YSaC, Vol. 1307: Yo Dawg, I heard you liked TV for your TV.
2012 July 31
rca 50″ tv
free tv i got it for free a few days ago for my tv but it was the wrong one for my tv its free text ###-###-####
As far as I can tell, Sparky here is trying to breed televisions. It’s a great idea. Get a TV for your TV, and they’ll produce little tablets, which you can then offer on Craigslist for a small rehoming fee. Pity the TV he bought for his TV wasn’t the right one. It’s just like those hapless zookeepers trying to convince two giant pandas that they’re really soulmates when they want nothing to do with each other.
Oh well, maybe next time.
Thanks for the link, Greg!
I want my tv i want my tv my tv I want my my tv my tv tv I want my my tv tv my my tv tv tv tv
[rolls 6 D20s 2 D4S, fails Knopfler]
[aside]This sounds like one of those “things” that happened during the switch to digital OTA tv–at a sparkii level of technical discourse. However, a 50″ tv is not the sort of thing a person casually gives away, even an analog-only set with a CRT.
Just not the sort of thing a person goes “You wa’chin’ ‘at?” and one responds, “Here, go ahead, I’m done with it.”
Unless, say, there was an unattended van, with say, mostly unlocked doors no one was, much, watching, what had tv, my tv, my mtv <jedi mind trick to stop> what were free and all . . .
[/aside]
Got for free, relisted, got for free, relisted.
Oh, my TV’s the wrong one, oh oh, got the wrong TV. (4x)
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I’ll take two pints.
OMG..you read that wall o’ text, didn’t you?
Oh wait…forgot about the Library…
Rock on, ghostie!
I swear I shall never use my powers for evil (unless evil gives me freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies first.)
Your Wall-o-Text is better than some I have seen, it has actual spaces and punctuation in it.
You relist me right round, baby
Right round, like a CraigsList TV, baby
Right round, round, round!
Look at them yo-yos
That ain’t working,
They list on Craigslist for a free TV.
That ain’t working
That’s the way you do it
Get your TVs for nothing
When you make them breed.
” its free text”
So it isn’t a 50″ tv, it’s a 50″ word processor?
That’s just wrong. No, maybe it’s just write.
tv = transvestite
I’ll be over in the corner doing the Time Warp
In birdwatching circles, a TV is a turkey vulture. It’s possible (yet incredibly unlikely) that Sparky has a rare transvestite turkey vulture.
I live in th Greater TV area just 40 miles from TV Community College. (I understand that CapnMac also lives in a state with a TV Community College. I’m surprised we didn’t get a corey about TV’s from the Capn.) But I digest. Although I did not attend the TVCC, I am fairly knowledgable of the TV area. Like Texas TV, the TV area in this state is very hot and dry during the summer, and people tend to stay indoors just watching TV rather than going outside and experiencing TV….
…Sorry, lets get back to Sparky’s problem. Perhaps the type of TV Sparky has is to different from the one he got from his friend and the two TV’s are not compatible. Or they are to similar and Sparky is worried about inbreeding. If this is the case, Sparky is just being silly.
Ain’t the TV them sorry suma bitches what flooded the valley and covered up Grampa Monkey’s farm and still?
TV or not TV, that is the question.
[corey] Translation: Sparky got a free 50″ rear projection TV in a huge cabinet, and decided to dump it when he discovered it won’t work without a digital converter and isn’t high-definition.
He didn’t do his homework, so now he’s stuck with a large piece of junk he’ll have to pay to dispose of. [/corey].
It’s not complete junk. My family still has an old big non-flatscreen non-HD TV from the 90’s that won’t get channels in even with a converter (aside from one kids channel- qubo) and isn’t hooked up to cable but still plays DVDs and VHS tapes. It’s fine for the den in the basement.
You put your tv in,
you take your DVR out,
you put your tv in
and you shake it all about.
They do the hokey pokey
when you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!
Rocket J. Squirrel does the Hokey Smokey then he flies himself around.
That’s what it used to be all about.
Silly Sparky. Your TVs are never going to produce offspring if all they do is watch each other.
You need a TV producer to produce TV’s.
Produce, of course, is vegetation.
Therefore, people vegetate before a TV.
Then produce nothing.
I wonder if he wanted to put a TV on top of an non-working TV but the working one was too big.
*announcer’s voice* We pause from our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important announcement:
“ALL THE WRONG TVS ARE FREE!”
*announcer’s voice* We now return you to Star Trek “That Which Survives.”
Rebecca, C—J, it was July when you entered the box, it’s August and you can come out now. Were you doing the Time Warp in there? Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Community College TV!