YSaC, Vol. 1505: Not even the chair

2013 May 3
by dan

electric chair


nice electric chair 2 battery chargers barly used.##########calls only NO JUNK

Um – that may be a chair powered by electricity, but there’s a reason you shouldn’t call it…

You know, never mind. Whatever makes you happy. Here’s hoping you get that last minute call from the governor.

Thanks for the listing, JGW!

33 Responses leave one →
    • 2013 May 3
      mudslicker permalink

      MASSIVE link.

      ๐Ÿ˜€

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      • 2013 May 3

        *Pouts*

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        • 2013 May 3

          :pats Taco on the head:

          There, there. It’s not the massiveness of the link, but the content it contains.

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      • 2013 May 3
        Aaron of Mpls permalink

        Here’s a shorter link for you guys:
        https://www.google.com/search?tbm=nws&q=nigel+farage

        Unless you’d prefer a long link.

        *looks for the corner*

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        • 2013 May 3
          Windrose permalink

          We’re know throughout the Multiverse for our long links. 8) So glad we had the corners cleaned yesterday.

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    • 2013 May 3

      I’d managed to forget that chinless wonder and his brand of thinly veiled fascism for almost an hour. How could you, tig?!! *cries*

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  1. 2013 May 3

    Electric chair from Craigslist
    Will never be a sudden craze.
    Electric chair from Craigslist
    Just will not be the very next phase.

    They call me the Ol’ Sparky
    (Quite rightly).
    They call me the Ol’ Sparky
    (Quite rightly).
    They call me the Ol’ Sparky.

    Adores: 7
  2. 2013 May 3

    Well, it does say bar(e)ly used, so junk might be. . . Too much of a mental image disaster for this morning.

    Adores: 2
  3. 2013 May 3
    nojazzhere permalink

    Really got nothing on the post – BUT! _ I love the mellow yellow-(craigstlist-ly) I love the mellow yellow- (craigslist-ly) I love the mellow ….. Well, you get the idea. Have a nice day, Meg. p.s. I’m in Texas. We got the REAL Electric Sparky, and we ain’t afraid to use it.

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 May 3
      CapnMac permalink

      (Tho- truth be told, “Old Sparky” is in the prison museum in Hunstville, and has been for a couple decades now.)

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    • 2013 May 3

      jazzymeg – howdy pardner! I’m in Texas, too. ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • 2013 May 3
        Windrose permalink

        Three Texans walked in to the Snark Lounge.

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  4. 2013 May 3

    I see no reason, whatsoever, why one cannot go out in style and comfort.

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    • 2013 May 3
      limelolly permalink

      And smelling like … barbecue.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 May 3
        mudslicker permalink

        I think it has a bacon receptacle under the seat.

        Adores: 2
  5. 2013 May 3
    mudslicker permalink

    Rosie from The Jetsons looks like she got a makeover. She’s SMOKIN’!!

    Adores: 4
  6. 2013 May 3
    nojazzhere permalink

    O.K., I do have a question. I looked up “barly used”. It’s from the Gaelic (archaic) for “used in a bar.” Can one use it in a bar, and then drive it home? I realy like the way Gaelic archaic rolls off the tongue. Thanks and have a nice day still, Meg.

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 May 3
      camille permalink

      Well, using an electric chair in a bar would certainly cut down on those pesky bar fights.

      Adores: 4
  7. 2013 May 3
    limelolly permalink

    ‘If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious s*&t.’

    Doc Brown

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    • 2013 May 3
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      I can see it now… electric chair drag races, loser gets zapped. It’d be a surefire hit.

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  8. 2013 May 3

    I bought an electric chair for my grandma. She loved sitting in it, but then she died.

    Adores: 6
  9. 2013 May 3
    mudslicker permalink

    I am, I sad.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2013 May 3
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    calls only NO JUNK

    Caller ID says it’s coming from a boat on the Yangtze river. Now what?

    Adores: 6
    • 2013 May 3
      limelolly permalink

      Bring the ransom money to the location, and no texts… CALLS ONLY! Or Grandpa is gonna need a new chair.

      Adores: 5
  11. 2013 May 3
    Ralph permalink

    Barly used? Was that Fred Barly or Matilda Barly — if it was Fred you’ll never get the smell out of it.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2013 May 3
    limelolly permalink

    A new way to ‘shake and bake’.

    (I’m going to hell, aren’t I?)

    Adores: 8
    • 2013 May 3

      At a top speed of about six MPH, but at least you have a comfy chair.

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      • 2013 May 3
        limelolly permalink

        Beats the handbasket, I guess.

        Adores: 12
  13. 2013 May 3
    SpaceBug permalink

    A Bubba and his chair.

    The Ballad of Bubba, a man with no snark.
    On comfy new chair, took a roll in the park.
    He met a guy, Shane.
    And bought him some ‘jane.
    Then Shane pulled him down, for Shane was a Narc.

    The trial was fast, some say justice abused.
    Bubba sat and said nothing, looking bemused.
    The defense was no goof.
    Shouts you haven’t the proof.
    The judge then did order, the chair be perused.

    Bubba’s heart it did sink, he knew he was hosed.
    Knew what they’d find, once this procedure’d been posed.
    For stuffed in chair’s trunk.
    Was all of his junk.
    The judge could then order that this case is closed.

    In a chamber in Texas, they rolled in his chair.
    And all those about him, the people did stare.
    He walked the green mile.
    With poise and some style.
    Was padded and prodded, plumped down with great care.

    The power had surged, a breaker did bark.
    And from Bubba’s eyes, some lightning did arc.
    Then after the roasting.
    On Craigslist, a posting.
    This barly used chair from Bubba the ‘Spark’.

    Adores: 5
  14. 2013 May 4

    Nojazzhere, may we call you Jazzy? Here’s you card, since it’s your first time in the box. Hold it up right in front of your face. You do have a face, right? Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Sparkin’ Sparky Watchers!

    Adores: 2
  15. 2013 May 4
    nojazzhere permalink

    Windrose, no, you may not call me Jazzy. But you may call me nojazzy. And what is this “box” of which you speak? It sounds like some kind of a set-up to me. Yes, I do have a face, and I’ll take your card. I feel a little apprehensive,maybe I better go now. Have a nice weekend, Meg.

    Adores: 3

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