Lets dress like pirates and have sex – m4w – 28
Lets dress like pirates and have sex!I’ll be like : Yarrrr! Surrender the booty! and you’ll be like ”yes captain pirate sir, you may penetrate my ship”
Or, as Dan and I like to call it, Tuesday.
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Yarrgh, indeed!
Because I’d surrender booty for bacon. BACON KITTY!
Clearly the cat is not Jewish.
or
Clearly the cat is a stupid name for a cat.
or
I thought you had a schooner, but it’s just a little dinghy.
One dinghy-dinghy, to sail the wondrous seas? Won’t be able to carry much treasure in that!
Has anyone seen the line, or is it on vacation today?
I think I crossed that months ago. But now I’m restricted to walking it. Because, you know, I don’t want to get blown…apart by your mine.
Did you say a dinghy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg8r83b7N_4
Between the ever so charming ad and the not at all cruel cat pic, how is this guy still single?
What makes you think he is?
I’m not falling for this again. The last time some strange guy asked me if I wanted to “walk the plank” I spent a week picking splinters out of my … Hello corner, my old friend. Ooh, there’s grog!
Is Bacon Kitty pregnant?
Is that the proper tape to use on kitties?
Was this ad originally posted on September 19th?
These questions and more will be answered on the next episode of TROPE.
Penetrate my ship?
Hmm.
Ship…Shipload, Shitload, Buttload.
What the heck does he mean by ship?
Methinks he not be familiar with nautical lore at all.
Mooom! there’s a
pussycat touching my meat!There has to be an easier way to get your
pusfur to smell like bacon!It’s Friday Corner Day, folks!
There sure is!
Or, as an alternative, there’s this.
Here’s the problem with the product in BombDude’s link. He’d like,”Yarrrrrrr and whatnot”, and I’m like “I want bacon.” And he’s like “Hey, baby, crunch on THIS.” And I’m like, “no, seriously. I want actual bacon. Does your Mom keep any bacon down here in the basement? Cuz if not, I’m going to IHOP.”
The trick is to always keep some in the fridge, for bacon emergencies like these…
Oh no. Not gonna fool me this time. The last time I fell for one of these ads was in college. I ended up tied to the main-mast watching a flying kid in inappropriate green tights fight the guy who wrote the ad on the top-spar.
I found that I much preferred the ads where the poster just wanted to rig up your baggywrinkle.
Hello, corner, how are you today?
Well now we know why the rum is always gone. This guy keeps drinking it all.
Pirates use tape? I thought they were supposed to use rope.
Sparky’s bark is probably worse than his bight.
Or, his Barque is held together with cello-tape . . .
My SO’s dad, who is an avid biker, has a pair of bike shorts that say Surrender the Booty.
And now, there’s this.
drmk, could you please forward the address for reimbursement of my next 6 months of therapy bills?
And so ve see here, zee intended psycho-social impactus of zis display is zat zee seeker vill say “oh, dat look like a creepy guy” BUT – und zis ist ein important BUT – zee female will see der kleinen felinen und say, “oh, but zat is beautiful cat. I vould like to possess such cat und have snuggle-times viz it.”
And later, she vill think of zee cat, and recall it was on zee personalsadvertisement, and (if all follows to zee plans) transfer desire for cat, to creepyguy. Mit application of alcohol, ve zen have zee reproductive impetus, and thus zee human race, continues!
Taped Pork is IF’s Pink Floyd collector’s cassette album that’s up on eBay right now.
I think we need to hear from Bacontini on this one.
Bacontini too busy riding de kitty type cat right now to comment on dis particular matter.
Though he flattered dat de ladies remember and clamour for de Bacontini on de matters of love and attraction. Especially when on de seven kinds of sea.
Yes, Bacontini will swash de buckle for everyone, but especially de ladies.
I became interested in the history of Bacontini. As it turns out, we’ve had Bacontini around for almost three years now! His third birthday will be January 27th.
Jeez, has it really been that long since Vol 559?!
Origin of Bacontini:
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=3912#comment-24178
“Those who refuse to learn from bacon history are doomed to repeat it.”
Sign me up!
Those who refuse to learn from frying bacon are continually burnt by grease spatters.
This even after mastering the Tao of one hand sautéing.
Because, no matter how hard one seeks, the last splatter they will not find.
Hence, the answer to Void is Oven at 400ºF for 8-10 minutes = 42 QED <ymm, bacon>
And I read that as “the Taco of one hand sauteing” the first time…. Is that an unintended euphemism?
I didn’t realize that Bacontini first joined us on Llamanun’s Prayer day. An auspicious day indeed.
CJ, P-U-N-C-H-ity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Cat Fancy!