YSaC, Vol. 1700: And the Rory goes to…
$710 / 2br – Nice Quiet Neighborhood – pass through the following day
2BR / 2Ba duplex
cats are OK – purrr dogs are OK – wooof
Northside 2 Bedroom 2 Story Duplex,
Spacious Kitchen, Hardwood Floors,
Near Transportation! $710twenty-four hours on it to this sauce with salt and pour the cauliflowers till it all down some boiling fat, and of water; and, half-an-hour in salted water whenever it out, and cook some slices of the slices of minced veal; cook gently in Belgium. Add then some ground rice in the great care that
I don’t usually cook slices of slices of minced veal in Belgium. I prefer to cook them in a nice bubbling pot of Guinea-Bissau. Although once you’ve taken the veal, minced it, sliced that, and then sliced THAT, you’re essentially dealing with individual veal molecules. (Chemical Symbol:Ve) Still, there’s nothing that says “place I want to live” like “boiling fat.”
Thanks for this oddity, Ted!
These people will make you work for your inexpensive rent. Just don’t make the mistake of substituting the Netherlands for Belgium, or the dish will really pass through the following day, if you know what I mean.
It pours the cauliflower till it all down, or it gets the boiling fat in Belgium again.
This really makes my fat boil!
The cat goes……. purrr!
The dog goes…… wooof!
The Belgium goes…… WAFFLES!
There was this one guy? He wanted to be a superzero? His friends called him The Waffler?
I think he ran for congress.
Obilgatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LicptUy9Ay4
Mmm, waffles.
A See ‘N Say apartment, cool!
To be fair, that’s a Craigslist default – it always says that if you check the “cats OK” or “dogs OK” box.
Really? If I check that both cats and dogs are ok CL interprets that as “purrr dogs are OK”? What in the Sam Hill is a purrr dog and are they really OK?
On behalf of the dogs of the world, I would just like to say that while cats might be just OK, dogs are FABULOUS. Thank you. Wooof. Now, pass the minced veal, please.
Have two slices, they’re small.
If you call the number on the For Rent sign, you get the Belgian National Tourist and Soccer Directorate…..GEEZ!!!!!….what a scam…….
AND, if you inquire about waffles, they just directorate you to someone called “Denny”……
Psst! Don’t tell anyone, but I think Dan has lost the ability to cover up important information in the posts. Any volunteers to reteach him photoshop?
Aha! A photoshop minion has rescued the Ostrimu! 8)
This looks like it maybe a recipe for a hamlet. But all of the ingredients are not shown. Cauliflower is nice for garnish but ‘shrooms are a main ingredient to any hamlet. Bedshrooms, bathshrooms, and make sure you do not add any leeks. Add some rustic potatoes, cottage cheese on the side, and maybe a green pickle fence as another garnish. As you probably know, you have to crack a lot of dawns to build a proper hamlet. Be sure to cook your hamlet thoroughly as you do not want any jello molds in your walls. Make sure you adjust your measurements for either a two eggplant or a three eggplant hamlet.
I was just watching one of those quaint cooking shows so I don’t remember all of the ingredients or how long to pound them, including the bread box.
To slice or not to slice, that is the question.
Of course it’s a nice quiet neighborhood: all the dogs and cats are in the sauce, and the neighbors are in Belgium.
I bought my date a bouquet of cauliflowers. She just slapped me. Cauliflowers suck. Maybe next time I’ll try a bouquet of flounders.
Have you thought about giving her a hyacinth bouquet?
Doesn’t she spell it Bucket?
I just dropped in to see what condition my slices of the slices was in.
Does this cauliflower make my butt look boiling fat?
Of course not, Meg….it makes it look, um, just right? (what’s the right answer here?)
The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things
of shoes and ship and sealing wax, of cauliflower and kings
of why this Belgium is boiling fat, and if purrr dogs are a thing