YSaC, Vol 1636: What you talkin ’bout, Wills?
2013 December 6
2003 honda civic fruitful car nice wills
2003 honda civic odometer: 158
I have a beatiful honda that I need to sale fast it is a 5 speed manul transmission new paint jop 18 inch wills 158xxxmills interior nids clining a littel love the car runs a dribes good if you have anny custions please call or tex att ### ### ####
So apparently it’s “Bad Car Advertisement” week here at YSaC. (I’m as surprised as you are, really.) So let’s finish off with this fruitful car. You know who needs a fruitful car? It’s obvious, when you think about it:
Thanks for the post, William!
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multitask, and refinish the paint, and reglue it: and have dominion over the fish on the seat, and over the foul air, and over every littel thing that moveth upon the floor….
And Sparky saw every thing that he had made, and behold, it dribes good.
Photoshop. Nailed it!
The pixels are a dead give-away.
civic odometer is the name of my Counting Crows cover band.
Hello, AT&T? Let me talk to tex. I’m calling about the civic with the nids cleaning.
*click*
That was rude of them. They should have at least offered to transfer you to tex’s voicemail.
Or at least given you a couple of trips around the horn…
My uncle left me a car in his 18-inch will. At first, I thought, “How fruitful.” Then I noticed that the interior nids had started to cline.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your interior nids clining to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.”
Clining is good, especially for nids. It’s when they start to DEcline that you’ve got a problem.
IS the thing a death trap? Beacause, y’know… wills.
This is the worst drive-thru ever. I mean, look, she has to get out of her car and walk to the window to pick up her order!
This is why one (a person, not THE “ONE”) should not try to post on CL just after taking one’s medication. This ad starts out sorta OK, with only minimal mis-spelling and no punctuation, but quickly deteriorates (as the drugs kick in) to gibberish and nonsense. It’s like I awlase say, “a mend is a terrblae thyng to watse”….i thimk.
If the car is already full of fruit, I don’t see what you need custions for.
You’ve never had fruit custions? They’re the best!
I like the ones that roll up the best.
Fruit leather custions – yum!
You have to pass through custions to run the dribeses (juicy, pink fleshed fruit with leathery red rinds, grown primarily in central California) across the border.
Something is fruity, here. It’s just not the car.
NMN! Welcome back! Or have you been back and I’ve been remiss?
Yes.
Apparently, the snopocalypse is a good thing–meshybee has given up quiltsquapre for gravatar–yay!
Snopocolypse? Sno-pocolypse? Snow?
…
Oh! That cold stuff y’all are always complainin’ ’bout up thar! Never did care for it. Y’all come talk t’me durin’ hur’cane season.
I do believe I detect a touch of a drawl there, Miz Meeshie.
I am seriously tempted to change my name to “Miz Meeshy” now.
Oh, the wills on the car go around to the beneficiaries.
Around to the beneficiaries. Around to the beneficiaries.
The wills on the car go around to the beneficiaries.
With 158 triple x mills.
Wait, for an automobile to be testate, we much presume some legal mechanism exists that allows it to testify.
Our barristers will be far more informed as to what legal instruments, such as incorporation, Trust, or the like, would imbue a presumably minty-shelled Civic with legal identity to make a predecedent declaration.
Given the transitory and mobile nature of automobiles, the idea that last Wills & Testaments might go ” ’round and ’round” seems perfectly logical.
At least as logical as a car speaking in sing-song gibberish (by way of its legally-recognized officers as interlocutors).
The lawyers in the car say “Pay me now,”
“Pay me now,”
“Pay me now!”
The lawyers in the car say “Pay me now,”
With their hands held out toward the beneficiaries.
1) %&$#@???
2) Really? %&$#@???
custom cushions = custions.
I’ve got a car that dribes good
5 speed manul trans
new paint jop 18 inch wills
and fruitful interior nids
come sale away
come sale away
come sale away sparky
come sale away
come sale away
come sale away sparky
Styx earworm!
Gee, thanks, Roboto-san [g]
ミスターロボットは、ありがとう
This is closer to the song lyrics:
ドーモありがとう、ミスターロボット
But, it’s all
Grand Illusion へようこそ
中に来て、何が起こっているかを参照してください
価格を支払う、ショーのチケットを入手
ページが設定され、バンドは再生を開始
突然、あなたの心がついています
あなたはシビック密かた希望。
しかし、Craigslistのにだまされてはいけません
テレビや雑誌など
彼らはあなたの意志がどうあるべきかのあなたオドメーターを表示
しかし、彼らはただ誰か他の人の幻想だ
あなたが考えるのであれば、あなたのホンダは完全な混乱がある
あなたがインターネットの勝つことはありませんので、
(Gurandoiryūjon e yōkoso Chū ni kite,
Nani ga okotte iru ka o sanshō shite kudasai Kakaku o shiharau,
Shō no chiketto o nyūshu Pēji ga settei sa re, bando wa saisei o kaishi Totsuzen,
Anata no kokoro ga tsuite imasu Anata wa Shibikku hisokata kibō.
Shikashi, Craigslist no ni damasa rete wa ikemasen Terebi
Ya zasshi nado Karera wa anata no ishi ga dō arubeki ka no anata odomētā o hyōji Shikashi,
Karera wa tada dare ka hokanohito no gensōda Anata ga kangaeru nodeareba,
Anata no Honda wa kanzen’na konran ga aru Anata ga intānetto no katsu koto wa arimasen’node,)
Should that not be “ロボット さん”?
Yes, other than it will not scan well in goggle-translate as it makes it a possessive rather than the salutation form. Bing users are on their own [g]
For those wondering:
NIDS Clining
The Neuro-Immune Dysfunction Syndromes (NIDS) Coalition believes that both medical research and data (which shows an explosion in the number of children being diagnosed over the last two decades with Autism, PDD, ADD/ADHD, OCD, and other related disorders) firmly supports that autism and other related conditions are not developmental disorders but are the result of a disease process that is treatable. It is a mistake to classify this as autism because most of these children are fighting NIDS—a complex immune / complex viral disorder.
and
clining:
To screw around, generally in reference to actual time, as in:
“Hey man, sorry to keep clining around on meeting you, it’s been a crazy hectic week.”
So, ya, if you can put those two together, more power to you.
The car runs the dribeses good when Ms. Nice (pronounced “Nee-cee”) Wills, the Fruitfull High School Dashing Dribeses cross country coach, uses it as the team pace car during the 6th period runs through the surrounding neighborhood.
I don’t know. Is 158 a good price for a 2003 honda civic odometer?
Can we take a moment to talk about poor Anny Cushions, who obviously has been kidnapped and he’s trying to get her back??
Anny Custions. It’s a common mistake that her family had to deal with whenever some spells their name out.
The lady in the background is posting Anny Custion’s hat through a window. So that manual can beat it fully. Xxx
I’d rather be clining for the Fords
Yeah, I know I’m slow (to comment).
They put up signs for slow children, slow right lanes, and slow construction (some of that stuff takes forever). But nobody puts up signs for slow foxes.