YSaC, Vol. 1538: I think I gotta make you my next ex.
2013 June 19
36″ tall ex pen
I have two ex-pens for sale like new condition 40.00 each
It’s worth a try, I guess, but I just don’t think this will hold my ex. He was kind of wily. And taller than 36″. And usually required more grazing room than this will provide. And he had opposable thumbs, although he wasn’t really bright enough to know what to do with them …
On second thought, these would probably work just fine for him. Maybe I’ll give him one of those dangly toys to play with, too.
Thanks, OMV!
Dunno, they seem a little ex-pensive.
Totally. They never think things through.
Oh, look at all the corners the pens have! They are perfect.
“FREE AT LAST…FREE AT LAST…THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE’RE FREE AT LAST!!”…..Happy Juneteenth everyone!!!!!!!
I believe it’s also the Cap’n’s natal anniversary!
It is, with all the excitement of dried paint, too . . . <sigh>
I have two exes for sale. They are not in like-new condition; they are more like fixer-uppers.
This pen has passed on! It is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet it’s maker! A stiff, bereft of cage! It rests in peace. If you hadn’t put this pen on Craigslist it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s containing ability is now history! It’s off the twig! Kicked the bucket, shuffled off the capturing coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
This, is an ex pen.
$2 OBO.
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expiretranspireinspireperspireaspire to be as witty as the Taco.Nope. Still a pen.
I’ve been coffee-free (and it certainly doesn’t FEEL free darn it) since Sunday morning. Will someone have pity on me and explain what Sparky means by ex pen?
Well Bubbe, it goes like this. Sparky bought two pens, one with black ink, the other with blue. He put the blue one by the phone and the black one on his desk. He went camping for the weekend and when he came back, there were cages there instead. He believes they metamorhosized. Retractables can do that. Well, anyway, they are no longer pens, they are cages. They are ex pens.
Now I get it. Thanks OMV!
I wonder about that too. So far no real suggestion.
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=x+pens+for+dogs&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=7941878985&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18955232671092956694&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_7audqhbjjp_b
Oh, a nice big link like that will need a big exercise pen!
Hmm. Illuminating Windy. Thanks.
That second pic looks suspiciously like a coffin. Well, I won’t fall for that again!
I was a bit pensive about submitting the ex pens ad, but now that I see that it made the cut, I’m ex pensive.
Sparky no longer needs these, so they are expendable.
Disclaimer: Not suitable for ex amples, ex spurts, ex lax, extra innings, ex pialadotious, ex terminating, ex panda bulls, ex Ellens, extra terrestrials, ex act Lees, ex planetary orbits, ex huming hobbits, ex hailing taxis, ex cargo, ex punging odors, ex oh ex oh ex oh, ex why zebras, ex seeds, and Ex “O” skeletons.
Ex pens will not keep contained: Monkeys, cats, mammoths, bees, snakes, titmice, swinging deer, gerberts, harp seals, leopard seals, navy seals, spiders, ocelots, great horny toads, deer, elk, moose, squirrel, Natasha, flash floods, dingos, girraffes, or Taco-sploding.
Not legal in the state of drunkeness and Alpheratz.
Also not suitable to contain: Llamas, Nuns, Ostriches, Emus, Excitement, Exuberance, and Haunted Hawks.
WARNING: May contain nuts.
Instead of replying to that, I’ll just go to the corner.
Huh, I put a term in the first list I thought was more corner worthy. I guess I need to stay on the clock.
I will not be contained!
Cast aside when Sparky discovered the ex box.
It’s the Ex Box, for Ex Men! (I’m talking about transgendered video-game playing superheroes, of course)
C””J, I was hoping the box stint would cheer you up. Cause you deserve happiness! You don’t deserve this, but it’s tradition. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Ex Penn Jillette!