YSaC, Vol. 1537: Nurse!

2013 June 18

Medical Experimentation Volunteer


I would very much like to volunteer to serve as a test subject for any type of medical experimentation if conducted by a female nurse or female nursing team. Particularily interested in being test subjest for training of staff in the conducting of colonics, insertion of catheters, prepping of patient for colonoscopies or prostate exams. Virtually anything involving the penis, testicles or rectum would be very desirable. I am available virtually anytime, any day.
Contact [Sparky] at hardsixnthick at [rest of email]

This is so generous! Sparky is trying to be a philanthropist, and dedicate his body to the pursuit of science education! And it’s nice of him to be so flexible in terms of what he’s willing to subject himself to.

Nope, this isn’t transparent at ALL.

Thanks, Buff!

42 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 June 18

    You think Sparky would mind if the nurses are trannys? They really know how to handle a catheter.

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    • 2013 June 18
      HamCan permalink

      Stick or automatic?

      Adores: 2
      • 2013 June 18
        nojazzhere permalink

        Is this Craigslist or match.com? Anyway, the line forms in the lounge….dinner and a movie optional….oh!!!! the humanity!!!!!

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  2. 2013 June 18

    Sparky, here you go.

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  3. 2013 June 18

    Sparky’s offering to let women experiment on his junk? Hey – last time I checked, I’m a woman!

    Now, where did I put that fifty foot pole and the vat of boiling bleach?

    Adores: 5
  4. 2013 June 18
    HamCan permalink

    Rectum? Damn near killed um’!

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    • 2013 June 18

      You might need more fiber in your diet.

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      • 2013 June 18
        HamCan permalink

        Before or after the exam?

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        • 2013 June 18
          Windrose permalink

          Yes.

          Adores: 2
  5. 2013 June 18
    mudslicker permalink

    Hardsixnthick? Yes, definitively a taxonomic family category of the genus sparkera and the species pervatum.

    Science is so giving and provokes such sacrifice.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2013 June 18
    DigitalAxis permalink

    This being the internet, I’m sure there are many places to meet others of that persuasion.

    Or, if the kink requires the research angle, you may have a bright future as the next Kinsey.

    Adores: 1
  7. 2013 June 18
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    And the first 8 minutes of Human Centipede 3 are written. You’re welcome, Tom Six.

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    • 2013 June 18
      mudslicker permalink

      THAT was what I was thinking of!!!!! I kept thinking and thinking what hard six reminded me of. And BINGO!!

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  8. 2013 June 18
    Kaziganthi permalink

    Helllooo Nurse!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2yJ-VaMDYs

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    • 2013 June 18

      I’m very glad that was what I was anticipating. I had a moment of panic after I clicked the link.

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      • 2013 June 18
        Windrose permalink

        Delete History, STAT!

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        • 2013 June 18
          Eccentric Lady permalink

          Thanks Windrose for the head’s up. I won’t click on the linky now.

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        • 2013 June 18
          SilvaNoir permalink

          It’s a few seconds of Animaniacs (90s cartoon for kids) don’t worry EL, it’s safe

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        • 2013 June 19

          Pay no attention to me, EL, I often lapse into flights of fancy. Squirrel!

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  9. 2013 June 18
    HamCan permalink

    Dear Sparky,

    In response to your ad titled “Medical Experimentation Volunteer”

    We are very interested in accommodating your request; we have vast (galaxy wide in fact) experience in probing the cavity(s) in question. Our advanced technology allows us to probe and retreat at near light speed.
    Please meet us on old highway 7, mile post 53 at or near midnight on any Tuesday (look for the blinding light and just step in)
    Looking forward to “seeing” you Tuesday.

    Yours truly,

    The Argokluntz of Alpha Ceti 5

    Adores: 5
  10. 2013 June 18
    CapnMac permalink

    Somehow, I’m pretty sure this will not turn out like Sparky might want, in some sort of zany redux of Black Adder the Second . . .

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 June 18

      I’m sure the catheterization would be totally sexy and erotic.

      Nothing like a hard plastic tube shoved up the urethra to get a guy in the mood.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 June 18
        Bombdude permalink

        to get a guy in the mood climbing the walls.

        There, I fixed it for ya…

        Adores: 1
        • 2013 June 18

          I don’t know. Kinda hard to climb with a catheter in.

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        • 2013 June 18

          Also: Do NOT Google “Catheter Fetish.”

          Adores: 4
      • 2013 June 18

        Googling any word with “fetish” added to it is a bad idea, period.

        Adores: 1
        • 2013 June 18
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Googling fetish
          any fetish
          word fetish
          with fetish
          fetish fetish
          added fetish
          to fetish
          it is a bad fetish
          idea fetish
          period fetish

          I agree ghosty, fetish is bad.

          Adores fetish: 0 + 1

          Adores: 2
  11. 2013 June 18
    Meg permalink

    Nurse: Here you go Sparky. A nice cool, refreshing Anheuser-Busch beverage.
    Spark: Damn, I thought you said butt light

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 June 18
      Windrose permalink

      Butt light is what they use for colonoscopys. 8)

      Adores: 4
  12. 2013 June 18
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Paging Nurse Ratchet!

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  13. 2013 June 18
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Also, I cannot stop thinking of that Blink 182 album cover. Methinks that perhaps Sparky here can’t either…. although the chance that any volunteer for this position would look like Janine Lindemulder ( then not now, that’s just scary!)

    Adores: 2
  14. 2013 June 18
    Ralph permalink

    File under “assiduous inquiry.”

    Adores: 0
  15. 2013 June 18
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I would very much like to volunteer to serve as a test subject for any type of medical experimentation if conducted by a female nurse or female nursing team.

    …maybe a female doctor should get involved along with some female interns.
    If you’re just interested in females doing stuff to your junk, then maybe a female hockey player could use her hockey stick on you.
    Maybe you should just stick with your female blow-up doll. Otherwise some female surgeon might just transplant your hardsixnthick above your left eyebrow.

    Adores: 2
  16. 2013 June 18
    One Moving Violation permalink

    OT: Homeless internet sucks at yousuckatcraigslist. That’s because it lives under a network bridge.
    I have to type in my name, type in my email address, type my comment, copy my comment, attempt to submit my comment, fail at submitting my comment, close my browser, reopen my browser, open yousuckatcraigslist, open comments for yousuckatcraigslist, type my name, type my email address, paste my comment, and attempt to submit my comment. If it posts, hooray. If it doesn’t, I say grrr then close my browser, reopen my browser, etcetera.
    Homeless is a lot of work.

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 June 19

      One, I am pretty sure you can find a home via this wonderful on-line thing called Craigslist. 8)

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  17. 2013 June 19

    Hammy, how old is the puppy in your gravitar these days? Good thing you never get old! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Clara Button!

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