YSaC, Vol. 1511: You want it, baby you got it
2013 May 13
Is any 1 just buy a house & need staffs 2 repair it or 2 feel it up
I get anything you need, doors, match San Raphael KOHLER toilet and Pedestal Lavatory, kitchen cabinets, electric stove, washer, living room, 2 sets of dining room, entertainment center, free to air satellite staffs, beautiful posters, treadmill etc I am available on Sunday only email me to set up the appropriate time, I will give you a number to text or call when you email. Marie
I’m completely confused – is this person offering repair services? To provide furnishings for your home? Or are they LOOKING for staff? Or someone to bring them home furnishings?
All I can say is, I seriously doubt this is how Bruce Wayne and Alfred hooked up.
Thanks for the post, Ralph!
Gee, I had staffs once and it nearly killed me! Had to take antibiotics, and then I had to take probiotics, and now I can’t make up my mind about anything! What?–OH, right. Staph. I had staph. Never mind.
I LOVE it when someone feels up my staff!
( I’ll be over here in the corner if you need me)
So… “Mommy” is a bit of a misnomer, then.
Lol, no it’s not, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like a good dirty joke with the rest of you miscreants.
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
But thy treadmill and thy 2 sets of dining room, they confuse me.
How many are in a set of dining room?
Don’t feel up House. You could get lupus.
It’s never lupus.
And given the very slightest encouragement, I’d feel up House in a flash. (corner)
I’m sorry Sparky, but there’s no way in hell I’m feeling up your staff.
One time my house tried to feel up another house. It got kicked in the downspout.
Consider yourself lucky; my house tried to feel up another house, one thing led to another, and now I’ve got a litter of garden sheds to rehome.
Perhaps you could leave one (anonymously, of course) on baby bird’s doorstep. The rest you could drop off at a fire station. Next time, consider tenting your house.
Yes, this is how Bruce Wayne and Alfred would have hooked up, had Alfred been a heroin addict who “provided” bathroom and kitchen fixtures and appliances on “special order”, but only on Sundays. The other days of the week he and his “staff” are out “acquiring” the “merchandise”. Oh!, and if Alfred’s alias was Marie…. or maybe Marie’s alias is Alfred. How the plot thickens!!!!!!! well, have a nice day, Meg.
I see somebody has discovered a neighbor that won’t be home between the hours of church and grandma.
House Gropers is probably one of the coolest new shows on TLC!
If you haven’t seen it, it’s right between Fondle Garage and Duck Snugglers.
Duck Snugglers is also the name of IF’s Flock of Seagulls cover band.
man, Flock of Seagulls has a lot of cover bands! Who knew they were so popular!
I saw Duck Smugglers at the Forty Watt once. Those dudes have some SERIOUS beards.
Not to be confused with Budgie Smugglers, of course. They tend to be smaller.
By serious beards, do you mean fake girlfriends?
I’ve never snuggled ducks in my — well, there was that one time in band camp. But that was only the one time!
Don’t pretend like it never happened. It may not have meant anything to you, but it changed my life.
I think you’re very snuggly, Duckie. The accordion kind of takes some getting used to, though.
That’s what they all say.
*sigh*
My squeezebox don’t get no lovin’.
With all the corners in the Lounge, there’s bound to be someone who’d be happy to tickle your squeezebox.
I am fluent in several forms of Architectural Pidgin (Jibberish, Creole, Okie, Hick, Ahhmeego, Boomhauer, Redneck, & Metro, among others)–yet, all I can get from this ad is something about Andalusian Wombat Bearing Grease . . .
But, such seas of doubt & confusion, at least I have coffee–black & bitter, much like my soul on M*nday.
I like how Sparkette identifies them by name: “San Raphael KOHLER toilet and Pedestal Lavatory”. Perhaps she has an intimate relationship with them?
I’m just glad its not a pedestal toilet. I hate having to get the ladder out of the shed every time I gotta go.
Pedestal toilets are just for really beautiful women.
I can’t decide whether to text or call when I email. Is it okay if I fax when I Skype?
I’m trying to send a postcard but I can’t get enough bars on my phone. Technology is hard.
Next on This Old House, we’re going to show you how to make your house reeaally happy using just 2 staffs and some loving care.
Sparky will not charge me to lauch my staff into low-earth orbit. This.Is.Awesome.
Translation: If you have a staff that’s out of this world (sent someone into orbit), feel free to let it out for some fresh air.
Marie. Shame on you.
beautiful posters
Is she talking about us?
Yes, I would like a living room installed in my trailer. It cannot dislocate the other rooms. I’d like one with a fireplace and a large sofa and a recliner. Oh, and a big screen TV. Thanks.
Oh, and you can send the doors to Taco.
Sunday Crew: ghostie, Dave, Ducky, LL, You’re tried and true, now get out of the box before you turn blue! Next time open a window. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Bat Fans!