YSaC, Vol. 1780: Dracula Sells an iPhone

2014 November 10
by Irregular Fractal

iPhone 6 Plus 64GB for Note 4 – Sprint – $1


 

Looking to trade my flawless iPhone 6 Plus 64GB Gold in color for a Note 4 of any color. Sprint is the carrier and the ESN is clean. The phone comes with a clear case, box, and charger. The iPhone is in perfect condition so the Note 4 must be the same condition.

Seems perfectly reasonable, right?  Sparky was even kind enough to attach pictures of back and front, so that you can confirm the condition of the phone.

It could be that Sparky is in such a rush to trade this phone, that he just HAD to post this picture from the middle of the men’s restroom.  But let’s think a bit harder about this…  there seem to be some perfectly reasonable explanations for why one couldn’t use the mirrors in one’s own home for their big Craigslist posting:

  • still sitting shiva for for Joan Rivers
  • accidentally ended up hosting Dracula via AirBnB, woke up the next day with the worst hickey ever
  • couldn’t take any more of that creepy old “fairest of them all” guy obsessed with that underaged girl in the village
  • got rid of all the mirrors in the house after that really bad night at the Black Lodge

You’ve probably got an even more reasonable explanation down there in the comments.

Thanks for the post, sd!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 November 10
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Need to trade, unhappy with my stepmother’s gift. I’m wary of apples ever since the “incident”. Sorry about the pics – the bathroom is the only place I can get any privacy from the seven little dudes I live with. Text me with any questions.

    Thanks,
    Snow

    Adores: 15
  2. 2014 November 10
    Dan permalink

    Big, big thank you to IF for stepping up and taking the reins this week while the Llamanun and I deal with other things.

    Adores: 7
  3. 2014 November 10

    Sparky works for the same firm I used to and was expected to take up residence in the office.

    Adores: 1
  4. 2014 November 10
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    There’s some kind of inception action going on in the second picture.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2014 November 10
    Ralph permalink

    Sparky is at an airport. Now urine a contest to recognize it. Hint: Floor-length pisspots.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2014 November 10
    HamCan permalink

    This ad made me flush with excitement…

    Adores: 5
  7. 2014 November 10
    HamCan permalink

    I went to trade for his iPhone, but iPeed instead.

    Adores: 12
    • 2014 November 10
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      As long as nobody in there was trying to give you an iWatch…

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 November 10
        One Moving Violation permalink

        …or was tapping their iFoot.

        Adores: 3
        • 2014 November 10
          HamCan permalink

          iRuns are no fun…

          Adores: 2
  8. 2014 November 10

    Pretty sure he just wants to sell it before the original owner notices it’s gone.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 November 10
      Ninja Chow permalink

      That was what I thought as well. I’ve got no funny in me this morning.

      Adores: 1
      • 2014 November 10
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        I’d agree if it weren’t for the offer of a box and charger as well. It was interesting also when I went back to the originally-posted ad (which is still up) – the pictures have changed to what I suspect is the owner’s own bathroom, with jacuzzi tub featured prominently.
        Apparently, Sparky can’t even mirror if it isn’t in a bathroom.

        Adores: 1
        • 2014 November 10
          Yancy permalink

          IF, that’s because Sparky’s divergent tendencies would be reflected in the mirrors of his own home. Parting with brand-new, very high-tech equipment? Sure. Letting everybody everywhere know just exactly how high your kink-o-meter goes? Nope.

          Adores: 0
  9. 2014 November 10

    Jazzy, I can’t tell you how much I have enjoyed spending the weekend in the box with you. When my headache goes away, I’ll give it another go. Punchity Punch Punch.

    Good Morning, Pisstburgh!

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 10
      nojazzhere permalink

      My pleasure, Windy. Hope you enjoyed the seed I brought.

      Adores: 3
  10. 2014 November 10
    nojazzhere permalink

    Did Sparky get caught making videos in the restroom, and had to come up with a quick reason for having his iPhone out?
    I bet if you respond to his post, it’s already “gone”….and his boss is none the wiser.

    Besides….what gave away that this was the “men’s restroom”?

    Adores: 5
  11. 2014 November 10

    Obviously, he has to store it in a loose tile in one of the stalls. I mean, they don’t allow iPhones in minimum security, amiright?

    Now, getting the Note past a cavity search…well, that’s your problem.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 10
      Meg permalink

      -must be why he’ll accept a Note of any color.

      Adores: 1
  12. 2014 November 10
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Looking to trade my flawless iPhone 6 Plus 64GB Gold in color for a Note 4 of any color.

    Why trade in the men’s room? The answer is right there in the second photo. There is a changing station right there. I’ll bet you anything, Sparky doesn’t have one of those in his apartment. What if the other person changing devices is a woman? Well, do women get arrested if they go into the men’s room? Is there a double standard here? HUH? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Um, sorry about that. I guess I shouldn’t fall for that

    WOMEN

    sign again.

    Adores: 0
  13. 2014 November 10
    Ninja Chow permalink

    Oh look, I’m in the box again!

    Adores: 1
  14. 2014 November 10
    Yancy permalink

    All I have to say is I’m glad to see yet another men’s restroom with a changing table. Many times I’ve been in public without my better half when I’ve had to find a place to change iBaby’s shorts because of a case of iPee or iPoo. I just hope the nice clerk at the car dealership a couple weeks ago forgets to tell her co-workers that I made use of their breakfast counter to give iBaby clean shorts.

    Adores: 2
  15. 2014 November 10
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    It wasn’t gold when he bought it. Just sayin’.

    Adores: 3
  16. 2014 November 10

    Thanks to binge-watching all of TwinPeaks last month (I’m a little behind in my TV watching, ok?) I understood that last reference!

    Adores: 1
  17. 2014 November 10
    Ralph permalink

    Here’s a major problem with the iPhone 6 Plus.

    Adores: 1

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