YSaC, Vol. 1640: On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
2013 December 16
[cemetery name] burial plot – $2300
Looking to trade plot for wide variety of stuff; will consider all possibilties
That could take a while. I mean, I’ve got a perfectly good bag full of hammers, cedar shavings, tennis balls, and a live okapi, but I have to sit here and wait while you consider ALL possibilities. I mean, it takes me twenty minutes sometimes to decide where to have lunch, and you’ve got to start from there, then get through the various possibilities for unifying quantum mechanics and general relativity, the possibility that Oswald acted with help from the Quaker Oats guy, and every possible slash fiction configuration between the casts of “Community” and “The Importance of Being Earnest.”
Well, let me know when you’re ready.
Thanks for the post, Kit!
*gasp* Oh my god! Sherlock! You’re alive! But… I saw you jump! How… nevermind. Does John know?
Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over in my little fandom corner waiting for Season 3 to start.
:offers Meeshie a coffee slice:
Stay strong, sister.
The burial plot exists in a superposition of states, which will collapse into a single state once someone makes a lowball offer.
* Burial plot may or may not contain traces of Austrian physicist.
Or Walter White.
Have you Considered ascending to heaven in the noodly arms of the Great Spaghetti Monster?
Ra-men!
For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.
And on the third day he said unto them, “let there be linguini” and there was and it was good.
[your name here] World Domination Plot–$$$ OBO
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Looking to trade plot to take over the world for wide variety of stuff (as long as it starts with “$” and ends with lots of zeros)….will consider all possibilities….Have been plotting for years…someday it’s got to work!!!! (sigh)
………..signed, Brain
At half-past three, though, the toddlers all said gnocci and refussilli to take their naps.
“Whose lonely grave is this, spirit?”
Ralphie, you’re song will live forever in the anals of YSaC! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning Spell Checkers!
I played Spell Checkers once. I was kinged with a lesser spell and now I am Not-a-Lion any more.
Dan, is that the bag full of hammers that all of the Sparkies are dumber than?
I’m fairly certain that the last two entries in that list overlap.
Has Sparky considered the possibility of a Vegemite sandwich?
Now see, maybe it’s just my ‘Murkin bias, but half the time I hear the titular lyric as “On a hippie trailhead full of zombies.” This make sense to me – zombies are generally not big on hiking, and the best choke point to catch a good set of hiker brains would be at the trailhead.
Hey, Spark’
I gots a gunpowder plot, but it could crater at any moment; my whiskey plot ran aground at John Harper’s Ferry.
Perhaps you need something simpler
Like, Boy meets Girl. Girl hates Uncle. Gets Boy to murder Uncle, but cannot get the spot out afterwards .
Uncle then marries Sister, which Son thinks is a gold-digging play for the throne. Boy acts a bit loopy, enough to push Girlfriend over the edge. Boy stages a play. There’swordplay and every one snuffs it. The End.
I love that play, especially the bit with the dog.
“OUT DAMNED SPOT!”
*Spot whimpers, slinking out of the room with his tail between his legs*
I saw that play….must have been in French….could barely understand a damn word in it….
Maybe Sparky would like to trade for a cask of Amontillado? It’s another well-used burial plot.