YSaC, Vol. 252: Iw4mW,B V: I think she’s on the way to the second circle, too.
This Friday installment of w4m week is brought to you in conjunction with the lovely and talented Date Wrecks, who has been very patient with me for infringing on her territory all week long. Thanks, Jami!
Sugar Lips Sharon Wants YOU!!!! – 39
Easy going, loving, blonde bomb shell. Loves to give and recieve 😉 anything goes with this wild child. Lick in the front poke her in the back is my life motto. Also for the guys with wifes and girlfriends just remember EATING AIN’T CHEATIN!
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Let me count the ways in which I am appalled and horrified by this.
- You have two pictures of yourself on the toilet, and one picture of your ass. None of them are particularly attractive pictures of you, you realize, although I’m taking some comfort in the fact that you know to wash your hands.
- You can’t get the “liquor in the front, poker in the rear” saying correct, even though it’s your “life motto”. You know, some people have mottos like “Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing” (Helen Keller). Just saying.
- Seriously, honey, if you’re going to use cheesy phrases to illustrate how slutty you are, at least get one of them right. Either include both ‘g’s or drop both: “eating ain’t cheating” OR “eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. Pick one.
- You are not only wearing, but prominently displaying, a religious icon. Now, I’m not particularly religious, but isn’t one of the primary tenets of the religion that icon symbolizes something like “thou shalt not propose oral sex upon married men with a vulgar rhyme”?
It’s official: humanity is doomed. The first sign of the impending cultural apocalypse was Miss Congeniality II: Armed and Fabulous, followed closely by the indisputable second sign, Beverly Hills Chihuahua. [Warning: one of those links contains sound and video. Your guess as to which!] This Craigslist ad is surely the third sign.
Hmm. Would you EVER post pictures of yourself on the toilet online? With your pants down? No? I would bet this woman didn’t either. What a good way to get back at someone you’re pissed at….
Ordinarily I’d concur, except if you also have the lack of moral inhibition required to prevent you from offering to have oral sex with married men.
Now granted, that could also be someone’s cruel joke, but I spent enough time on dating sites before I met Mr. YSaC that I know people like that exist.
I said last week that I bet these train wrecks existed. Now I’m glad of two things:
1. That I was right in humanity being doomed on both fronts.
and
2. That I had never had to play with these stupid dating sites/clubs/ads/etc by finding my love right out of the gate in HS and still having her 34 years later.
Except she’s laughing as she’s having her photo taken on the can. I figure anyone who would willing have that photo taken, would willingly post it.
Thanks to this post I’m officially switching to men. Thank you YSaC you’ve changed my life!!!
Seexxxxaaayyy! Except, you know, not.
What’s that second picture? Is she praying in front of some candles?
Oh, this definitely looks like a revenge ad, it really does. From a bitter ex or ex roommate..
PLEASE let this be a cruel hoax.
I know it’s easier to maintain faith in humanity by believing that this is fake or a revenge ad.
But really: Miss Congeniality II: Armed and Fabulous? If we as a society are capable of that, we’re more than capable of this.
/snort
Your statement is so right on. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve read an ad from Craigslist or something to my boyfriend or friends and they’ll say “That’s just NOT possible. It’s a hoax.” Theyz so cute when theyz naive.
Easy way to tell if it’s a malicious ad or not: is it up longer than two days? If so, the ad is real.
My money is on real. Women can be just as sleazy as men.
She needs to be fixed up with this guy:
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/03/17/i-am-irresistible/
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYY, WHY DID I CLICK?
(He looks like one of my coworkers.)
Oh dear, sweet God. The ad posted on YSaC made me straight, and that picture turned me back again.
*Shudder*
Um… what I want to know is who the hell took the pictures, why anyone would want to take such pictures and/or why anyone would allow such pictures to be taken. Now I know people play jokes on each other, but the second I saw the camera I’d be diving for the door. The bathroom looks small, I’m sure she could kick it shut. Even if it is a revenge ad, I have a feeling this doesn’t stray far from her personality. Just a hunch.
“Ow, my eyes!” indeed.
What’s up with the second picture with her all grimacing in the candlelight? Is this some sort of bizarre ritual involved human sacrifice and anal sex of something?
Er, that should be “anal sex or something”. But “of” makes it way fucking funnier. (Er, no pun intended.)
Anyone else notice she has the same shirt on in every picture??
Anyone this crass would just use the timer feature on the camera! I have seriously been shaking my head and having nightmares since yesterday. Why did I come back? Now I don’t want lunch. But, on the other hand, best diet ever right here!!!
If you think this is a great diet, you should try Cake Wrecks!
Oh yes, I go to Cake Wrecks every day, too!! Sometimes two or three! 😀 😀
Why’d you post a picture of my mom!?!
… Where did I put my BrainBleach?!
You know I really think this is someone’s idea of a cruel joke they are playing…either that or yeah it’s just a cruel joke on all of us
Apparently, the posting pictures of yourself peeing is a new thing on facebook, and now it’s seeped its way onto Craig’s List.
Classy.
I think I’m going to go vomit now.
may i just add that i was equally horrified by the existence of a film entitled “beverly hills chihuahua”? *twitch*
Whether this is a revenge joke or not, I’ve never seen the words “bomb shell” used so loosely.
*coughs* I would never liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Not for a million dollars. You couldn’t even liquor ME up to do it.