YSaC, Vol. 1676: Have a sammich.

2014 March 12

gorge forman free

I have a gorge foreman for free.works great just don’t like it. .in box.

“Hey Foreman!”
“Have a sandwich!”
*munch munch munch*
“Now have another one”
“Wait, I’m not sure..”
“Now eat this hamburger!”
“Wab a mibute im stiwweating the sammich”
“Here’s some hot dogs!”
“Stahp! Whaba you doin’?”
“Like it says on the gril…”
“I phtink your rheabig phat ron..”
“Shut up and eat this quesadilla, Foreman!”

(Thanks for the post, Ralph!)

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 March 12
    Ralph permalink

    Spurious Gorge.

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 March 12
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Sparky does not like it in. .box
    Sparky does not like grilled bagel with lox
    He does not like his to grill his cheese
    Do take it, take it please
    He will not eat burgers with a fork
    He does not like indoor grilled pork
    Do take it, take it please
    And gorge yourself until you sneeze
    Out chunks of hot dogs, lamb chops too
    Fill your gullet to the brim,
    With promises you’ll still get thin,
    Oh, take it for free.works, please do!

    Adores: 10
    • 2014 March 12
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Happy birthday, Dr Seuss! I got you this free grill.

      Adores: 4
  3. 2014 March 12

    You can gorge and stay lean? You mean that device will give my my early twenties back?

    Adores: 4
  4. 2014 March 12
    Windrose permalink

    Sparky thinks he’s Gorge Washington, and can’t tell a lie. Actually, he’s Gorge W. Bush, and can’t be misunderestimated.

    Adores: 2
  5. 2014 March 12

    “… how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it.”

    (Yes, I do have a copy of Hamlet to hand and I did check the text before posting. No, I do not have a life. Why do you ask?)

    Adores: 6
  6. 2014 March 12
    Ninja Chow permalink

    But is it the original George or is it one of the many George Juniors? Maybe Sparky doesn’t have speeling problems, maybe it is a cheap knock off Gorge? Anyhoo, did Sparky poke holes in the box so George/Gorge can breathe?

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 March 12
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Is it just me, or does that look like toilet lid? Better check to make sure it’s off before sitting down.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 March 12
      SilvaNoir permalink

      Toasted buns!

      Adores: 5
      • 2014 March 12
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        Doors! Doors! And more doors!

        Adores: 2
    • 2014 March 13
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Toilet lid?….the phot0 does indicate it is set to “#2″……(hahaha…he said #2……)

      Adores: 4
  8. 2014 March 14
    tigprincess permalink

    “works great just don’t like it ..in box”.

    Now I know why my last boss made me redundant … none of that ‘we’re restructuring and your job is no longer essential’, but a simple “I don’t like you”.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 March 14
      Ralph permalink

      In the USA, unless you have an actual or implied contract, your employment is “at will” by the employer. You can be fired for no reason or a wrong reason, as long as it isn’t an illegal reason like discrimination. This imbalance in employee-employer relationships raises my gorge.

      Adores: 1

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