YSaC, Vol. 1504: Take a Chance With Free

2013 May 2

Graphic Designer/Web Designer and Movie editing

Hello my is Chance ####. I am the owner of Last Chance Designs and Last Chance Entertainment. You do Graphic Design (logos, posters, commercial, and etc.), Web Design (publishing, designing, coding) , Music production (recording, publishing, and live gigs) , and Movie editing (editing, publishing, and Recording). With You are looking for any of these jobs that need done with free to contact me at ###-###-#### call or text and ask for Chance ####.

Hello Chance. Thanks for the valuable information – I had no idea that I did graphic design, web design, music production and movie editing! Those are all valuable and lucrative skills, and here I was completely unaware that I possessed them until you came along and pointed it out. However, now that I AM aware, I think I shall go and do one of those things for someone who will pay me, instead of expecting me to do it with free. Toodles!

Thanks for the post, Wendy!

32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 May 2

    If you want free stuff, you should phrase it like “Be the [graphic designer/Web designer/music producer/movie editor] who beat [big, scary corporation].”

    [corey] It’s hard to tell, since written communication evidently isn’t Chance’s strong point, but he could have meant “feel free to contact me,” not necessarily that he wants the work done for free. [/corey]

    Adores: 2
  2. 2013 May 2
    tigprincess permalink

    Why is Chance advertising jobs for his/her rival ‘With You’ ?

    Adores: 2
  3. 2013 May 2

    I don’t think I’d take a Chance on this.

    Adores: 0
  4. 2013 May 2
    DigitalAxis permalink

    But if I’m all those things, why do I need you?

    Or are you my fairy godmother? I wanna be a real boy!
    Or a millionaire international playboy rockstar astronaut!
    …Wait, are you responsible for Sir Richard Branson?

    Adores: 2
  5. 2013 May 2

    If I do all that, I’m not being paid nearly enough.

    Adores: 9
    • 2013 May 2

      Chance must have known about all the fabulously talented folks we have in the Lounge. In fact, he might be watching us right now.

      Someone pass me the aluminum foil.

      Adores: 10
      • 2013 May 2
        Kaziganthi permalink

        Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away.

        Adores: 2
        • 2013 May 2

          :tosses glass of water on Kaz, just in case:

          Adores: 3
  6. 2013 May 2

    Not a chance, Sparky.

    Adores: 4
  7. 2013 May 2
    nojazzhere permalink

    Hello my name is Ditch####. I’m owner of Last Ditch Designs and Last Ditch Entertainment.You do everything my business needs and I will cash the checks. If you don’t, I will go out of business and our country’s economy will collapse. This may be your last chance, er ditch, whatever. Have a nice day, Meg.

    Adores: 17
  8. 2013 May 2
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Everybody wants to be closer to free.

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 May 3
      LurkRealClose permalink

      He’s trying to tell me something about my life. But he lies.

      Adores: 0
  9. 2013 May 2
    Windrose permalink

    Take a Chance on a Free Bird!

    Adores: 4
  10. 2013 May 2
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Why yes, I DO do all of those things, and I need them done with, so I can move on with my life. Can you help?

    Adores: 3
  11. 2013 May 2
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Oooh, I do love chance. Let me grab my dice bag…

    *rolls natural 20*

    Critical hit! Your business has been slain.

    Adores: 7
    • 2013 May 2

      How much XP does a shady graphic design/web design/music production/movie editing business have?

      Adores: 2
      • 2013 May 2
        Bombdude permalink


        Adores: 6
        • 2013 May 2

          That’s your answer for everything.

          Adores: 3
  12. 2013 May 2
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Ok, I’ll hold the snark for a minute,* but this has been bugging me for a while. When did it become socially acceptable to text about jobs? I mean seriously, that’s freaking crazy and juvenile. Do people really think that’s okay? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not. Unprofessional much?

    * okay, so this may or may not be true

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 May 2
      Bombdude permalink

      When it became socially acceptable to advertise jobs in poorly written pseudo-ads on a social/classified ads website and ask that people only respond when they feel like giving their services away for free or for pizza…

      Adores: 1
      • 2013 May 2

        The last time I worked for pizza it was called “helping a friend move”.

        Adores: 2
        • 2013 May 2
          funky "ass-noodles" monkey permalink

          Dude, I did that for beer. More than once. I was so cheated.

          Adores: 1
    • 2013 May 2
      a storm in the form of a girl permalink

      About the same time want ads started reading “must have a working knowledge of landline phones”.

      Adores: 4
    • 2013 May 3
      LurkRealClose permalink

      I texted my furnace guy the other day to change an appointment. So that happens.

      Adores: 0
  13. 2013 May 2
    CapnMac permalink

    How convenient that Chance is named ####, as i want to pound, pound, pound, pound him. I’m willing to punctuate that with Romantic versions of the external pronoun: “tous; tu; du; de” . . .

    But it’s a gloomy day day today as the Eloi of Westeros are all agog at the merest touch of cold, and Sure That Winter Is Coming! it’s a gloomy that not even Swedish glamrock earworms will penetrate today, sad to say.

    Adores: 4
  14. 2013 May 2

    For the late, great Donna Summer…

    Last chance
    Last chance, for job
    Yes, it’s my last chance, for graphics, tonight

    I need you, by me,
    Beside me, to design me,
    To do me, produce me,
    ‘Cause I am bad
    I’m so’ so bad

    So let’s chance, the last chance
    Let’s chance, the last chance
    Let’s chance, this last chance tonight

    Yeah, will you be my web design?
    Can you create my logo
    I can’t be sure that you’re the one for me
    But all that I ask is that you text with me
    Chance with me, oh chance with me, yeah

    So, come on baby, chance that chance
    Come on baby, chance that chance
    Come on baby, last chance tonight!

    Adores: 10
    • 2013 May 4
      nojazzhere permalink

      Why write a song for the great Donna Summer if she’s late? I mean, after all, if she’s really great she should be courteous enough to be on time, or at least call to tell you she’s been delayed. I’m so fed up with these so-called celebrities that feel entitled to just behave however they want. I think the only valid excuse she could possibly have is, like, the ultimate one, you know (?), that they’ve been called away to,like, you know, their heavenly reward, or whatever, and so…. what?…. Are you serious? Donna Summer what???! Really? When? Oh man, I feel so silly. Although, still, she could have called. Some people are just so inconsiderate!

      Adores: 2
  15. 2013 May 2
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Ummm, You shouldn’t get on the bad side of Chance. Everybody who is anybody knows that everything that happens. happens because of Chance. Nothing is predestined. Everything is a roll of the dice. (figuratively speaking) Hopefully, if Chance allows, the sun will rise again, or is that the South, or the Cherokee Nation, or Not.a.Price? Well, anyways, we’re lucky to have Chance with us or nothing would happen. Like Garage sales, sucky ads on craigslist, dust bunnies, monsoons, and egg salad sandwiches. So remember, John Wayne played Chance in Rio Bravo, and nobody messes with the Duke.

    Adores: 5
  16. 2013 May 2
    Aaron of Mpls permalink

    “Ask for Chance [Sparky]” (with apologies to ABBA — I blame today’s title)

    Sucky post online, for Last Chance Design
    Free to contact me, ask for Chance [Sparky]
    I am the owner of Last Chance, You do Graphic Design
    (commercial and etc.) and Web Design

    With You are looking for any of these jobs
    That need done with free, ask for Chance [Sparky]
    Music production (recording, publishing
    And live gigs) , and Movie editing

    Ask for Chance [Sparky]
    (call or text)
    Ask for Chance [Sparky]…

    Ok, that’s enough for now.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2013 May 3

    ghostie and M. M. and ghostie. You may now leave the box, place everything back exactly as you found it. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Chance Takers!

    Adores: 0

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