YSaC, Vol. 1516: Doganadabag
2013 May 20
OMMP puppy play date
I am looking for someone with a puppy that also smokes 420. Would love to meet up and see if our puppies can become buddies. My pup is 5 months and is well socialized with people and other animals and needs a new friend. He is up to date on all his shots and please make sure your puppy is as well. I’m pretty chill and laid back. Wanna go on a hike, a walk, or let them run around at the park?
Maybe it’s just me, I don’t think it’s a good idea to let your puppy smoke pot. Or to use your puppy as a shameless hookup tool. Or to put hot sauce on ice cream.
Thanks for the post, Stephanie!
This is your puppy.
This is drugs.
This is your shameless personal ad with your puppy after drugs. Any questions?
OMG PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ahem.
Carry on. Pass me that. Thanks.
This is your brain: ∞
This is your brain on puppies: {00}
Awwww……..
Any questions?
Hey Windrose, you’re supposed to share…..
*puff* Ralph, what language are you speaking? I dint unnerstand. . .
Figure eight * puppies = pink-crested boobies.
Does one bogart the puppy,
or does the puppy bogart you?
Bogart would be a great name for that puppy, dude.
Pretty sure a puppy who smokes weed should be called Snoop Dogg.
Puppy! Puppypuppypuppypuppypuppy!!!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
PUPPY!!
http://www.thepuppychannel.com/
And suddenly productivity levels for the Monday before Memorial Day were dramatically lower than expectations.
You’re welcome.
OMG….puppies, puppies, more puppies…
You are evil, Rebecca.
It is the week before a 4-day weekend for me. My counterpart across the Metroplex is on vacation so I have to do her work and mine.
And now, puppies.
That’s it, I’m getting nothing done today, tomorrow, all week.
Because, puppies….and Rebecca is evil.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said that . . .
I don’t know if your puppy will want to run around at the park after smoking weed. More likely he’ll just want to scarf a whole bag of Beggin’ Strips.
I thought eating his master’s shoes was just teething behaviour, but now we know the real reason.
Duuud, they should so make dorito dog bonz!
*Looks down at patent for Sriracha Ice Cream*
D’awww…
Don’t you need a designated leash-holder?…..BTW… in our school, three weeks before summer break, productivity levels have already gone to pot,er, uh, you know what I mean, right? And I’m not talking about just the kids. Have a nice pre-Memorial Day week, Meg.
How regional the world is–the U kids have been done for about two weeks; Graduation was last week. The rest of the urchins will be let slip this week, to loiter about in all their Ave-in lieu-of-bathing glory . . .
A puppy with munchies?
There goes the sofa.
Cool Ranch Dog Bonz
Dazed and Confused: The Puppy Chapter
I am in supervision training the next 3 days. Don’t know if puppies or weed, or puppies on weed, would improve it, but I’m willing to try anything at this point. The instructor is spouting so many consultant cliches I am thinking of playing my own private gameof cliche bingo. Maybe a nice mellow buzz, or a cuddly puppy, or both, would help.
You have my sympathies, Tank. I’m studying several very thick and befuddling IRS publications for a “pre-assessment test” that I have to pass in order to sign up to take a five-day class – which I have to attend in order to qualify to take yet another test in order to get my certification. It’s all very confuzzling and leaves me wanting puppy-cuddles and Lola’s flask.
[culinary corey]I’ve actually had salsa picante on “ice cream” before–admittedly it was more of a savory sorbet than Pistachio Mint chip. It was not an experience to run right out and repeat.
Now, having been served some sugarless, yoghurt-based, carob-afflicted, soft-serve that really needed some Louisiana Red Devil sauce, except that the unseasoned tofu & lentil* crowd never seem to have any on hand.
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*No disparagement upon the lentil, it is a fine vegetable product, it just needs seasoning (even on a low-sodium diet regime) to not have a bit less taste than the dirt is was grown in.
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Doganadabag
anagrams to:
A dog an’ a d’bag.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Meg… is it a coincidence we both responded today? I think not. (well, yes, it probably is, but saying that makes for a better reply)…….also, I think I’ve had Cool Ranch Dog Bonz….not so good.
C’mere, Bogart. Sit. Stay. Good dog. Fly. Go to the store and buy munchies, and don’t just get Greenies this time!
So Windy, did this dog follow you home and you’ve decided to keep him and name him Bogart and are you sure Mom’s going to be O.K. with him, and besides how do you know that he’s a him and not a her, and you know what that will mean, and she’ll “you know” with a boy dog and then we’ll have a bunch of puppies and the whole thing will start over, and like I heard on “A Way With Words” this weekend open up a “can of worms” or “Pandora’s Box” and you can’t tell where “that” will go and all because some stoner tried to find a friend for his dog, and, well, talk about a Butterfly Effect ????!!!!!
*stares blankly at nojazzy* Uh, Yes.
Bacon is okay though. Bacon is always okay. Mmmnm…. bacon….. laaaalaaa…
I got my puppy on my mind
And my mind on my puppy
snoop doggy dog
snoop doggy dog
Got a fresh bag o weed
take my puppy to the park
See where he peed
got all the puppy love I need
Lookin for a little extra bark
straight up homey
no fake bologne
Snoop doggy dog dog
snoop doggy dog
Got my puppy on my mind
and my mind on my puppy
Dave, nojazzy, and Capn, you are hereby relieved of box duty. Just leave the stash, okay? Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Scoobie Snackers!