YSaC, Vol. 1708: The stuff of dreams

2014 May 26

SD sends this pithy little gem:

Lots of stuff – $23

All new stock

What do we think – is “lots” an adjective or a noun?
Is “stock” inventory or soup?
Is Sparky an idiot or a knucklehead?

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 26

    The answer to all three questions is Yes!

    Adores: 0
  2. 2014 May 26

    We’re having an emergency box evacuation drill! Jazzie, you grab the red table! C””J, find the Winterbagel! Hammy, go trhough the art work and select only the Not.A.Lions! Ready? Punchity Punch Punch!

    I love it when a plan comes together.

    Good morning, Misfits of YSaC!

    Adores: 5
  3. 2014 May 26
    Ralph permalink

    Lot is still having an estate sale? I thought the stuff would sell faster — his wife was a pillar of the community.

    Adores: 10
  4. 2014 May 26

    I will trade you things or even items.

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 May 26
      Bombdude permalink

      I only have obos left…

      Adores: 1
  5. 2014 May 26
    HamCan permalink

    Lots of snark – Free OBO
    All new mock

    Adores: 8
  6. 2014 May 26
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    “Stock” could be cattle or pigs. In which case, the “stuff” is…… well, you know.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 May 26
    One Moving Violation permalink

    All new stock

    Hey! The goats are back!
    All your bouillabaisse are belong to us.

    Adores: 2
  8. 2014 May 26
    Brer Fox permalink

    SD sends this pithy little gem:

    That’th becauthe I juthed pithed on it.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 May 26
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    This won’t work well for me. I’m looking for alot, not many lots.

    Adores: 3
  10. 2014 May 27
    CapnMac permalink

    Ah, Mercurio, the horns of the lemur doth beckon.
    Come now, fetch hither dour Iago,
    For who better to divine whether
    Animal, vegetable, or mineral;
    Adjective, adverb, noun
    Alot to be (or not to be).

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 27
      nojazzhere permalink

      Hey, honey!!!…c’mere an’ look….this guy gots lots of stuff real cheap!!! only $23…..’member that other guy to the flea market?…he had lots of stuff, too…but he wanted more….and he didn’t have any stock….maybe this is our chance to get in the stock market…like that guy, what’s his name? on the Fox channel????

      Adores: 1
  11. 2014 May 27
    Yancy permalink

    Is Sparky an idiot or a knucklehead?

    Can’t he be both?

    Adores: 1
  12. 2014 May 27
    tig princess permalink

    If it’s a gourmet restaurant then $23 for stock is a good deal. Personally I think it’s code.

    * sticks on false beard and moustache *

    ” the rats are flying in pink bikinis tonight”

    Only Sparky and I will ever know.

    * evil laugh*

    Adores: 0

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