YSaC, Vol. 1380: Jeepers, creeper!
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I call this one, "Lady in Red." The hoodie symbolizes the sublimated desires of the woman to be the young girl she once was, yet her pose reveals her as vulnerable to the wolves of society outside her window. The framing of the shot represents the gradual eclipsing of her youth; blackness is moving in, representing man's inhumanity to man.
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[end faux artistic bullshit]
Actually, the more I look at this the creepier it gets; with the framing of the shots it almost looks like someone is spying on her through a peephole, and when creeperSparky takes the first picture she hears the shutter and turns around to look for her stalker. I'm not sure what would happen next, because that's the point in the movie where I would cover my eyes with my fingers.