YSaC, Vol. 444: Why don’t you come with me, little girl …
Dryer ride – strange request – 55
I know this sounds like a strange request but I am looking for someone who owns a laundromat or works at a hotel and has access to a large commercial size clothes dryer. I am looking to take a ride inside the dryer. I am looking to spin inside the dryer for one minute. I used to do this in my younger years and I enjoyed it.
I am 55 and heavy set and as such am looking for a commercial size dryer.
If you have access to a dryer and interested let me know. I will gladly make it worth your time.
You know, the tag says it all on this one. I can’t help but imagine that this guy has the worst possible version of the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q in his head.
BIB: “You should get into that microwave. It’s nice and warm in there!”
Guy: “I’m not getting into the microwave. It’s small, and sticky, and I could die.”
BIB: “That makes us saaaaaaad.”
Guy: “Well, okay, maybe I’ll just get in for a minute.”
BIB: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” *beep beep beep START*
Thanks for the submission, Carli!