YSaC, Vol. 1394: It was a very good beer
Church brews (perfect for contemporary design) – $90
Hello,
We have to wonderful church brews.
Dark brown. Fit a big dining table. 4 people can easily sit on 1 brew and have a meal. We have 2 and ask $90 each or $150 for both.
I’ll try to make a picture of the end piece, since they are in the basement standing up from floor to ceiling.
You need a truck to transport them.
Measurements are:
Length: 91almost 8 feet.
depth: 21
high: 40Picture one, i tried to photograph the side, the second picture is form the bible holder in the back. Please ignore the dust!!! 🙂
Please write with any question,
Thanks for looking!Simone
Mmm.. church brews. They’ve got a rich yeast aroma with a strong hop finish. However, I am going to have to take points off for lack of units. For all we know, these brews are almost 8 feet long, but 21 microns wide and 40 furlongs deep.
Thanks, Margaret!
I accidentally sat on a brew once, it got stuck. Not doing that again. No way.
Not having had that experience, I can only surmise that it would be quite exciting (and not in a good way) or quite moist. Or both. I prefer to sit on a nice sparkling wine for meals. It’s tingly.
And ministers wonder why people sleep in church…
Measurements are:
Length: 91almost 8 feet.
8 feet equals 4 people. Almost 8 feet means almost 4 people can fit on one brew.
depth: 21
Depth is usually measured in fathoms. That is why after having a few brews, some start waxing philosophical. They think they are deep.
high: 40
Now I’m no expert in this, but isn’t this number supposed to be 420? Maybe that’s just for certain brownies.
I have one word to say, OMV: Cubits.
I once used the Biblical measurements to calculate the volume of the Ark in cubic cubits.
I seem to recall someone used knives as a unit of measure. Taco, maybe?
You might be right. It does say 4 can sit on a brew and have a meal
I thought you got wine in church (or whined about church.)
Church brews: Making monastic life happier since 1294.
I think I know some folks who might be interested in these items.
(p.s. If you are ever in Pittsburgh, this place is fantastic.)
Good one IF, I was thinking these guys might also be interested:
http://www.sintsixtus.be/eng/brouwerij.htm
Salvation through libation.
Every body sing a few rounds of the ‘Hallelujah’ chorus…
Now I have an unholy urge to mash that up with 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
Amen.
:blows in pitch pipe:
Ninety-nine bottles of sacramental wine in the sacristy, ninety-nine bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around …
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Nin’ty-eight bottles of scary mental wine in the sacrizzy!
:deep breath:
Nin’ty-eight bottles of scary mental wine in the sacrizzy, nin’ty-eight bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it aroun’ …
Holly luau! Holly luau!
Ninny seben boddles o’ squirrelly wine in th’ sack o’ illy!
:deep breath:
Ninny seben boddles o’ squirrelly wine in th’ sack o’ illy, ninny seben boddles o’ wine! Take’m down, piss all aroun’ …
Hailey Lula! Hailey Lula!
Ninmysexbillyscarmotorwinndesackillie!
:falls down:
Oh geez, Ghostie…. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
scary mental wine… :snergle:
So is it true Jesus could make these things out of nothing but water? I mean I know he was a good carpenter but that’s still really impressive.
To quench a man-sized thirst you need a man-sized cathedral. That’s why, when I get thirsty, I reach for a big, splintery chunk of Sistine Chap-ale.
But this time of year, I really have a hankerin’ for some spicy Christmas Mirac-ale.
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1417/3824
Sorry, no fancy linky hiding. Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale.
When you’re drinking the darker church brews, remember to only quaff with the grain for the smoothest beer experience.
Apparently “wonderful” is now a verb. Whodathunkit.
So does that mean that Some Kind of Wonderful was really a movie about adverbs?
Church brew — blessin’ what’s inside of you.
She’s a priestess of wonderful in electric blue.
In her own ad post she won’t dust for you,
For you.
Now what you gonna do?
Church brew — blessin’ what’s inside of you.
“…but Alice doesn’t live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog. And livin’ in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin’ all that room, seein’ as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn’t have to take out their garbage for a long time.”
You can get some brew with your grub at Alice’s Church Brew Pub.
Perfect for contemporary design? What year does Simone think it is?
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1399.
I know people who homebrew, but haven’t done it myself. I am not familiar with the wonderfulling process. Is that why some homebrews suck? Do they mess up this step?
Since a brew could also be a cup of tea (as in the well-known northern English greeting, “Fancy a brew?”) this is in danger of turning into one of those Ray Cooney farces where someone says “More tea, vicar?” every 15 minutes or so, while everyone else runs round in their underpants.
Rumor has it, Clint Yeastwood was the previous owner of these church brews.
He’s not speaking to them anymore after the whole convention debacle.
He used to go out to the garage, gargle, and then scream at them for hours. Good times. Good times.
CJ, I know today will go perfectly for you, after this Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Bob and Doug McKenzie!