YSaC, Vol. 1630: Nota iste a Sparky factus est
Heavey duty latter rack – $150
I have for sale a well built heaven duty latter rack fits any long bed pickup truck for info call ###-###-#### ask for brad
Wow – you have a rack for a heaven duty latter? Isn’t that the sort of thing that got us in trouble in Genesis 11? You better make sure God doesn’t catch you with that, or you’ll discover that your wife can only speak Hungarian.
Thanks for the ad, Ralph!
“Sir David, the inflammation has gone away.”
Oh, Brad! He’s Mad!
There’s one thing left to do ahoo!
Soooo close. I’m looking for a hell of a former rack.
Which is, coincidentally, what I have after 2 kids and 6 years of breastfeeding. Okay, I’ll be in the corner. Hope it’s not too dark and sticky.
We did do some mopping before putting up the not.a.tiger and not.an.elk wallpaper.
Who’d have thought that a piece of the construction sight from the Tower of Babyl would end up in Brad’s back yard?
Wait a minute, my friend’s name is Brad…
Aw, shit.
No, that would be heaven doodie.
Okay, fine.
Aw, heaven doodie.
*grumble grumble*
Well, Spark’ did his best to speeel “heave-y dooty.”
Which the appearance pf this tetanus-infested rusty refuse does suggest as appropriate response to prospective purchase.
It may well describe the “engineering*” that went into the projects, too–sum product of unfortunate voiding.
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*Apologies to competent engineers everywhere.
So that’s what the Garden of Eden looks like….a little underwhelming, huh??!!
Is Brad starting a new cult???…..Church of the Latter Rack Saints????
Disciples of the Heaven Duty.
The Llama-nun isn’t going to like that.
May Bees be Upon Her.
(Never underestimate the posers of a moderator! Bwahahahah!)
Nor will she appreciate the lack of you wishing bees upon her.
They’re not so much door-knockers as window-knockers. On the second floor.
Nice knockers!
Good thing I’m already in the corner! He he.
Sorry, my knockers don’t do windows.
Just looking at that “ladder” makes my stomach heavey.
And people scoffed when I put a pearly (tail)gate on my pickup.
To hell with 1, 2, and 3.
4) Profit.
And thy rack shall not rust in heaven though sagging may occur in the latter days.
Heavey duty?
*urp*
motion *yurgle* sickness
BLARRGH!
You gonna eat that?
BRER!!! No! Just . . . NO! Bad Fox.
Okay, fine.
*wanders off to find a hen house*
*mumbles*
gotta deal with chicken feathers, duck feathers, goose feathers, horse feathers.
All of Brad’s previous racks have been sold. All that is left to sell is the latter rack. He’ll sell it to you for minus $150.
This fall, on FOX…
He’s God’s right-hand man, a by-the-book archangel who keeps the Eternal World in line.
She’s a brash Heavenly Body with nothing but a thin cirrus cloud between her and Fallen Angel status.
Together, they walk the cloud-lined streets and fight crime on both sides of the pearly gates.
They’re on… HEAVEN DUTY.
I could write this.
I feel this rack…
…could use some touching up…
…and would entertain more responses if offered by a female.
$150 for a rusty metal construct and it doesn’t even have a deer hanging from it? Pass.
A légpárnás nincs angolna!
Gesundheit, Cap’n.
Hmm, perhaps it’s the Latter Wrack (time travel was hard words will be tensed),
The thing needed by post-rapture maintenance man for the Stairway to Heavin’
When the bar is on the ground floor, but the bathrooms are in the basement…
To paraphrase Kid President….consider how confusing the Capn’s posts would be had he NOT gone to school and gotten an edjumacation…..
Judging by the pictures, Sparky believes in latter-day slants.
I’d suggest giving this thing a latteral pass.
This snark brought to you by the latter H.
I’m really in the market for a Rapture Hatch.
C””J, how swiftly fly the days in the box! Oh, wait, those are the bees. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, In God We Rust!
…ooo! Windy….my favorite Neil Young ablum..”After the Godrust”….