YSaC, Vol. 1678: You can’t post to the same Craigslist twice.

2014 March 17
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by dan

Can anyone use these?


Some rolled up chain link fence and some concrete rocks and not concrete rocks. Don’t know how much fencing there is. Please email me your phone number and u will call you to arrange time for pickup. Thank you 🙂

This is so Zen I can’t even stand it. I’m going to call myself to arrange a time to pickup some not concrete rocks. With one hand, obviously.

Thanks, Jason.

24 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 March 17
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Not Concrete Rocks is the name of my Pavement cover band.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 March 17

      Have you thought about doing some Pavement/Concrete Blonde mashup?

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 March 17
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        That’s my Some Concrete Rocks and Not Concrete Rocks mashup band.

        Adores: 4
        • 2014 March 17
          nojazzhere permalink

          In my experience, some concrete rocks, and some concrete doesn’t……it just depends on how hip it is…..

          Adores: 8
  2. 2014 March 17
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    I love this title. It could be anything! Oh the possibilities…

    Adores: 1
  3. 2014 March 17
    CapnMac permalink

    Seek, and you will not find.

    Grasp, and you cannot hold.

    Create, you get a pile of construction debris–get that cleared up Right! Now!

    Adores: 3
  4. 2014 March 17

    On Soviet Craigslist, you call you.

    Adores: 10
  5. 2014 March 17

    I called me, and I didn’t answer. I left me a message, but I doubt I’ll call back. I never do.

    Adores: 11
  6. 2014 March 17
    One Moving Violation permalink

    To rock or not to rock.
    That’s not set in concrete.

    or

    Does anybody know how much fencing there is?
    Does anybody really care?

    or

    If you can give me your number
    so you can call you to get my rocks off
    my laawwn.

    or

    We built this city.
    We built this city with concrete rocks.
    We built this city.
    We built this city with not concrete rocks.

    Adores: 8
  7. 2014 March 17
    camille permalink

    I hate it when the rocks are not concrete. You end up building a wall that is totally abstract and conceptual, and then you forget it’s there, because actually it’s not.

    Adores: 12
  8. 2014 March 17
    Windrose permalink

    Excuse me, I seem to have logged in to the wrong blog. Is this You Suck at Craigslist, or is it You don’t call you any more?

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 March 17
      One Moving Violation permalink

      I don’t bring me flowers anymore.

      Adores: 3
  9. 2014 March 17
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    I found some not concrete rocks
    Ahh-ahhhhhhh-ahhh
    It was the happiest day of my life

    They were sitting right there with some ones that were concrete
    Ahh-ahhhhhhh-ahhh
    By a spool of metal that seemed pretty light

    Grab your cell phone and call… you
    And pick up the chain link

    Adores: 1
  10. 2014 March 17
    Innana permalink

    I think this is the President of the UnderAchievers Club. Chain link fence — don’t wanna check the amount. Rocks concrete or not… meh. Send phone number if you’re interested, but you have to call yourself to set up deal. Don’t even know how he managed to keyboard the ad.

    Adores: 3
  11. 2014 March 17
    Demon Duck o' Doom permalink

    U never give you your money
    U only give you some chain link fencing
    And in the middle of the calculations
    U break down

    I never give me my number
    I only give me some non concrete rocks
    And in the middle of these obfuscations
    I break down

    Sparky, can’t you tell me the weight,
    Just estimate, for my sake
    Can’t you help me carry that weight
    To my pickup truck, for Crissake?

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 March 17
      Innana permalink

      Ha, you quack me up!

      Adores: 1
    • 2014 March 17
      nojazzhere permalink

      And in the end,
      the chain link fence,
      is equal to the con.crete.rocks.

      Adores: 3
  12. 2014 March 17
    Ralph permalink

    “…u will call you….”

    All for one and one for all! Let me hear it for me!

    Adores: 2
  13. 2014 March 18

    You’ll understand it once you’re able to carry both tea and no tea at the same time.

    Adores: 1
  14. 2014 March 18

    And now, that moment you’ve all been waiting for (proving you are a bunch of blood-thirsty sick puppies) (which is why I like you), C””J, Dave with or without ferrets, Calvin and camille! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Didn’t Calvin and camille have a summer replacement show for Sunny and Cher? Or did I dream it?

    Adores: 2
  15. 2014 March 18

    Box updated. I think we should turn it into a residence hotel, since C””J and Dave are there week after week.

    *whisper* I think they’re plotting to take over the world!

    Adores: 5

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