YSaC, Vol. 1707: Ew.

2014 May 23
by dan

We haven’t used the “ew” tag this week, I don’t think.

free toy for adult woman

Getn rid of my adult toy aas got new one this one has never been used Save it from the trash. It goes info the trash later

Are we supposed to pity this toy? To save it from the trash out of some sort of sense of feeling sorry for it?

Because… ew.

Thanks for the ew, Jason!

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 23

    Adult toys need forever homes. Won’t you please open your heart and your home and adopt one. (Insert Sarah McLachlan song here.)

    Adores: 6
    • 2014 May 23
      SilvaNoir permalink

      In the arms of a Sparky. (keep it) Far away from here…

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 May 26
        D "Knows Where / That's Been" DM permalink


        That thing must be huge!

        Adores: 1
  2. 2014 May 23
    tigprincess permalink

    No thanks Sparkie I think I’ll just stick with my teddy bear

    Adores: 2
  3. 2014 May 23

    Don’t trash it, sent it to the island of misfit toys!

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 23
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Windy, why do you assume the toy didn’t fit?

      Adores: 5
    • 2014 May 23
      HamCan permalink

      We’re on the island of misfit toys
      Here we don’t want to stay
      We want to travel with Mrs. Santa Claus in her magic bawks

      A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys
      For millions of girls but not for boys
      When quite shirt day is here
      The most wonderful day of the week

      P.S. I did the rest of the song, but it was wildly inappropriate even for me. 🙂

      Adores: 7
      • 2014 May 23

        Wow. That sound you can hear – that’s my mind boggling.

        Adores: 1
      • 2014 May 24
        HamCan permalink

        I guess now we know why Bumbles bounce.

        Adores: 2
  4. 2014 May 23
    CapnMac permalink

    Alas, dear Horatio, what dread posy waft o’er the night?
    Aye, ’tis most non-melodious, you have that right.
    But, anon, who art this Craig and his list?
    When clearly, ’tis Ophelia’s toys so dismissed?
    O, is that so, sire?
    Then, I to the walls of besieged Harfleur,
    To seize the breech or wall it up entire,
    With a line of naughty toys, sold dear.

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 May 23
      nojazzhere permalink

      At least Sparky has progressed from trying to lure little girls with candy….he’s moved on to trying to lure big girls with “toys”. But he doesn’t specify what kind of toy. Is it it a Radio Flyer wagon? Nah!…that’s more of a boy toy….Is it a Barbie? Nah!….that’s not for “adult” women. Wait a minute!! Maybe it’s a, uh, you know…a, well,…….EWWW!!!!!!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING…uh,…what color is it???

      Adores: 6
  5. 2014 May 23
    HamCan permalink

    free toy for adult woman

    I didn’t know you chould fit a Harely in the trash…

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 25
      One Moving Violation permalink

      A Harely, yes. A Harley, not so much.
      Harely harely harely harely, Rabbits don’t need toys.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2014 May 23
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    I find this ad distasteful mostly for its sexist classification as the item in question as for “women”. I mean c’mon! Kink knows no gender.

    And as an aside – go Pennsylvania on marriage equality! It makes us slightly less Pennsyltucky!

    Adores: 5
  7. 2014 May 23
    Ralph permalink

    “…this one has never been used….” So she has just been resting her aas?

    “It goes info the trash later.” Sorry, Sparky, anything on the internet is forever. Here’s the info. Nice toy.

    Adores: 2
  8. 2014 May 23
    Meg permalink

    Free? Wow.
    I’d have expected a re-homing fee.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 May 23

    A toy ass? Sweet clothespin jeebus, Sparky, that’s all I need! As if mine wasn’t big enough already. Tits aside, got any toy long legs in there?

    Adores: 2
  10. 2014 May 26
    D "Knows Where / That's Been" DM permalink

    She’s a successful woman who’s sick of the Casual Encounters scene. He’s a happy-go-lucky guy who just lost his home. Will they find each other in time, or will he end up in the trash?

    The New York Times calls it “Not one I’d watch on a full stomach.”

    Rolling Stone says, “I laughed, I cried, and then I saw this movie.”

    This summer, love will set you…


    This film not yet rated.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2014 May 26
    limelolly permalink

    Trash needs lovin’ too. Who am I to deny that satisfaction?

    Excuse me, I need a shower now.

    Adores: 2

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