HELP WITH WEBSIDE
Hello I am looking for someone to build me a side like this one if you can do this please don’t respond
You heard the man. If you are capable of building a craptacular website, don’t respond to him!
Thanks, Justin!
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I won’t hesitate to not respond to him.
I can’t build a website of any kind, at all. Does that mean I should forego electronic communication, and just show up on his doorstep?*
*I’ll offer cheap access to an explanation of side vs. site and an opportunity to escape my sarcasm.
You’re a better woman than me, all I want to offer him is no opportuity to avoid my clue-by-four…
Jen, who says my sarcasm does not take physical shape as a clue-by-four? 8)
Ok, I didn’t respond so now I’m waiting for Sparky to contact me. Or does he also not contact me, if he wants me to create a crappy website for him? Judging from the site and the code my mom could probably do this with Frontpage. Maybe she shouldn’t respond either.
He’s getting a lot of silence on his end; it will take him a while to sort through the large stack of people who didn’t respond. Most likely it’ll be a while before he picks somebody out and doesn’t respond to them, so it’s a waiting game at this point.
I’m hoping he picks me, as I’m pretty sure I was one of the first to not respond.
He already has not responded to me and we have not had a long discussion through chat and email about how I will not design his site.
DAMNIT!
I’m so not disappointed.
People all of the way in the back of the snark lounge, if you can hear me, please don’t raise your hands.
Not going to telex or fax, either.
At least Spark’ has not advertised for web-codding, which I cannot tell is related to arachnids or ludefisk.
I’ve builded him a side like that one, but since I can’t contact him, should I just delete it?
I’ve seen this before!
The Jets and the Sharks battle it out in the streets of New York city, while singing and dancing merrily.
Yes, the classic Web Side Story. They revived it and added Spider-Man and some special effects.
My favorite part is where the Thundercats show up in their MegaZord to defeat the Master Control Program by crossing the streams.
Man, I love that play!
I love those old-school songs, too. “I feel 8-bitty” is probably my favorite.
No?
Maybe a more modern version…
The Webside story:
Two nerdy teens meet online while playing The Sims 3, and start rival gangs.
They fall madly in love until both realize that they are overweight 50 year old male insurance salesmen that work in the same office.
Mike Rodriguez
I just met a girl named Mike Rodriguez .
LOL and Ew! I love it. 8)
“T’amo, Tony”
Sparks here obviously just got punched in the face by the last website designer, hence
the dictation errors: “Oh! My node!”.
Didn’t John Arbuckle have a similar problem with a camera?
:dumps popsicle sticks, glue, and a dozen live spiders into a pickle jar, shakes vigorously. Pours results into casserole pan, bakes at three hundred degrees for six hours:
DING!
Your webside is done, Sparky. That’ll be four thousand dollars. Plus tax.
No no no Ghostie. You need to add the spiders last thing, so they’re
most pissed off and dangerousfresh.Good idea! I’ll just garnish it with these black widows I found.
Side – side; no up – down.
We need to be going forward not backwards, upward not forwards, and always twirling, twirling into the future!
I’m on the eatside I’m on the webside. It’s not that critical.
East side, web side,
All around the net,
The snarkers all making jokes
That poor old Sparky doesn’t get
Can you make a webside?
Don’t respond if you can.
Just come hang out in the Snarkers’ Lounge
With drmk and dan.
For some reason (possibly because I am a geek), this comment reminds me of the Star Wars Gangsta Rap:
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap/
“We got Death Star”
“We got Death Star”
I am not sure why (possibly because I am a geek) but your comment reminded me of the Star Wars Gangsta Rap.
“We got Death Star”
“We got Death Star”
I would offer you the link but every time I do, it kills my reply.
I’m trying to come up with a Beatles song for Hammy to parody today.
Baby, you can’t build my side.
The long an winding web that leads to my side.
No Reply! I called you on the phone, your web side to create, no reply.
How about 5 Man Electric Band instead?
Side, side, gonna make a side!
Puttin’ lots of frames and content extra-wide,
Loud music and cursors sparkling on my side!
This is a test to figure out why when I reply to someone, it is not posting.
I am feeling insignificant and inadequate.
Edit: Okay, it worked. I wonder if it is because I tried to put in a link in my earlier reply?
If you put more than one link, you probably got moderated.
It was just one link. And it didn’t even say “This comment is awaiting moderation”. Just did not post it and brought me to the top of the page.
Ah well.
Everyone has Google. They can search it if need be.
The linked site might be on the “bad site” list. I know there are some sites that you can’t post links to.
Help!
Help! I need somebody,
Help! Not just anybody,
Help!
You know I need some webside, help.
Well I am dumber, so much dumber every day,
I even need somebody’s help to walk while chewing gum.
But now these days I’m gone, I’m not so self aware,
How do I know if push or pull will open up the doors?
Help me if you can my websides down
And I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground.
Help me get my shoes back tied around,
Won’t you please, please help me?
I love how versatile this song is for Sparklefication.
Notes number of band members gazetted to the Honours List . . .
Ghostie is in the box, Taco is hanging around on the side, so it should be an interesting day. 8)
I think Ghostie and I should get a tag on the box for the day:
This can’t end well.
…
Moooom, Ghostie’s on my side again!
:draws line down center of box:
If I hear any jingling coming from that side, I’m gonna get out Mr. Crowbar.
Oh yeah? I hear Taco’s already polishing his. With the thong. (I can hear the jingling.)
*corner*
Well, there go my plans to eat lunch.
And dinner.
Ever again.
Maybe he just has a cold… in his fingers.
Or everyone in the Snark Lounge has contracted eyeball-flu.
That would explain the green hue to everything around me.
Or the tell-tale eye vomit that keeps erupting.
It could be worse, everyone could have retinal diarrhea.
The site spends a lot of time describing, albeit in the worst possibly format ever, the Tomcat and the Phantom. Both of which are out of stock.
My guess is that he cannot afford to restock after paying his fabulous web designer.
The fact that if you follow the link it says “Ender side” on the front page suggests either an elaborate joke, or an allergy to the letter t.
It’s some sort of secret code for Orson Scott Card aficionados.
[ESC aside]
Somewhat waiting with trepidation the release of the movie; with a greater sense of woe about how h’wood will have to change the remainder of the series of books if the intent is a successful movie franchise.
My brother sells vinyl web siding. I’ll have him not call you.
I contacted Sparky, because … I always fall off the curb.
Props to my homies on the webside. Peace out.
Yeah, dhey broghd dhe good shid, didn’d dhey!
What is the sound of a webside master not responding?
neener neener
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU
Hey Sparklebits! If your phone ain’t ringing, it’s me not calling.
CJ, this comment is additionally funny with those ladies for your avatar. 🙂
I think my Punchity Punch Punch has melted. Ghost Cat, Taco Magic, sort it out yourselves. You’re veterans, after all.
G’Night, Irene!
If it wasn’t for my bad eyeside, I might be able to not respond. Now, where did I put my Eyeglances?
“Retinal Diarrhea” is my Third Eye Blind cover band…(even though I don’t know any of their songs) unless they did “Take a Walk on the Webside”. Oh, that was Lou Stool Reed. Thanks Ghostie….
*ahem* (quick think of something funny quick think of something funny quick think of something funny…..) Nothing. It sucks being sick.
:pops head into Lounge:
What’d I do now?
The proper webside manners is to not do anything on the fly, unless it’s dinner.
Okay, if you need help choosing sides on the web, please read the following telegram I didn’t send:
Although cats have long reigned supreme on the interwebz – stop – I become increasingly convinced – stop – that bacon is now winning – stop
Hello I am looking for someone to build me a side that shows Miley Cyrus twerking Tard the Grumpy Cat, along with comic misspellings and dreadfully clever sayings about bacon and coffee. If you can do this, it’s probably best for all of humanity that you not respond.
This is me, not responding.
D’Oh!
Webside, what a spider orders with it’s entree…
“You want flies with that?”
Si, por favor