Sweet paddle boat for sale – $100
Nice paddle boat. Two-seater. Excellent for making out with chicks, which my wife no longer allows me to do.
I don’t understand – why would chicks want to make out with a paddle boat?
Thanks, Ted!
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Took me a minute…but….ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww….
Really Dave? Don’t be such a wiener! So soon after his 2nd “Cum Clean Speech?” Can’t a humble man ever get a break?
*I’ll be over in the corner just stifling a BWAHAHAHAHA!!!*
Wonder if the wife just objects to the paddle boat. Maybe a motor boat would suit her better. Maybe she wants to make out with the chicks.
I don’t need a boat to paddle two seats at once. I have two hands for that.
“Sweet”??? Now, if it were a salty paddle boat…………….
It would get drunk, sing offensive pirate songs, and toss you overboard for looking at its concubines.
I see that our Bacontini has finally tied the knot.
Oh, I don’t know, I think he’s just crazy.
I DO like a nice paddling every now and then……
Wicked, evil, naughty, Zoot!
Have you been lighting the grail-shaped-beacon again?
There’s only one punishment for that in Castle Anthrax!
Paddleboating!
Kinky. ;p
Logic Observation Quote #34: “The last time I rode in a paddle boat, it was NOT conducive to making out in at all. Yabba dabba don’t!” –Fred Flintstone
Now, waitaminute, just what sort of gurls wanna paddleboat to motorboat ’em?
Well – of course chicks like a nice paddle boat. Everyone knows chicks can’t swim. 😉
Sweet Paddle Boat
Good times never seemed so good
I’ve been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I…
…look at the wife
And she wants to be my only
I leave the horny chicks to you.
I had one of these once, and the chicks were a big problem. All the little duck boat hotties would chase me around the lake, and I couldn’t actually get anywhere. I feel this guy’s pain.
My paddleboat brings all the chicks to the pond,
And they’re like,
Its better than yours.
If the boat is swan-shaped, should the gurl answer to Leda?
Oh Capn…Many doors for that.
Ok Sheldon, but just once.
Sweet paddle, Nice paddle,
little boat for two.
Makin’ paddle, chicks paddle,
wife won’t let me do.
Oh Capn, my Capn, you are the Poet Laureate of the Snark Lounge! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Sweet Prince! And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
I can’t help but notice that Sparky says, “which my wife no longer allows me to do” rather than, “which I no longer do since I have a wife.” Does this mean that Sparky’s wife once allowed him to make out with chicks in his paddleboat?