YSaC, Vol. 1416: I am, I said …
2012 December 31
self evaluation form (anywhere u have comp)
I need to complete my self evaluation form. 1 1/2 pages. please respond with your rates. Thank you
I am pleased to fill out this self-evaluation form on behalf of “me.” First, let me address my strengths. I am capable of finding creative solutions that provide me with more time to do things that interest me, such as sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and watching Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo. I am not afraid of asking strangers for help, and I delegate responsibility well. As for my weaknesses, I find myself to be a bit laconic, and I appear to have problems with my reading comprehension skills.
Thanks, Kendall!
Is this similar to all those ghost-written autobiographies?
Granted, this is probably an unpaid position. But, his self-evaluation would look great on
yourhis resume.While you have your computer switched on, I also have a paper in my ethics class coming due.
Too wham it may consern,
I are litterite, nummurate and communitacive. I haf al so comleeted all6 of my werk gaols this year: To be more supportive , PERDUCTIVE, KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF SLYDAVIA, To honour the goals of this grate company, DROP_TABLES(*,*);, [GOAL 5 NOT FOUND]. In April I, opeded talks, with and am speeeking. to for the great PROFIT!!! which was closed by late October. I reached never-be4-seen levels of persunul sucess with my PILFERED OFFICE SUPPLIES collecton. Tits aside, I look forward to signing another contract with the Cinnccinnatti Bengals and continuing to destroy the ACLU.
Sincerly,
[ILLEGAL ENTRY ON LINE 47. SECURITY FORCES HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.]
Shouldn’t it be “self-evaluation”?
Is anal-retentive hyphenated?
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.
-Thumper
This is why he needs someone else to do his self evaluation. He knows what he is…er, who.
While we're declaring mundane things to strangers for no particular reason, I need to finish this cup of coffee. Well, maybe "need" is a bit strong, but you… hey, are you paying attention?
I need my tile delivered. I need all the other rooms painted. I need some new knees and a new back. I need to find out what to do with eight bags of sticky carpet padding. I need a washer that’s this big :holds fingers a short distance apart: and a couple of nuts to fix my kitchen sink. I need to have my head examined. I need a drink.
I want a girl with a short skirt, and a looooong jacket.
and fingernails that shine like justice ?
My friend and I will be right over to fix your kitchen sink.
Fair warning – Dad said there’s a nest of badgers under the sink. Pretty sure he’s joking, but there’s a weird noise coming from the kitchen so I have Mr. Crowbar on hand and Animal Control on stand-by.
Plumbing-skills curious: Just what about your sink suggests that a brace of persons of indeterminate sanity would be the efficacious repair modality?
Having engaged in some sink repairs that seemed to require tentacles rather than mere human digits, and having used imprecations against those who executed the blighted installation now requiring repair, I can understand how an observer might develop an impression that gonads of less-than august mental health might be required.
As long as they have their own tools, I’m not about to ask for a certification of sanity.
And whomever thought it would be a good idea to install a faucet with a cracked plastic washer deserves to be confined to a sink cabinet with a rabid badger.
Badger, Badger, Badger, Snake.
I am still awake at 04.04 am due to finishing too many cups / slices of coffee. I need to sleep. Ples ewpsond with yur rats.
I rate you a 2.5, 3 max.
You’re being too generous, Ducky.
Definitely — I was thinking a big fat ZERO
1.89*10E16 Quatloo
In advance
drmk, I think you forgot the “speeling prolbems” tag. I think he meant to say this.
I read this as self evolution.
In Sparky’s case: Evolution is still on-going. Some day, he may walk on land.
*edit* Should have put this under OMV’s response.
I need to complete my YSaC comment. 1 1/2 sentences. please respond with your snark. Thank you
My self-evaluation is that I need a decent-paying job* that lets me curl up with my sweetie in front of a fire to the susurrus of the cold rain pouring down** while the computer plucks my brilliance out by some sort of direct cerebral interface.***
Oh, wait, Spark’ you want one for yourself? That’s going to cost you. Particularly the stay in the nice place with the jackets with arms that fasten in the back. Why, yes, you may call it “Club Med”–now, let me get you that number to dial . . .
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*Decent Employment presently required.
**It is, in fact, presently cold and raining here in DFW
***This technology is not yet available–but I still want it.
I’m going on a journey of self-evaluation. I will return next year. Until we meet again.
Hello again.
Howdy!
Poor Smedley, locked in the box for an extra day! Take yourself out for an extra walkies today, Mkay? Punchity Punch Punch!
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