YSaC, Vol. 1687: Ewe such ate Crags Lice

2014 April 7

eluhgant anteek taybull seht – $500 (phort #####)


awl glas taybull wif siks holsterd chares, wil ad klass too sum homz, 500 ore bess ofur

Sparkay hire mey thank thee arr bee ink phony, butte eye thank thee arr joust traying two heart.

Thangs four sinning thighs inn, Karen!

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  1. 2014 April 7
    CapnMac permalink

    Voice-to-text has a Middle Gibberish mode?

    Adores: 9
  2. 2014 April 7
    kelli permalink

    When did the Lolcats buy a table?

    Adores: 12
    • 2014 April 7

      I was thinking Dolan and Gooby myself, but yeah.

      Adores: 2
  3. 2014 April 7
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Iz see taybull red? If nut ise no inturesttehd.

    Adores: 2
  4. 2014 April 7

    Nofink sez, “Fynde meea yn thuh syrch funkshun” lieque myspelinng everay wurd.

    Adores: 3
  5. 2014 April 7
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    In Soviet Russia, chares holster you!

    Adores: 5
  6. 2014 April 7

    It’s almost as if Sparky _wanted_ his ad to show up here….

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  7. 2014 April 7

    Who phorted?

    Adores: 7
  8. 2014 April 7
    HamCan permalink

    Oh look, the Swedish chef is selling his furniture.
    BorkBorkBork!

    (Haha, now you can’t read it in any other voice)

    Adores: 15
  9. 2014 April 7
    mudslicker permalink

    The sad part is…I know exactly what this says. Phun wif Phoniks!

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 April 7
      Yancy permalink

      hukd on fonix werkd four me!

      Adores: 3
  10. 2014 April 7
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Too Sum Homz is the name of my Sunny Day Real Estate cover bandz.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 April 7
      Windrose permalink

      Sinning Thighs Inn is the name of my house of naughty bits.

      Adores: 3
  11. 2014 April 7
    Ralph permalink

    This may be a relative of this eBay seller.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2014 April 7

    “wil ad klass too sum homz” but presumably not to Sparky’s. or they’d be keeping it.

    “taybull”? Seriously?

    Is it gin o’clock yet? I need gin.

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 April 7
      HamCan permalink

      Taybull, it gives you stings!

      Adores: 6
  13. 2014 April 7
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Sparky would have gotten a 100% on my test here, but he spelled $500 correctly. It’s so hard to find good students in the Advanced Misspelling class.

    MissMommyNiceNice, you spelled “red” and “If” correctly. Points off.
    TC, we have ben over this several times. “Who” is so easily misspelled. Points off.
    limelolly, you mean to tell me you forgot to use “aye” or “eye” instead of “I”? Points off.
    Yancy, are you trying to get my goat by spelling “me” correctly? Points off.
    Dave and Ferret Tribe, good job. I was going to accuse you of cheating by having the ferrets help you, but since they are in your name, I can’t. I so wanted to put you in detention.

    Adores: 6
    • 2014 April 7
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Who have One a red pen!?

      Adores: 1
    • 2014 April 7
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Upes! Eye haz uh miss pell. Aye fergott duh uther e in bean. Poynts awn.

      Adores: 2
    • 2014 April 8
      limelolly permalink

      Pffft, everyone knows I is singular and eye is plural.

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      • 2014 April 8
        bratty innocence permalink

        hey! limelolly…everyone knows I is singular too…wantsa go pickem-up a plural of babes????

        Adores: 1
        • 2014 April 8
          windrose permalink

          Psst: bratty: El Squared are a gurl. A singulur babby.

          Adores: 1
        • 2014 April 8
          limelolly permalink

          I pick up babbys..and kitties…and everything under 60 pounds. Because, frankly, I am a short weakling.

          Adores: 1
  14. 2014 April 8
    Windrose permalink

    Aye dunt wint 2 bee pard uf diss poynted debat.

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 April 8
      HamCan permalink

      Debat, what Hervé Villechaize says when he sees Bruce Wayne.

      Adores: 2
  15. 2014 April 9
    Ralph permalink

    More dubious furniture on craigslist: an oak tably and 5 chaires and a chair and a half.

    Adores: 0
  16. 2014 April 10
    mE.! permalink

    Looks like someone posted that on a lark to see if they could make it here. If so, congratulations!

    Adores: 1

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