YSaC, Vol. 1415: Crate expectations
2012 December 28
PERSON THAT HAD DOG CRATE THAT KIDS COULD GO IN
WILL THE PERSON THAT HAD THE ADD ON CRAIGS LIST FOR THE DOG CRATE THAT I SPOKE WITH THAT LIVES IN ####### BUT WORKS AT ######## THAT HAD THE DOG CRATE AND EXERCISE FENCING I LOST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND YOUR ADD IS GONE. PLEASE CALL ME AT ###-#### I WAS TO MEET YOU TOMORROW TO PICK IT UP AND I REALLY NEED YOU TO CALL ME PLEASE. THANK YOU
Sometimes there’s a rather long gap between when a post is submitted and when it makes it up onto YSaC. Typically it just falls off the front of the “in” pile, and we don’t come back around to it for a while. This one, for example, was submitted in July of 2010. I wonder if Mitt Romney ever sold this dog crate?
Thanks for the post, lo these many years past, Terry!
Well, I’m pretty sure kids can “go in” any dog kennel, it’s simply a matter of how comfortable you want them to be. But honestly, if you’re that desperate for a date night I think a babysitter would be cheaper.
Tits aside, this is actually a rather clever method of keeping airfare down when flying with the kidlets.
Yeah… um… you need to get that kennel tested. It turns out that the last dog crate I was with ended up with hairballs and I just tested positive for cats.*
*If you think you might have cats there is an easy home test available. Do a load of laundry and, while it’s still warm, place it in a pile anywhere in the house. Wait 5-10 minutes for the culture to form. Cats are not controllable in any form and will likely require lifelong medication in order to just remain sane.
Still having a hard time with that kennel cough, TM?
I tested positive for chirpees! I never should have kissed that love bird. I have cats as well, but only a mild form. Hasn’t reached the laundry room yet.
Holy cats! I have cats! The severe, early morning pouncing variety.
Well, tits aside, it’s been a good life.
TacoMa’am and I both did the test last night. Not only did we both test positive for cats, but our couch did too.
If you do turn out to be cat-positive, some of the more severe symptoms can be controlled through regular application of salmon to the infected area.
Of course, that has the potential side effect of salmonella.
Salmon-chanted evening, you will meet a strange hare…
I dunno Taco, I see nothing wrong with catching a little pussy every now and then…
*Hey, why do I have to move all these “Tits aside” to get into the corner?*
Are there any treatments if they’ve infested the bright-sunlit-spots area?
Both hubby and I are fortunate in that we are completely immune to cats. Rodents, now – that’s a different matter. Both of us suffer from regular attacks of GMR (Get More Rats) for which there is no known cure. Tragic, but very very cute.
Wow, my box is really full this morning! Oh, I guess that was both OT and TMI. 8)
PERSON THAT HAD DOG CRATE THAT KIDS COULD GO IN
I wonder if it also has a compass in it and a thing which tells time?
Tits aside, this is scary. Why would you put a child in a crate?
My kiddo would rather play in the dog crate than in his room. At least until the dog vomited all over the bedding, then it wasn’t so much fun.
Decades ago I was teaching 6th grade and had a hyperactive student who kept popping out of his seat. I told him that if he wanted to act like a rabbit, he could sit in a wire crate in the back of the room. He thought it was a hilarious time-out; today I’d be arrested for child abuse and the kid would be drugged instead. And even though fencing is good exercise, swords are frowned on in schools today.
Dear Sparky: Or perhaps they sold the thing to someone else already? It sucks, I know…
Usually my kids “go in” the toilet…
Uhh… OK, Hi, Please! I’m Smedley!
All tits aside, you can fit a bunch of kids in a crate. You just have to mince them finely. Or are we talking about baby goats? ‘Cause that’s just not right!
Is it sad that my first thought was: “Why didn’t Sparks just review his call history for that phone number” ?
Then I realized I was thinking logically and slapped myself with a trout.
LL, put down that trout and pay attention! Ducky, stop playing with Digi’s shiny bits. And camile, have you finished being inlaid? Alright then! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, you little Dickens!