Recliner Good Condish
could use cleaning.
can not hold for anyone.
will remove ad as soon as I notice it is gone.
thanks.
Wait – how can you remove the ad if it is already gone? Also, what kind of cleaning product do I need to remove a Sparky from a recliner?
Thanks, Taco!
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“could use cleaning” – No Shit Sherlock!
I sure hope not!
So, i take a red pill, so that a recliner is of a size to use as a crack and crevice tool…so, id sparky asserting the blue-n-sweatpants dollop of solvent attached will do a whole room, or might needs replenishing?
Might needs replenishing. For sure.
I think it needs a good fumigation, as well. This chair has more lice than a moose poncho!
Probably also mildew removal, if it’s an outside chair (Sparky didn’t mention if it was housebroken).
Hey now…the lice are very clean and have no sparkies on them.
Except for the one with the unfortunate glitter addiction.
It’s not the chair that is the recliner being offered, it’s the person who is the recliner. You’ll have to get your own chair to put the recliner in.
I think I will have to be a decliner in this situation.
Maybe if that dude wasn’t sitting in it, it would be light enough that Sparky could hold it.
Extras: Comes with Dave.
But what about the ferrets? I wouldn’t want to break up a set.
They are in the couch, hunting snakes.
Has the garbage truck already come down the street?
It’s gone!
“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.”
Be thankful for that.
*Squints*
I think the illustrious duo is seeing another Taco behind my back.
Ooh! There’s another taco behind your back?
I hear they have a taquito on the side as well.
Double your pleasure, double your fun, its two, two, two Tacos in one!
So you didn’t submit this wonderful ad, or did you submit it while under the influence of little sleep due to small children in the house and have totally forgotten it?
“can not hold for anyone.”
In Soviet Russia, anyone not hold your can.
I’m not sure I want just anyone holding my can. Please submit a resume with a cover letter and salary requirements and I will conduct interviews for can holding later in the week.
Won’t that make the poncho lice jealous?
They will be part of the interview committee.
Reek liner in good condish I shun. No amount of money will refurb this to mint condish.
At least Sparky recycles, and curbs his dregs.
In this case, EVOO stands for Ew, Very Odd Odor.
Yum-O!!!!
Wait, would a “condish” be a prison entré?
I just dropped in to see what condition this condish was in.
You’re welcome.
A “gentleman” of that size can cover a whole lot of:
A. missing upholstery
B. mice nests
C. stains of the bodily fluid nature
D. Aunt Matilda who spent the last 14 years in that chair.
So the neighbour is throwing out an old, filthy recliner because……it’s old and filthy. Sparky sees it out by the curb and decides someone on Craigs List would rather have an old, filthy recliner than no recliner at all. Sorry Sparky; I choose no recliner at all.
Dave and Ducky, your snark makes YSaC go around! Just go with it. Puchity Punch Punch!
Morning, Lazy Boy and the Recliner!