YSaC, Vol. 753: He’s got your number!

2010 August 9

46 – $275


9 YRS OLD. LESSTHAN 300 HRS ON IT> ###-####

I know JUST who would sell a 46:

Still, what with inflation and all, if a 46 is going for $275, one wonders what an “O” is up to these days.

Thanks for the link, Justin!

122 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 August 9

    Saaayyy….I’ve got a really nice pair of 23’s I could trade for that 46. I’ll even throw in some Crisco and vintage cereals.

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 August 9
      Lou Stool permalink

      Well, if Sparky doesn’t take your offer, CJ, I will trade you half of my 92.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 August 9
        TacoMagic permalink

        I’ve got six 9s that you could have.

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        • 2010 August 9
          Windrose permalink

          I’ve got a whole pile of 2s around here somewhere. Still in the box, never used.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 August 9

          Six 9’s? Wow…that’s like…ummm….like….over a million, isn’t it?

          Wonder if I can get a sweeter deal….

          Anybody got a spare 300 hrs they can throw in? I hear hrs are pretty valuable these days…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          TacoMagic permalink

          6 * 9 = 42

          Duh.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 August 9

          No, Taco…it’s 999,999….duh!

          Oops, my bad…it’s not quite a million…

          Got another 9?

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 August 9

        Oooh…that’s even better, Lou!

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        • 2010 August 9
          Dan permalink

          You are aware that 6 * 9 DOES equal 42 in base 13?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          Moira permalink

          It’s just like base ten, really… if you have three extra fingers.

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        • 2010 August 9
          Jen permalink

          Well in fairness, we can’t see what’s under TM’s gloves, and he _is_ a semi-mythical mexican-entree-deity, so there’s really no precedent for assuming he’s decidigital.

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        • 2010 August 9

          He may be a sore case, but I don’t think that he’s resorting to making jokes in Base 13.

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        • 2010 August 9

          It’s just like base ten, really… if you have three extra fingers.

          I gave a a guy three extra fingers on the freeway coming home tonight

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 August 9
      mudslicker permalink

      23 + 23 = 46

      Jim Carrey will buy both of them. He’ll put it with the rest of his 23 collection.

      Wonder if he will have to pay $137.50 for each 23 or if he can get a deal and get both for $300 since he’s splitting them up numerically. Sweet!

      Adores: 4
  2. 2010 August 9
    TacoMagic permalink

    Duuude. I’ve got a big bag of fresh 46 that needs a good home. $275 and it’s yours, but if you share it with me I’ll only take $325.

    Wow man, the walls are singing to me.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 August 9
      sarajean80 permalink

      You were warned about taking the brown…

      Wow, look at my hand. It’s all … Woah.

      Adores: 6
  3. 2010 August 9
    sarajean80 permalink

    So … If Sparky is selling 46 nine year olds, that would be a little under six bucks per kid. That’s quite a deal!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9
      Litarider permalink

      If Sparky is charging$275 for 46 9-year-olds, does just one cost three dollars? Does the $275 include the automatic price adjustment for buying the whole lot? I could use one because I need someone to take care of me when I’m elderly.

      Adores: 4
  4. 2010 August 9
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    I knew this girl once who said I could buy an O for a nickel.

    If only I had factored in the cost of the course of antibiotics, I would have realized it was a pretty bad deal.

    Adores: 18
  5. 2010 August 9
    Lou Stool permalink

    I can’t seem to find my catulator on a Monday monrning. Can anyone help me figure out how a 9-year old has lessthan 300 hrs? *carries the 2, divides by Mercury, and adds the oil fider warch, but still can’t seem to remember the next step*

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9

      Sprinkle liberally with the kibbles, divide by the free red table, carry the two, add the inevitable…

      42 pizza horseradish tacos

      There..problem solved.

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 August 9
        Windrose permalink

        *shakes catulator gently* I’m getting bees a picture of Art no touching. Darn thing got in a fight yesterday, and hasn’t given me a straight answer yet.

        Adores: 5
  6. 2010 August 9
    Lola permalink

    I think these people have unrealistic expectations. I’m a 38 and can’t give myself away, though that may have to do with having thousands of hours, rather than a few hundred. How can you get to 46 and only have a few hundred hours? Were you in a coma most of your life?

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 August 9
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      It’s all about marketing, my dear. A 38 is just two 19s, and every straight man at some point has coveted two 19s.

      Adores: 8
      • 2010 August 9
        Lola permalink

        *changes tactic*

        “Hi, we’re Lola! Yes, there’s two of me!”*

        *Something tells me this may not work.

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 August 9
          CapnMac permalink

          Hmmm, lessee, there’s super-fabulous, charming, full of life Lola. And there’s bright, sharp, keen, intelligent, witty, and capable as exquisite snark Lola.

          Sounds 42 to me {G}

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          Lola permalink

          Yes, Capn, but claiming to be two people, of any age, when there is only one person standing there is probably suggestive of MPD and should be avoided.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, yes, but that takes the fun out of it.

          But, most people seem to have multiple personalities, the work personality, the out-with-friends personality, the at-home-when-no-one-is-watching personality, and so on.

          Makes me wonder about those who obsessively only have the one personality.
          Or maybe I just know too many wacky people.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9

          My attributor is broken, but a guy once wrote, “She had a
          pair of 38s and a gun.”

          Adores: 3
  7. 2010 August 9
    Mindfield permalink

    No way, man. The 43 was way better. Solid construction with dual metal framstoppers and a sham column. That 46 used cheap nylon framstoppers and swapped the sham column for a 90-degree bundt exhaust with a tiny 2″ Furlinger vent that overheats under stress and has seizure issues with the hinge when they get too hot. There’s a reason people are trying to pawn off their 46s. Seriously, get the 43 or wait for the 47.

    Adores: 16
    • 2010 August 9
      TacoMagic permalink

      I think you just channeled Capn.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 August 9
        Mindfield permalink

        Is that bad? Should I have that checked out? Oh God, does he have a beard?

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          CapnMac permalink

          Only until I shave {G}

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9
        CapnMac permalink

        I have no need for artful gibberish when fluent in do many argot as to be indistinguishable thereof.

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9

      But is it minty?

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 August 9
        Mindfield permalink

        No, not at all. They completely got rid of the multiphase menthol injectors on the 46. Just another reason not to buy.

        Adores: 4
    • 2010 August 9
      Lola permalink

      The phrase “Furlinger vent” is … well … let’s just say it’s a good thing I’m late getting my coffee today.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 August 9
        Mindfield permalink

        See, the timing castorators on my 43 are better than the 46, so I was able to comment before any potential disasters could occur.

        43 4EVA!

        Adores: 6
      • 2010 August 9
        Whirlwitch permalink

        Mine’s come all unfurled. It’s the weather.

        (Line? Was that what I tripped on back there?)

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9
      sarajean80 permalink

      General notice to anyone who has tried to talk to me about cars or computers – What you are saying might make sense to you, but what I’m hearing is that.
      :points to Mindfield’s post:
      It might look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really playing Double Klondike Solitaire in my head.

      Adores: 14
      • 2010 August 9

        Just sayin’, Sarajean, you may want to zone back in if you hear a few key words like; muffler bearings, blinker fluid and steering gaskets. Especially if said grease monkey is about to charge you for service.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          Moira permalink

          …Or if you are told your diesel engine needs spark plugs…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9

          Out on the runway we used to send new guys to the tool crib for the “keys” to the 747, prop wash, flight line…never stopped being funny 🙂

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Restaurant – used to send them for “steam for the steam table”. Sent one guy at least ten times, he never caught on. But, always reported that some was “on order”.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 August 9
          Lou Stool permalink

          I work in construction, and we often hear the foreman telling the new guy to go find the “board stretcher”. You’d think they’d stop cutting things too short!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 10
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’ll pay attention if it’s my car and will make the mechanic explain things until I actually understand them, but if it’s someone (like my Dad) watching the Barrett-Jackson auto auction on TV and he starts waxing poetic over custom crankcases…that’s where you lose me.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 August 10
        ZODIAC permalink

        when i was stationed on a ship we used to send the new guys for things like keys to the sea chest or buckets of prop wash. my personal favorite was when we convinced two guys fresh out of boot camp to completly wrap themselves in aluminum foil from head to toe and walk around the main decks, so we could tune the radar of course.

        Adores: 3
  8. 2010 August 9
    Lola permalink

    Is anyone else having trouble getting the post’s picture to show, or is that special for my POS PC at work?

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9
      Is.An.Avatar permalink

      It’s a YouTube. I’m having no trouble using Firefox 3.6.8 and XP………

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9
        Lola permalink

        Ah, then I’ll have to wait ’til I go home to see it. The IE on this is … peculiar, and godforbid we download anything on our PCs, including something useful (objectively I understand why we can’t, but the fact that we need admins to upgrade our browsers is a PITA).

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9

          I can’t see it on my phone either, but I’ll take a stab: Is it the Sesame Street letter/number dealer?

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 August 9
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          No more calls please, we have a winner.

          Adores: 6
  9. 2010 August 9

    My guess on the meaning of this is that Sparky forgot the 8 between the 4 and 6, which would also require the “Unrealistic Expectations” tag. Though to my knoweldge, production of 486 comps stopped longer than 9years ago.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 August 9

      [corey]I believe this is a television that Sparky is unloading on some poor sap selling at this fabulous price. The hrs is the give-away. Apparently LCD, plasma, and LED televisions are rated on useful hours.[/end corey]

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 August 9
        otter permalink

        If CJ’s right, Sparky watched the TV 0.6410256102564102564102561024641026….. hours per week. (my catculator is an overacheiver…. he’ll do anything for catnip) I suppose that could be one episode of an hour long show if he could fast forward thru the commericals.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          TacoMagic permalink

          He’s also got a 1969 Chevy Camaro that was owned by a little old woman who only drove it one block to church on Sundays.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          sarajean80 permalink

          Maybe the doopie button broke. (I know there is probably a technical term for that button that fast forwards in ten second increments but I don’t care. It’s a doopie button.)

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          SJ…the technical term for it is the “blarp” button…

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          CapnMac permalink

          My catulator is in the window in the other room scaring squirrels, so I had to use a boring regular calculator. Nine years is about 78,892 hours. 300 run hours means a ratio of 263 hours not running to every hour run.

          Which suggests a privately owned plane or helicopter, helicopters needing about 10 to 15 hours’ maintenance per hour of flight time.

          My other “gut instinct” guess is some sort of back-up generator, something with a run-time hours clock on it.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9
      Is.An.Avatar permalink

      Be not a buyer of 9 year old TVs or 486 computers – regardless of price…….

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 August 9
        Lola permalink

        But what if you want a dinosaur computer for your floopies? You’d want one that is at least 9 years old, wouldn’t you?

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 August 9
          Is.An.Avatar permalink

          Uh, yes………floopies. There’s an exception to every rule isn’t there?

          Adores: 3
  10. 2010 August 9
    Kae permalink

    I would totally pay Z for the O, but I was never good with numbers.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2010 August 9

    Chicago Steamers

    Waiting for the snark of the day
    Searching for something funny to say
    Forcing myself not to buy
    Giving up I gouge my eyes
    Sitting counting 300 hours
    forty six is 9 years old

    Staring blindly into space
    Getting up to bleach my face
    Wanting just to stay away
    Wond’ring how much I should pay
    Should I try for $275 or more
    forty six is 9 years old

    Feeling like I ought to *beep*
    Sparky is a stinking creep
    Searching for a way to say
    $275 is too much to pay
    forty six is 9 years old
    forty six is 9 years old

    Adores: 8
    • 2010 August 9

      Um, is Chicago steamers anything like the Cleveland variety? Cuz if so, I’ll be over here in the corner, hugging my knees and crying.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 August 9

        That’s where my mind went too. I hope it’s not.

        Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9

        Yes, but it incorperates some…ummm…wind.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 August 9
          LurkRealClose permalink

          For the horn section, you know.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9

      I started out with “Dock of the Bay”. It fit.

      Adores: 2
  12. 2010 August 9
    tigprincess permalink

    I just thought he was getting rid of his 46 yr old wife after 9 years of marriage and less than 300 hours of conjugal rights. Sort of divorce by Craigslist. $275 is cheap for a divorce.

    Adores: 7
  13. 2010 August 9
    Kae permalink

    I’m trying to turn it into basic code…46 could be DF, but what could 90 be? 9 could be I, but there is no 0 letter. Unless it’s o. Or an unknown letter. Or The Unknown Letter. Or something Really Profound, like The Unknowable Letter. Or The Unspeakable Letter. Or The Unpronounceable Letter.

    Oh, crap. My brain just imploded. Now I’m going to have to Craiglist for a new one. And that never goes well.

    And I’ll need a WetVac.

    Adores: 3
  14. 2010 August 9
    Moira permalink

    CL regularly reminds me of those old word problems in math. Not the ones that you had to actually solve but the ones where you had to identify either the extraneous information or what information was missing that you would need in order to solve it.

    Did they stop teaching that in school or were CL posters just absent that day?

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9
      EclecticBlue permalink

      Maybe they WERE in class that day, and the information just got jumbled in their massive* brains. So, they THINK they’re putting a sensical word problem/CL ad up, but that part of their brain got mixed up with the “missing information” word problems, and…. I give up.

      *This may not actually be true.

      Adores: 1
  15. 2010 August 9

    Maybe* it’s just my twisted mind but I keep reading that ad as a 9 YRS OLD.LESBIAN…

    *Most likely

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9
      sarajean80 permalink

      Maybe it’s a scavenger hunt – you win $275 if you can find 46 nine year old lesbians in less than 300 hrs.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9
        mudslicker permalink

        Isn’t that what your reward is if you martyr yourself as a Muslim suicide bomber?

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          Only if you are a lesbian suicide bomber

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          mudslicker permalink

          Well?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          So what you are saying is that you won’t be “blowing” anyone…(up)
          😛

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          sarajean80 permalink

          Correction: A nine year old lesbian suicide bomber.

          Seems like a fairly narrow niche market.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 August 9
        Whirlwitch permalink

        Finding 9 46-year-old lesbians would be so much easier.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 August 9
          Lola permalink

          Just go to library school. No, really. A lot of my classmates were middle-aged lesbians. Considering that so far none of my coworkers are, I don’t get it, but that was the demographic when I was there.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          Maybe they thought it was really labia-area school…

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9

      Oh my Bob!! I am so glad you fessed up, Hammie, cuz my mind has gone there every time I read this today. Every.Single.Time.

      :is happy to know she’s not alone:

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 August 9

        *Doin’ the sicko happy dance with CJ*

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          EclecticBlue permalink

          *joins the sicko happy dance* SO glad I wasn’t the only one.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          CapnMac permalink

          Is skill at dancing required to join the SHO, or can one be at the Elaine Benes level?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          Windrose permalink

          Is it too late to join the happy dance? ME TOO! Wow, GMTA!

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9
      LurkRealClose permalink

      It’s not just you, Ham.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9
        Moira permalink

        I read something similar to Ham’s interpretation but somewhere along the line, my brain also put in something about watching said lesbians. I was glad when I re-read the actual ad and discovered it was all in my head. Not my thing.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          I suppose we need to add NOT.A.LESSTHAN to the YSaC dictionary?

          Adores: 1
  16. 2010 August 9
    CapnMac permalink

    Egads, is all I can come up with.

    And this is all to close to 42, and the mention of the Divine tends to stir my brain.

    Brian and Vince both threatened to be at the bar this evening, so I may venture out and we will see if we can find a patsy victom, er fourth to inflictplay a forty-two game or seven upon.

    (That and I scored a Freebirds coupon, so somebody else is making supper tonight.)

    Adores: 0
  17. 2010 August 9

    46 Hestia, commonly known as “46”, is a large, dark Main belt asteroid. It is also the primary body of the Hestia asteroid clump. It was discovered by N. R. Pogson on August 16, 1857 and is named after Hestia, Greek goddess of the earth.

    How one has obtained said asteroid…boggles the mind.

    I would purchase this item, but have no more room in the old garage. Saturn had its moving sale last weekend, and I’ve been belted to the brim!

    Unless this person is referring to the Nintendo *64…in that case, I will challenge him to a game of Super Smash Brothers – winner gets the system.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 August 9
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Maybe it’s a 9-year old globe of 46 Hestia. I bet it hasn’t changed much, in that time.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9
        Jen permalink

        Unless Astro’s been playing “meteorite strike” with it.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          sarajean80 permalink

          Or “alien attack”, but that’s usually more of an “enslavement of the masses” sort of thing. A bit easier on the real estate.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9
      Jen permalink

      [Classics geek corey] Hestia is actually the goddess of the hearth. As in the home-fire, used for cooking, heating water for washing – basically the symbol of domesticity. Her Roman counterpart, Vesta, was much cooler ‘cos she had a temple full of girls whose only jobs were to stay virgins and keep the sacred fire burning in the Forum. As long as no-one checked either of those too often it sounds like pretty much the awesomest job ever!!!* [/Classics geek corey]

      *Still freaked my parents out a little when I came home in fourth form and told them I wanted to be a Vestal Virgin.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 August 9
        sarajean80 permalink

        I wanted to be a maenad, one of the women who followed Dionysus. I bet they had some bitchin’ parties.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9
          Grampdaddy permalink

          The only problem with those Dionysian revels was that they tended to tear the men limb from limb and eat them. Put a serious damper on the phrase, “Bite me.”

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 August 9
          Moira permalink

          Also, they’d be even less pleasant to wake up next to with a hangover than (many of) the non-dismembered variety.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9

        Except for those 16 Vestal Virgins, they lit out for the coast.

        True story, I grew up in Vestal, NY, our running joke in high school involved not being able to find 16 Vestal Virgins. Of course, I knew there was at least one.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9
          Moira permalink

          This almost wants to put a song in my head but it’s too faint and far away to hear… Whiter Shade of Pale?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 August 9

          Got it in one, Moira 🙂

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Ooh – remember Vestal, NY quite well – Before she was Mrs. Grampdaddy, Mrs. G. went to SUNY Binghamton, and I was up near Rochester. Drove to Binghamton just about every weekend via 96 and 17 to see my dear. Nothing like a February blizzard between Ithaca and 17 to make your evening exciting….

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          Ithaca was a very popular hang out in my day. Nothing says “youthful stupidity bravado” like swerving down country roads at 4am, after a night of hard drinking and greasy Manos diner food, in a blizzard during deer season.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          Ms. Moira that was deeply poetic. Thank you.

          Adores: 0
  18. 2010 August 9
    Grampdaddy permalink

    Hi everybody – I’m back! Have missed being here hugely, but had no internet. Seems Verizon cut our phone and DSL line, then connected it back to the wrong circuit. Took multiple calls and time on hold to get straightened out. “But our computers show that everything is working – are you sure that you don’t have telephone and internet?” That was followed with, “Could you please send us an email with the information about the problem so we can research it on our end.”

    Six days and multiple threats later, everything is back…..

    I’m assuming snark will resume soon.

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 August 9
      Moira permalink

      Welcome back GD!

      Yes, service drones do sometimes seem to live in the land of Duh. We are pleased that you have escaped to rejoin us here in Snarkville.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9

      Welcome back Grampdaddy! We missed you being here hugely too 😉
      I think a line just got crossed again.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9
      Lola permalink

      Verizon? Say no more. When I have to call them, visit the facilities, and I take provisions and the flask, having learned that it’s going to be a long, arduous, patience-trying call.

      My favorite? When you call because you have no service and the “helpful”* recording tells you that many of your problems can be resolved by visiting their website! Yes, but only if one has internet, which is why I’m calling. Ahem. Once I was passed around and put on hold and subjected to inane recordings and music for upwards of an hour before having to work my way through a phone tree that kept kicking me into a loop from which I could NOT get a live human, no matter what. I finally blurted in exasperation, “You’ve got to be #%&*@!$ kidding me!” and … it clicked out of the loop and took me to a live operator. Who fixed things. I’ve never tried it again because I suspect that only happens once.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 August 9
        Jen permalink

        A friend who worked for a Telco call centre once told me that if you start swearing at the voice recordings they put you through to a real person – apparently they had lots of fun beta-testing the ‘angry sweary voice’ recognition software.

        Edit: Unless you meant the ‘only once’ thing was getting to a service person who could actually help and further, did so. That, I would agree, is rare.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 August 9
          Lola permalink

          HA! I wondered about that, but it’s brilliant to have it confirmed. I’ll tell my friends.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 9

        I once had a job installing and testing content filtering solutions for several large companies (Yes it’s probably my fault you get the “web site blocked” messages at work)

        So what that really means is I got to surf porn all day for a living, rough job!

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 August 9

          My dad found that cussing out the Walgreens people gets my ADHD meds ready within the day for… well, it hasn’t stopped… as opposed to the day or two that it took previously.

          Adores: 1
  19. 2010 August 9
    CapnMac permalink

    Well, so much for that, other than proving that the plans ae mice ane men aft gae aglay.

    should have listened to the I Ching instead.

    Adores: 0
  20. 2010 August 9
    Windrose permalink

    Christina in the box again! Back in a couple hours to punch and so on. Talk among yourselves. Especially if you have MPD

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 August 9

      We should keep in touch with ourselves?

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 August 10
        Windrose permalink

        Smedley, did you see that line go zipping by? Uh-huh, that line. Ah well.

        Adores: 0
    • 2010 August 9

      Yay! I got my tiara and vacant look all ready to go!

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 August 10
        Windrose permalink

        christina! FTW! Punchity Punch Punch! That never gets old. 8)

        G’Night, and Happy Birthday Dan!

        Adores: 0
  21. 2010 August 9
    Kae permalink

    “Darn kids! Get off my lawn!”
    “Your lawn? You auld cow? It’s MY lawn!”
    “Your lawn? Faw! It’s my lawn! I worked long hours at the gas station to buy this house and that’s my lawn you’re standing on!”
    “You’re mad, old woman!”
    “I’m not old, and I’m not a woman! My name is Dennis!”

    Oh. Now I’m just deteriorating into Monty Python.

    Adores: 4

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