YSaC, Vol. 1426: Daft icon doggerel.
Dog Create – $75
folding dog create. measures 48X32X30 with plastic liner. Like new. asking $75 or best offer. If interested please call xxx-xxx-xxxx.
A folding dog that measures 48x32x30, that I can create? That’s a pretty big origami dog. Or maybe it’s small, since there’s no units given. I’m assuming it’s not in furlongs. It could, I suppose, be in either Smoots or attoparsecs, but that would still be pretty large. For $75, though, I want to make sure I’m getting my money’s worth. It’s a good thing it comes with its own plastic liner. I don’t want to have to clean up after it — it probably poops huge bursts of confetti.