YSaC, Vol. 1687: Ewe such ate Crags Lice
2014 April 7
eluhgant anteek taybull seht – $500 (phort #####)
awl glas taybull wif siks holsterd chares, wil ad klass too sum homz, 500 ore bess ofur
Sparkay hire mey thank thee arr bee ink phony, butte eye thank thee arr joust traying two heart.
Thangs four sinning thighs inn, Karen!
Voice-to-text has a Middle Gibberish mode?
When did the Lolcats buy a table?
I was thinking Dolan and Gooby myself, but yeah.
Iz see taybull red? If nut ise no inturesttehd.
Nofink sez, “Fynde meea yn thuh syrch funkshun” lieque myspelinng everay wurd.
In Soviet Russia, chares holster you!
It’s almost as if Sparky _wanted_ his ad to show up here….
Who phorted?
I iz sowwy.
Oh look, the Swedish chef is selling his furniture.
BorkBorkBork!
(Haha, now you can’t read it in any other voice)
The sad part is…I know exactly what this says. Phun wif Phoniks!
hukd on fonix werkd four me!
Too Sum Homz is the name of my Sunny Day Real Estate cover bandz.
Sinning Thighs Inn is the name of my house of naughty bits.
This may be a relative of this eBay seller.
“wil ad klass too sum homz” but presumably not to Sparky’s. or they’d be keeping it.
“taybull”? Seriously?
Is it gin o’clock yet? I need gin.
Taybull, it gives you stings!
Sparky would have gotten a 100% on my test here, but he spelled $500 correctly. It’s so hard to find good students in the Advanced Misspelling class.
MissMommyNiceNice, you spelled “red” and “If” correctly. Points off.
TC, we have ben over this several times. “Who” is so easily misspelled. Points off.
limelolly, you mean to tell me you forgot to use “aye” or “eye” instead of “I”? Points off.
Yancy, are you trying to get my goat by spelling “me” correctly? Points off.
Dave and Ferret Tribe, good job. I was going to accuse you of cheating by having the ferrets help you, but since they are in your name, I can’t. I so wanted to put you in detention.
Who have One a red pen!?
Upes! Eye haz uh miss pell. Aye fergott duh uther e in bean. Poynts awn.
Pffft, everyone knows I is singular and eye is plural.
hey! limelolly…everyone knows I is singular too…wantsa go pickem-up a plural of babes????
Psst: bratty: El Squared are a gurl. A singulur babby.
I pick up babbys..and kitties…and everything under 60 pounds. Because, frankly, I am a short weakling.
Aye dunt wint 2 bee pard uf diss poynted debat.
Debat, what Hervé Villechaize says when he sees Bruce Wayne.
More dubious furniture on craigslist: an oak tably and 5 chaires and a chair and a half.
Looks like someone posted that on a lark to see if they could make it here. If so, congratulations!