YSaC, Vol. 765: I want a facial from Schlegel!
Esthetician needed at Farmacy
Two years experiance a must. Must have some cliental. Rent or commision available. Farmacy is a beautiful spa in [Location] with a solid reputation for the last ten years. We are a down to earth friendly spa where gossip is strongly fround apone. Must be an out going, REASPONSIBLE person that realy wants to make Esthetics a career. Please call Ile @ ###-###-#### and make an appointment to drop off your resume.
Now, in defense of this poster, they have not, in fact, misspelled "Pharmacy" - the spa at which they work is actually called "Farmacy." Of course, that raises the question of why you would give your day spa a name that sounds like you're filling Lipitor requests for Holsteins. (One guess what THAT's going to trigger in the Google Ads box.)
On the other hand, it's entirely possible that Ile is the owner of "Farmacy," and actually misspelled the store in the first place when she opened it. After all, she HAS managed to misspell "experience," "commission," " clientele," " frowned," and even "upon."
But that's not even the best part of the ad. No, it's the fact that she's trying to hire an aesthetician. I considered that as a career, but figured there just weren't many jobs available any more. Shows what I know. I'll bet the aestheticians are just lining up out the door for this job.
In fact, now I want to go to this spa. Can you imagine getting your nails done while discoursing on the philosophical nature of the beautiful? Who wouldn't want that?