YSaC, Vol. 1706: Don’t fear the gazornenplat

2014 May 21




Thanks for the post, KC!

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  1. 2014 May 21
    CapnMac permalink

    Swedush Chef is such a melodious argot.

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  2. 2014 May 21

    The community-theater production of The Seventh Seal was not a success.

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  3. 2014 May 21

    Perfect for the husband and wife team who reap souls together. While driving a very practical car.

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  4. 2014 May 21
    Yancy permalink

    Kinda disappointed in what I learned when I googled this alphabet soup. So instead I’ll go with my initial reaction, which is Death has been given a pink slip and is selling his work tools.

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    • 2014 May 21
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      So THAT’S where I mis-placed them…..signed DEATH.

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  5. 2014 May 21

    Herzhie borgen miffle splort! Haffy wazzen diffle! Bork, bork, bork!

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  6. 2014 May 21
    HamCan permalink

    It appears that Sparky has a case of sickle sell anemia…

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  7. 2014 May 21
    Ralph permalink

    /Corey: Apparently, this is misspelled Swedish for what it says on the blades. I’m guessing it translates to something like “Igelfors Bruk Limited — Bankoliar Banko [brand].” The revised listing on craigslist says: “SCYTHE. IGELFOR BRUKS AKTIEBOLAG BANKOLIAR BANKO. $15.
    Only 1 Scythe still for sale. The Scythe on the left of the picture.” Maybe the Swedish Chef bought the other one? /end Corey.

    And now, it’s time to play BEAT THE REAPER………

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    • 2014 May 22
      bratty innocence permalink

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days???

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  8. 2014 May 21
    Windrose permalink

    BANKOLIAR is my The Presidents of the United States of America cover band.

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  9. 2014 May 21
    kelli permalink

    I really think the chances of this car selling are pretty grim.

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  10. 2014 May 21
    James permalink

    I’ve been meaning to write some dada poetry:

    Defono gigif birkrupe Dtologo flpol!

    ~end of poem~

    Thank you! My poetry will appear in the nightmares and will come out in book form published by either New Directions or someone else. I have a lot of choices when it comes to what is published.

    Once again, I’ve made this post all about me. It goes to show you that you never realize how self centered you are untill ypu post a comment on a blog… I’ll leave you all with that.

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  11. 2014 May 21
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Guess what’s going to happen to you if you don’t tell me how you like my Vogon poetry.

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  12. 2014 May 21
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I don’t want to writhe.
    I just want to find a rusty scythe.

    I don’t want to be too blithe.
    But I think I found a rusty scythe.

    And I don’t want to brag.
    But I just found a Aktiebolag. (That sells scythes)

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    • 2014 May 21
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      next line……

      “I don’t want a pickle…..just want to ride on my motor-scythe-cle….”

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  13. 2014 May 21

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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  14. 2014 May 22
    SilvaNoir permalink


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