YSaC, Vol. 1177: It’s the time of the season for zombies.
Professinal photo shoped zombies. – $1
Have you wonder what you look like as a zombie. I professinaly creat custom photos of zombies
I also do them as a gage on merchindise you must hae copy rights to this said merchindise
Meanijg if you bring me a photo or email me a photo it has to made by you or sent with proof you have owner permission. Also my photos of created zombies are for sale. Will not posted them here due to piracy. Please email mail me a photo you what done or bring it by my shop.
xxxxxxxx@ yahoo.com. it cost by size of photos. unless digital digitals are free and will be upload by email or cd/ removable storage. I am trying to hit a goal of 500$ donations are ecepted and gives you 10 zombie photos of your choosing.
Oh, man, this is GREAT! I’ve always wanted 10 Zombies photos. The problem is I can’t decide who is cuter, Rod Argent, Colin Blunstone, Michael Nesmith, or Danny Partridge. And what would I get Peter Noone’s picture on, anyway? A toaster cozy? A mustache waxer? A turnip twaddler?
Thanks, Autumn!
This guy is the reason Rule #2 was written, and I would be happy to demonstrate.
*tap tap*
Who’s there?
Dead Zombie.
Dead Zombie, who?
Dead Zombie photo shoped.
Dead Zombie photo shoped, how?
* unless digital digitals are free*
Upload and gage. Tap. Tap. Bang. Bang.
$1 please.
No, it’s “10$” per the ad.
Here are £££££ £££££, I’ll accept change in ¢ or ¥ (no ƒ, please)
When the recession cut into demand for cosmetic surgery, Dr. Shar had to start a side job.
“a gage on merchindise”
This is for all the steampunk zombies out there. Great idea.
I would have had no idea what ‘steampunk’ meant if I hadn’t seen Selling New York last week.
May I suggest you need to get out of your bunker more often? 8) Or at least attend a convention of like-minded nerds. Just a suggestion.
Apparently the zombies ate Sparky’s alphabet.
Eeees. Oooohs. Youuuus.
That zombie’s going to have some serious vowel distress later in the day.
I think it’s called irritable vowel syndrome.
No no no, more like asshole reflux.
Hey, I have a +9 digital camera against zombie photos.
Even Uncle Google is having a hard time giving me a clear idea of what “digital digitals” are.
BTW: ” turnip twaddler”. Heh heh. Snort.
Ok, so I gotta ask… Has anyone here ever actually twaddled a turnip? How exactly is it done? Inquiring minds wanna know!
Google that and tell us what you find. 🙂
Oh no you don’t!!!
I learnt my lesson about asking unca Google about anything referenced here, while at work. Clicking linkys too!
Well, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones, and none of those turnips, they were for twaddlers…
Here’s Opus and the turnip twaddler.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76484458@N00/156980933/
I love you, Berkeley Breathed.
That’s kind of a personal question.
[popular music corey]
So of course, the mention of The Zombies caused me to trot out She’s Not There on Spotify this morning, starting with the original Zombies version, and then following on both with the lovely Santana cover and the deliciously gritty Nick Cave/Neko Case cover.
Such an eminently coverable song. I rolled right down through Spotify’s list and with the possible exception of the Vanilla Fudge mess, I’m hard-pressed to find one that’s not at least listenable.
[/popular music corey]
I had both She’s Not There and Time of the Season in my head all last night.
I’d also tried using text from the ad for alternate lyrics for Time of the Season but in our extensive vetting process, Dan told me it wasn’t obvious enough what I was doing.
I’m just hoping this song will replace the Adele earworm I’ve had ALL FREAKIN’ MORNING!
I never knew there were more letters in the word zomb
Wait, I see what you’re doing, Sparky. In preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse you’re offering flattering portraits of our future overlords. Some preemptive ass kissing. Smart.
The idea of kissing a zombie anything makes my brain go all squicky.
No, the method here is when he meets you, he bites you and you become infected with the Zombie Plague, and then he just takes a picture. …assuming he still has fingers by then; judging by his typing, some have already fallen off.
Hey Sparkie if I’m going to trust you to be professional with my photo then I’d like the clue that you’ve at least conquered / mastered / learnt English and can write before playing with digital digitals …… that’s $1 please and no copying! there’s laws about that stuff.
Hi me again re my avatar – its the tiger with this computer and email and the (real) lion (and now a new one of my bimbo cat) with another of my emails and a different laptop. Some of you might be slightly curious on my switching avatars (and I was a confused as a brainless Sparkie at a “spot the dimmest sparkie contest”).
Since logging in at WP is a bit of an additional step, having that email address right there is a sore temptation, to be sure . . .
But, that is my theory, which is mine, [koff] meaning no others’, [koff] but my theory, which is mine [koff,koff]
I b’lieve you “drop”ped something.
In my employee badge photo, I look like a zombie.
I think this is why.
The first time I ever flew was the day I was born. I figured the next time I flew would be the day I died.
The company flew me to their HQ, took my picture, and I looked like a zombie.
Perhaps I did die on that flight.*
*That last statement may or may not be true.
Blimey! Ya won’t post arny photos heyar becuz of piracy huh?
Piracy on yor bleedin part or on my bloody part? Yours I’m figgerin.
I don’t do any piratey stuff. yarr!
Well, not until Sept. 19th. 8) Matey.
I know exactly what I’d look like as a zombie. That first look in the mirror every morning. *shudders*
I avoid professinaly crated zombies. Cause, you know, ninjas.
Irregular Fractal, sorry the photo with your comment didn’t transfer to the box, but I hope lots of people clicked on it to see it. ghostie, you always make me smile. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Shawn of the Dead!
Fuck-a-doodle-doo!