YSaC Vol. 663: Distant early warning.
I get the feeling that these two ads are trying to tell us something, but I have no idea what. I think it involves diesel though.
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Wait, I think I've found a clue in the second one: the phrase "it diesel the diesel" anagrams to "The idle elite sides." Let's see what happens if we keep going:
is of of each themselves = five self-hate smooches
hard diesel powered financial = hallowed if acne-ridden praise
Beat and crisis and maintains = in bandit's Satanism radiance
week diesel big and World = bewildered weaklings do
official Russian and diesel went = insinuate scaled-down falsifier
themselves The to electric of = molest to the cleverest chief
themselves each on official of = malevolencies of hot fish-face
That makes SO much more sense.
Thanks, Laurie and Caitlin and Eric!