YSaC, Vol. 1435: Oddly enough, it’s Danish for “Gout.”
2013 January 25
Hey folks – I’ve been away for a few weeks, but they say I’m making good progress, and should be able to come home very soon. At least, once I stop eating the crayons. Speaking of eating crayons…
gigt card – $100
hello i need a gift card
Hello, indeed! I, too, need a gift card. Tell you what – I’ll send you this nice gift card from “Al’s House of Turnips” if you can find one for me from a dry cleaner in Puerto Vallarta.
Sound good? Great. I’ll get right on it as soon as I finish chewing through these straps.
Thanks for the post, Rob!
I can give you the ten of diamonds or the deuce of clubs. Tell you what, I’m feeling generous this morning! You can have them both. No, no, don’t thank me.
Are they worth $100? Sparky clearly states it’s gotta be worth that much. Since you’re giving two they could be worth $50 each. This is assuming of course Sparky knows what 50 + 50 equals….
Which, according to Cat Math, it doesn’t.
50 + 50 = Mayonnaise Rabbits
Really? I got “error-need more coffee or I’ll hurk in your shoe”. I strongly feel I should take this error seriously.
:fetches plate of coffee slices:
Shoe-hurkings should be avoided at all costs.
Indeed.
Hey, this is no Ten, this is the Queen of Hearts!
I knew I shouldn’t have joined this salmon-treats-ante Spades tournament!
(Sure hope i have enough kibble to cover those three Blind Nullos…)
Wait, Mama Windy is giving away Ten?!?
:books flight to California:
Hello, I need a
Gift card so desperately.
Hello, this C-note
Will now find one for me.
I read that like Shatner and it was AWESOME.
This makes me want to set up the Lionel Ritchie cheese head and crackers set. Let’s see, Gugenheim or Monster cheese?
misjay– free
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hello i need a free misjay*
*misjay is Borat for ‘life’
My 11 year old loves making cards. She made everyone hug cards for Christmas. For $100 she’ll be glad to make Sparky a gift card. She’s saving up for Sea Monkeys.
Aww, that’s so sweet!
Since the poster wasn’t clear on what kind of gidt card they want, I’ll just have to read their mind to find out the appropriate gigt.
… Dave Matthews… cashews… tiredness… green… monster truck… dripping… rectangle… “lion”… poinsettia… Acapulco…
I’ve got it! Laser hair removal! Assuming they have any laser hair, of course. Lemme check.
… sharp… Weltanschauung… 3 foot…
I’ll have to get back to you.
Tell you what, Sparky, I’ll give you a gigt card if you can secure a copy of “How to Housetrain Your Lacawates Valtrus-Suka”.
Or an industrial-strength Rug Doctor.
Your choice.
Just as an aside…does anyone think ‘technicolor poop’ will become a popular carpet shade anytime soon?
In a totally unrelated note…it’s really foggy here…I fell like singing “A Foggy Day…in London Tooooooown…took me awaaaaaaaaay…”
In other, other completely unrelated news…I hurt. Every.FECKING.Where.
No, not the flu. No, no, not a cold or that new stomach thing – the norovirus, which I’m pretty sure is what attacked the hubs and I in late October, btw – no…it’s two things…a switch to a much-less potent pain medication and a particularly well-timed severe fibro-flare.
Yee-fecking-haw.
I wanna crycurlupinaballgotosleepandIfeelstabbityallatthesametime.
Where was I? Oh, right…so Sparky…let’s forget the housetraining book. If you’ve got any excellent pain medication *totally meet me at the corner of Main and 5th Streets in an hour.
*disclaimer…I would not, under any circumstances, actually buy or trade a gift card for pain medication….**unless it’s the good sh*t.
**I’m joking..probably…maybe….
Be back in an hour or so!
Giggity
That was my thought exactly, a giggety card. you beat me to it.
I have a spare 2 gigabyte SD card I’d be glad to sell for $100, but the gigabyte ones are hard to find these days, especially when drugstores sell 8 gig cards for ten bucks. I’m also not sure of what the “t” version of a gigabyte is — tits aside?
I have several $100 gift cards Sparky can have. Should I tell him there’s probably only about $7.32 left on them? On ALL of them, not each of them.
Welcome back Dan!
PECIL!
Here, Sparky, have a gigt card.
Yeah, it says, “Good for $100 of Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab”.
Yeah, it’s been written on a piece of notebook paper and the small print says it’s not valid in Puerto Rico.
Yeah, it’s been written using a pink crayon.
So?
Hey, be careful with the crayons, Dan has been busy away at school being all learnt up on acceleratin’ crayola to relativistic velocities (I bet the cloud chamber is a gigt to clean after…)
I miss that little chawa on the side of the site. It was cute.
What do you do with a snarky Capn? Put him in the box and punch his card! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Card Sharps!