YSaC, Vol. 1630: Nota iste a Sparky factus est

2013 November 22

Heavey duty latter rack – $150

I have for sale a well built heaven duty latter rack fits any long bed pickup truck for info call ###-###-#### ask for brad

Wow – you have a rack for a heaven duty latter? Isn’t that the sort of thing that got us in trouble in Genesis 11? You better make sure God doesn’t catch you with that, or you’ll discover that your wife can only speak Hungarian.

Thanks for the ad, Ralph!

41 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 November 22
    CapnMac permalink

    “Sir David, the inflammation has gone away.”

    Adores: 2
  2. 2013 November 22

    Oh, Brad! He’s Mad!
    There’s one thing left to do ahoo!

    Adores: 1
  3. 2013 November 22
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Soooo close. I’m looking for a hell of a former rack.

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 November 22
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Which is, coincidentally, what I have after 2 kids and 6 years of breastfeeding. Okay, I’ll be in the corner. Hope it’s not too dark and sticky.

      Adores: 6
  4. 2013 November 22

    Who’d have thought that a piece of the construction sight from the Tower of Babyl would end up in Brad’s back yard?

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 November 22

      Wait a minute, my friend’s name is Brad…

      Aw, shit.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 November 22
        Brer Fox permalink

        Aw, shit.

        No, that would be heaven doodie.

        Adores: 3
        • 2013 November 22

          Okay, fine.

          Aw, heaven doodie.

          *grumble grumble*

          Adores: 6
        • 2013 November 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, Spark’ did his best to speeel “heave-y dooty.”

          Which the appearance pf this tetanus-infested rusty refuse does suggest as appropriate response to prospective purchase.

          It may well describe the “engineering*” that went into the projects, too–sum product of unfortunate voiding.

          __________________________________________
          *Apologies to competent engineers everywhere.

          Adores: 1
    • 2013 November 22
      nojazzhere permalink

      So that’s what the Garden of Eden looks like….a little underwhelming, huh??!!
      Is Brad starting a new cult???…..Church of the Latter Rack Saints????

      Adores: 8
      • 2013 November 22

        Disciples of the Heaven Duty.

        Adores: 3
      • 2013 November 22
        Windrose permalink

        The Llama-nun isn’t going to like that.

        May Bees be Upon Her.

        (Never underestimate the posers of a moderator! Bwahahahah!)

        Adores: 5
        • 2013 November 22

          Nor will she appreciate the lack of you wishing bees upon her.

          Adores: 4
      • 2013 November 22
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        They’re not so much door-knockers as window-knockers. On the second floor.

        Adores: 1
        • 2013 November 22
          MissMommyNiceNice permalink

          Nice knockers!

          Good thing I’m already in the corner! He he.

          Adores: 1
        • 2013 November 22

          Sorry, my knockers don’t do windows.

          Adores: 3
  5. 2013 November 22

    Just looking at that “ladder” makes my stomach heavey.

    Adores: 3
  6. 2013 November 22
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I have for sale a well built heaven duty latter rack fits any long bed pickup truck

    And people scoffed when I put a pearly (tail)gate on my pickup.

    Adores: 5
  7. 2013 November 22
    One Moving Violation permalink

    – $150

    To hell with 1, 2, and 3.
    4) Profit.

    Adores: 3
  8. 2013 November 22
    One Moving Violation permalink

    And thy rack shall not rust in heaven though sagging may occur in the latter days.

    Adores: 3
  9. 2013 November 22
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    Heavey duty?
    *urp*
    motion *yurgle* sickness

    BLARRGH!

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 November 22
      Brer Fox permalink

      You gonna eat that?

      Adores: 5
      • 2013 November 22
        Windrose permalink

        BRER!!! No! Just . . . NO! Bad Fox.

        Adores: 5
        • 2013 November 22
          Brer Fox permalink

          Okay, fine.
          *wanders off to find a hen house*

          *mumbles*
          gotta deal with chicken feathers, duck feathers, goose feathers, horse feathers.

          Adores: 1
  10. 2013 November 22
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    All of Brad’s previous racks have been sold. All that is left to sell is the latter rack. He’ll sell it to you for minus $150.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2013 November 22
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    This fall, on FOX…

    He’s God’s right-hand man, a by-the-book archangel who keeps the Eternal World in line.
    She’s a brash Heavenly Body with nothing but a thin cirrus cloud between her and Fallen Angel status.

    Together, they walk the cloud-lined streets and fight crime on both sides of the pearly gates.

    They’re on… HEAVEN DUTY.

    Adores: 9
  12. 2013 November 22
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    I feel this rack…

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 November 22
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      …could use some touching up…

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 November 22
        Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

        …and would entertain more responses if offered by a female.

        Adores: 4
  13. 2013 November 22

    $150 for a rusty metal construct and it doesn’t even have a deer hanging from it? Pass.

    Adores: 8
  14. 2013 November 22
    CapnMac permalink

    A légpárnás nincs angolna!

    Adores: 1
  15. 2013 November 22
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmm, perhaps it’s the Latter Wrack (time travel was hard words will be tensed),
    The thing needed by post-rapture maintenance man for the Stairway to Heavin’

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 November 22
      Bombdude permalink

      Stairway to Heavin’

      When the bar is on the ground floor, but the bathrooms are in the basement…

      Adores: 5
    • 2013 November 22
      bratty innocence permalink

      To paraphrase Kid President….consider how confusing the Capn’s posts would be had he NOT gone to school and gotten an edjumacation…..

      Adores: 4
  16. 2013 November 22
    Ralph permalink

    Judging by the pictures, Sparky believes in latter-day slants.

    I’d suggest giving this thing a latteral pass.

    This snark brought to you by the latter H.

    Adores: 4
  17. 2013 November 22
    mudslicker permalink

    I’m really in the market for a Rapture Hatch.

    Adores: 2
  18. 2013 November 23

    C””J, how swiftly fly the days in the box! Oh, wait, those are the bees. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, In God We Rust!

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 November 23
      nojazzhere permalink

      …ooo! Windy….my favorite Neil Young ablum..”After the Godrust”….

      Adores: 0

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