baby seat thingie – $7
not sure what its called
“Yes – I am looking to sell… how you say?… baby seat.”
“Um. Baby Seat.”
“Yes, baby seat. How do you say that?”
“Baby seat.”
“Yes. What is that called?”
…sigh.
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Seat thingies are cute when they’re young, but they get aggressive when they hit adolescence. Beware of a teenage seat thingie with roid rage, and remember the adults caused all kinds of problems for the Ottoman Empire.
As babies, seat thingies may look as though they’ll make great pets, but as they get older, people find that they can no longer take care of them, so they release them into the Everglades.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Bouncy! bouncy!
1: We could tax… you know, thingy.
2: I beg your pardon?
1: You know… thingy.
2: Oh! That’d sure make chartered accountancy a lot more interesting.
I don’t know if Capn is referencing something or not. Either way, he gets all the doors just for hilariousness.
Yes, he is. 8)
It’s Monty Python’s infamous “Hungarian Phrasebook” sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY&feature=relmfu
Poor sparkii, foiled by auto-correct, it is certainly cowled, it beaus the pall of doom, Doom! All of Thingie shall tremble ere the omens and portents of Babby are satisfied.
Aw, Thing had a baby? Does that make Fester a great uncle?
Is Cousin Itt still a cousin?
No, he’s still just an average one.
Baby seated a bad, bad thingie.
Baby seat thingies are called diapers.
Or what you find in the diapers. Maybe like dingleberries.
Or maybe he meant a ding-a-ling.
Here’s an example of punctuation making a difference:
Baby seat-thingie
or
Baby, seat thingie
or
Baby-seat thingie
They are, a diaper, an ass, and a car seat (or a Bumbo seat, or anything that holds a baby in a seated position) respectively.
Two could, conceivably, be related or used together.
Am I overthinking this?
Yes?
Okay, then I’m going to say that Sparkyette here is trying to sell her thongs.
Is it a baby’s ass or a hole in the ground? I can’t tell.
:Posts notice in Lounge that reads “Never ask DigitalAxis to babysit.”:
Ah, I can help. It’s called Ralphie, and it enjoys being scratched behind the carrying handle. Some day it hopes to grow up to be an aircraft carrier.
Wasn’t that a Willie Nelson song?
Mamas, don’t let
Your baby seat thingies
Grow up to be
Aircraft carriers
Ten oboes says it’s actually a slightly dented barbecue grill.
I will take that bet, and raise you many-years-past-the-expiration-date Crisco.
As an aside, I have found out firsthand that Crisco does indeed go bad.
I have plenty of baby seat thingies, I need some baby bed thingies and feeding chair thingies. Oh, and do you know a good Nanny thingie?
In this post, a picture is worth $7.
I’d settle for a squiggle via Draw Something.
There are some days when YSAC is an amusing diversion, something I check during naptime when the six kids in my care are sleeping or having quiet time.
And then there are days when I can’t even find it funny because Sparky / Sparkette’s Massive Case of Raging Stupids just make me clutch my poor head in rage.
This is one of those days. Clearly I need more coffee slices.
Hannah, just say “Oh, Pecil!” and come join us in the corner.
Come to the corner. We have cookies.
Cookies go great with pecils…whoops!
I was going to write something about donuts, but i’ll just go directly to the corner instead.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and baby Sparks seat thingies.
Oh! to buy it from Sparky – its only $7. It would be worth it to release the thingy into the wild and let it breed.
It sounds like a lovely idea, but you have to remember that we keep them in captivity to control their numbers. If you let them have their freedom, we’ll be overrun with baby seat thingies in no time. Just imagine them roaming the streets in feral packs, knocking bins over, attacking helpless foxes. No natural predators, you see.
When frozen aliens in the Antarctic were just Muppet babby thingies….
IMDb…
The Prequel: Babby Seat Thingies
directed by John Carpenter
Rated: G
Sparky – it’s probably called Norman.
Baby seat’s on first.
That’s what I’ve been asking you!
Hi Monkey! Hope you slept well in the baby seat thingie. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, We Be Toys N Shit!