sweaty 88 Integra – $850 (around )
runs and drive just fine and good on highways no smoke or dosent shack
question call/text anytime xxxxxxxxx
I don’t know about a sweaty Integra. Can I get a mildly perspiring Legend, instead? Or perhaps a shvitzing Vigor? I don’t even mind if it shacks a little bit.
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Sweat shack, baby sweat shack
Hop in my Integra, it’s as big as the ground
Asking $800 or somewhere around
Try out some cat math, but don’t take a toke
Cause this car doesn’t smoke
Sweat shack, baby sweat shack
A most excellent earworm. I’ll give it a B……52.
Sadly, it is Monday, and I am not filled with suitable music for this.
There’s probably no end of “light” opera to be had in this sweet-b-sour shell, whose fidelity is almost sure.
O, is that the East , the Dawn?
Wherfore art thou, Integra?
Hast thee stray’d from thy shack?
House’d whither in Montague or Capulet
Stabling this morn’ ere’ we are bound to our labors?
At least this reference is old enough for me to get.
I saw that movie! This is what the Crazy 88 became after they had the snot kicked out of them.
Okay, no Kill Bill fans here. I can live with that.
Yes, yes..but is it minty? If it’s not minty, I’m not interested.
That’s just a mint air freshener to mask the sweaty smell.
Gomen na sai, Tsurakute suppai sōsu o kakete nomi kanōna.
Purasu 6 anata eggroll o motte iru.
(Sorry, only comes with hot-n-sour sauce.
With six, you get eggroll.)
Sparky hopes a museum of sweaty cars will buy this gem. However, he needs to include a colored smoke generator and a shack for the museum dosents at that price to get any interest. Otherwise, it’s just a routine redneck ride that won’t attract public attention and entrance fees.
I have $850 but it’s all in bills and they are arectangular in shape not around. If the money must be around, then I guess I’ll have to bring it all in quarters. Are they around enough? Or will 850 Canadian loonies be OK?
Wouldn’t they have to be clowns to get 850 Canadian loonies in that car? (get it? 850 Clown loonies in one car…like in the circus, you know…I guess in Canada…eh!?)…..GEEZ!!! is it Monday already?….I gotta get to work!
This car is in excellent health for its age. The only reason it sweats is because it runs, which is great cardio. Also it doesn’t smoke.
Sparky, I have a question, actually many questions, none about the car though, but you said I could call or text anytime, so, I’ll just call you around 3 am and ask my questions, or wait, do I only get one question? And yes, I know that last sentence should have been several, but I like run-on sentences, especially the way they drove my third and fourth grade teachers crazy because I would write a paragraph long sentence and then defend it by regurgitating their “write the way you think” policy. I think I may have helped end that policy.
It was more of a guideline, really.
Kelli was crossing the line early on, it seems.
I’m sure glad it doesn’t shack, because the last Integra I had, I came home and found it sleeping with a Yugo.
That’s Justifiable Autocide there.
Damn foreign cars! Parking in our driveways, Driving on our parkways, burning up our gas, hauling our kids to school. I tell ya’, if we don’t do something soon, they’ll be wearing our tires too.
Rabble!Rabble!Rabble!
Sure, but as soon as it goes into a cul-de-sac, it just goes around in circles.
“No smoke” is good. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and we certainly don’t need that. I am rather concerned, however, about the lack of a docent shack. Where else are we going to find someone to guide us around and explain the sweat?
So unlike normal non-sweaty cars. Either I have to take this car to the car wash every day or I have to deal with Body Odor.
Rule #34. Autobody Odorotica.
OR. So sometimes it smokes, sometimes it… shacks. But never both at the same time on the highway.
Don’t mind Sparky, he’s just saying it wrong. It’s a warning. Don’t smoke or else the car won’t shack.
I’ve been wracking my brain trying to think WTF Sparky actually means by “sweaty”. I just can’t stop thinking about Alex Baldwin on fake SNL NPR talking about his schweaty balls.
Obviously, this is a SWEET 88 Integra……as indicated by the gold star it received at some point….all you need is one wheel cover and it would look showroom new!
problem is….Sparky is one “x” short on the phone number….I’ve been trying and trying…..can’t ask question call/text anytime. No smoke again tonight….
Jazzy, did you try X? How about x? Perhaps it’s x.
Didn’t think of that…….nope, still no luck..I’ll try “EX”..
Okay, M2N2, turn off the karaoke machine and the strobes. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Token Snarkers!