YSaC, Vol. 1699: You’re No Rock And Roll Fun
Singer Looking for Band
Looking for Gitarist ,Bassist,Keyboardist and Drumer Preferably a girl Audisions require Musistions to Bring own Insterments
Look forward to Your Responces
Why do I get the feeling that this singer’s spelling is so poor you’d actually be able to tell just from listening to her? And of course, if you read this ad literally, she’s looking for ONE PERSON to play Gitar, Bass, Keyboard and Drum. Preferably a girl. Or possibly Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins.”
Thanks for the post, Wolf!
I’m a girl, and I could probably play drums, but I prefer to be called a Purcusstionist. Emphasis on the cuss.
And while I’m up early, might as well sweep out the box. Dave, Ferrets, One, M2N2, thanks for the funny. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Very Kinky Girls!
Sparky is looking for a one-(wo)man band.
Dear Sparky, I think your fingers have a speak impediment…
Let’s hope Sparky isn’t hoping to be the lyricist.
Sparky needs to call Keith Richards….he mumbles in much the same way as Sparky spells…plus he’s really a girl!!!! (bet you didn’t know that)
P.S. “Preferably a girl” is my favorite Eurythmics tribute band…..Sweet Dreams indeed….would I lie to you????
No fair. Preferably a Girl was going to be my Everything but the Girl cover band.
Go ahead, Dave….I’ll use “Your Responces” instead…..
Audisions is the name of my Audio Slave cover band.
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
One of my passengers last week was saying that Cinco de Mayo was on the first of May.
He was planning on partying.
I think he started early.
I don’t think he was a musistion.
I’ve seen drunk posting.
I’ve heard drunk talking.
And, I’ve witnessed drunk dancing. *shudders*
This is the first time I’ve seen drunk spelling.
Rock-n-roll wannabe chick, yer doin’ it right.
..and for some reason, I’m hearing Foster Brooks…
I don’t think he’d make a good vocalist.
Especially for a she.
Daer Singler:,.
I beleive I fit the bil you wanna to fill. Haveing not scene a gitar befour, Im shure I can ad it to my repatore as a one-man band. Just so long ass it doesn’t reckwire my fingers, that work the symbols, valves on my trum pet, trombone slide, or acordian kesy, my mouth; that works the har monica, trum pet, trombone, my nees that swing he dtrumstics, or my elbows what control the tooba when’s I fart, ill be ok learning the gitar. Can eye does it wit my tows?
I no yer lookin fer a gurl, but pleze at leest bives me a audision, k? I shure youl be impersed wit wot eye kan do.
Since ear,
Chucky Two Tows
Chucky gone play Django Reinhardt stile, ‘ceptin’ wid his tows.
I can has bass?
Would you like that breaded and deep fried or blackened?
Here. I caught you a tasty bass.
All your bass is belong to us.
Bronze by gold heard the Sparky… I’m sorry, I’ve been reading Ulysses, and I can’t post anything without directly or indirectly alluding to it… Bare with me here.
I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, but it seems like this person is spelling the words as they sound… Although I’ve never heard inSTERment has anyone heard it pronounced like that?
The ineluctable modality of the Craigslistable Signature of all things I am here to read…
Everybody knows the devil doesn’t need any more advocates and now you want to play one on YSac?
Well, you are just going to have to audision like everybody else.
First there was Corey, and lo, he brought great amusement to the commentariat of YSaC, wholly inadvertently. Second, came there Matt, he who could not get the joke, and engendered howls of derisive laughter. Now, behold James who seeks to validate Sparkies as harbingers of ineluctable modality. Say WHAT???
Oh geez! So now we have to dodge dropped matts, coreys, and james’? This place is getting crowded.
Yes.
Me too…..(urp!….’scuse me….)
Musistions! I have those! Do you want my dual purpose sousaphone-trebuchet or my alphorn-jousting lance?