YSaC, Vol. 1618: OK, smart guy… YOU tell us what color it should be!

2013 October 25
by dan

Big Round Fiberglass Disks



Large one is eight ft. dia. One inch thick.
Small one is about two inch thick.
Must take both.

My first thought on looking at this ad was the same as Ralph, who sent this in with the simple comment, “WTF?” However, the more I look at these, the more I think I think I can see a few uses.

Th-Th-Th-That’s all for today, folks!

24 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 October 25

    Guess I should go back to bed. I don’t get the title reference. I could Google it. Maybe I’ll get a round tuit later.

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    • 2013 October 25
      P-Rex permalink

      I Googled it for you Windy. It’s a reference to DAFT on YSaC Vol. 1618.

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    • 2013 October 25
      Dan permalink

      It’s a Douglas Adams reference from “Life, The Universe, and Everything.”

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      • 2013 October 25

        It’s from “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, said by a Golgafrimcham about the invention of the wheel. I think.

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  2. 2013 October 25
    CapnMac permalink

    Sorry Virginia, no, there does not “Gotta be a market for these.”

    That, and the weight of a 2″ thick disk of fiberglass about 4′ across is slightly staggering.

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  3. 2013 October 25

    Where am I?

    On Craigslist.

    What will you take in exchange?

    Information.

    Whose side are you on?

    That would be telling. We want information … information … information.

    You won’t get it.

    By firm OBOs or by PalPal, we will.

    Who are you?

    The new Sparky #2.

    Who is Sparky #1?

    You are qp340cwn8ad8ecneaiefnefmofenaovepueof@reply.craigslist.org.

    I am not an anonymized email address. I am a free man!

    Ahahahahahahah!

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    • 2013 October 25
      Windrose permalink

      *sniff* That was beautiful! I can’t wait for the part where Rover comes to the town square!

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  4. 2013 October 25
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    If you give a sparky a drill, he’ll drink a case of PBR and do whatever this is to grandma’s old dining room table.

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  5. 2013 October 25

    Ah yes, the giant fiberglass disks used as money by the inhabitants of the island of Yap. They used to be made of stone until their government took their economy off the stone standard and started minting giant fiberglass coins. Now there isn’t enough actual stone on the island to cover the face value of the fiat currency.

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    • 2013 October 25
      nojazzhere permalink

      When did they go off the leaf standard?

      …and for you younger readers….these are what our older music players used. The one on the left we called an “LP”….the one on the right is a “45”. Thank God they got smaller and easier to use!!!!!

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  6. 2013 October 25
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    What the [censored] good are those? They got holes in them!

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    • 2013 October 25
      P-Rex permalink

      Well, I suppose if you were trapped in a room with no doors or windows but you had these, you wouldn’t need The Table and the Mear.

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    • 2013 October 25
      CapnMac permalink

      As a guess, the [corey] answer is that they are used for moulding concrete or some similar material. And, that after a certain number of trips into the mould, they are discarded.

      Doing some quick ciphering these are both about 2 cubic feet in volume, and FG is about 95#/cf, so Spark’s discs are about 200 pounds (91kg; 14 stone) each. So, those (potentially) sticky fingers were worn out.

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  7. 2013 October 25
    camille permalink

    I like that he points out that they are ROUND disks. Just in case we thought they were going to be, you know, triangular disks or something.

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  8. 2013 October 25
    Tankerbell permalink

    Man, I’m glad discs got smaller. I remember these from the ’80s. The drive for those 8 ft. diameter discs took up my whole garage, and they only held a few megabytes of data.

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  9. 2013 October 25
    Ralph permalink

    Possibly useful for white collar workers.

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    • 2013 October 25
      Tankerbell permalink

      No doubt, Ralph! Maybe this would deter would-be Madoffs in a way potential time in Club Fed doesn’t seem to. Bring back the cangue!

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      • 2013 October 25
        Windrose permalink

        You don’t really want to bring back the Great Ming Legal Code, do you??

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  10. 2013 October 25
    majime.koala permalink

    Reminds me of elementary school. The test to weed out the Gifted and Talented snowflakes was a paper with a bunch of circles on it and instructions to make whatever we could in 10 minutes.

    I made mine into a hat and a brooch and a pterodactyl…

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  11. 2013 October 25
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Some red and white paint, some duct tape, and a rabid goat, and I can trick-or-treat as a Target store.

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  12. 2013 October 26

    Tank-girl, I really must insist that you step out of your tank for this. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Hole-y Rollers!

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  13. 2013 October 27
    Ralph permalink

    The bigger one could be a toilet seat for elephants. You would need some heavy-duty hinges, and a lot of training.

    Otherwise, the guys would leave the seat up.

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