YSaC, Vol. 206: I hope they cuff his hands in the front.
Female front desk clerk to help me win nude bet
Hello, some friends have made a fun bet with me to stay at a hotel and lock myself nude out of my room and then have to go to the front desk that way to ask for a spare key. The bet is worth $200 and I would be glad to give you $100 of it to let me come down to the desk to win the bet. It is just all good, clean fun and hopefully would be a fun/funny story for you to tell afterwards. Please respond to this ad if you would be willing to help me win the bet, get a good laugh (and split the winnings). Thanks, Gary
If I worked at a hotel, I would agree to this … and then get in touch with Gary’s friends and tell them that for $100 more, I would pretend I didn’t know who he was when he came into the lobby naked, and refuse to give Gary the key to his room, AND let them record it. Wouldn’t that be good, clean fun? I know that would be a funny story for me to tell afterwards.
All right, hands up — who else thinks there aren’t actually any “friends” involved, and Gary has concocted this friends/bet story to satisfy his own weird fantasy?
This was found in the Food/Bev/Hosp jobs section by Sara — thanks!
His friends want him to lock HIMSELF out of the room?
They’re inviting cheating.
If I were him, I’d hide a key in my rectum and just wait outside the door for a bit. Well, I probably wouldn’t, but this guy could probably handle it.
(Raises hand) – yeah, what kind of friends go through this much planning for a bet?! This kind of thing would come about when the guys are already AT the hotel (most likely drunk)!
I worked at a hotel. Several, actually. Sadly, this doesn’t surprise me. FDCs get all sorts of odd requests.
D / DM – your rectum scares me. Have you seen hotel ‘keys’ in the last decade? If you can shove a 3 1/2 inch wide card in your rectum, I have someone you should meet.
Diet Coke, ladies and gents, hurts when forcefully expelled through one’s nose.
That’s why I said I probably wouldn’t do it, but the guy who posted this ad should. Because I really have no sympathy for his ass.
This post is all shades of bizarre! If this is true then these have to be the most unimaginative group of individuals ever. Basically his friends are willing to pay him $200 hundred dollare to RENT a room in a hotel and then pretend to be locked out of his room naked? How much does he have to pay for the room because that’s going to have to cut into his profits….and then by the time he pays his would be accomplice how much money is he really getting???
I *think* he wants the clerk to be in on it so he doesn’t have to pay for the hotel room. Or so he can keep the money his friends give him for the hotel room? Allegedly, I mean, because neither scenario makes any sense, so basically this whole thing screams: creeper.
An unimaginative creeper at that, because if this is some kind of fetish, why doesn’t he just check in to a hotel for real, make sure there’s a woman at the front desk and then go for it? Why am I better at planning this than he is? Jeez.
If there isn’t some weird fantasy involved, then why does he specifically ask for a FEMALE front desk clerk? It doesn’t say anywhere that this is part of the bet….
When I worked at a hotel we had a fat, drunk, naked, Scottish guy lock himself out of his room. That was a special night.
Some guys get all the luck! Or maybe not?
Came in to say what SilvorMoon already pointed out: has to be some fetish, or what would it matter if the front desk clerk was female or not? Creeper!
I’ve worked in several hotels and motels, and I had a drunk chick try to offer me a “bj” once. You know, when someone does that stereotype of moving their hand in an up and down motion while moving their tongue in their mouth? Well, she was so liquored up that she got it wrong. Had her hand near her waist.
Oh, and if I had read this, I’d have responded and talked him into it. Only I would have called the cops on him.
Word. Front desk clerk here, enjoying the website behind the front desk. I once had a guest ask me to photocopy the face of the television remote. Honestly. The bet could be real, kids are not that smart these days….
I saw this over and over on craigslist. I wonder if I happen to live in the same area as the submitter, or if it’s spam.
Just when I thought fetishes could not get more strangely specific, along comes Naked Hotel Sparky.*
Way to lower the bar for the rest of humanity!
*There’s one action figure I have no earthly desire to see.
I would buy it, snap off a key part of Naked Hotel Sparky’s anatomy, and then mail it to Sparky/Gary in a box.
Could it be, Sparky is compensating for something?
Tiny brain, maybe?
I think it would be fun to call the police so the happen to be there when Sparky comes to the desk naked.
aww, someone from the past said this. wait, I’ve confused myself with that sentence.
I kind of thought Sparky was looking for a woman named Gary to do this. If he is, Craigslist is the way to find her.
“Hey,baby – wanna play Gary the Front Desk Clerk and Sparky the Naked Man?”
We have seen weirder things on CraigsList.
I was hoping, maybe, just maybe, that Spark’ was just picking on the last town in Indiana before you hit the Chicagoland area.
But, it also occurs that Spark’ may be banned from all hospitality venues in Illinois, and thus IN is now on the list . . .
I bet Gary thinks the clerk will be so impressed by seeing his nude body that she’ll take a key and let herself into his room after her shift.
NEWS FLASH: If you’re limp, you’ll look silly and unimpressive. If you’re not limp, AHH PERVERT RUN AWAY!!!!!
So the question remains, does the bet allow him to cup, or does he have to approach the front desk dangling? And does he have to take the elevator down or can he take the less travelled stairs? Inquiring minds don’t want to know.
It’s rare, but when you roll nude in craps, everybody wins.
For those who missed the “s” in craps, that’s the other situation where everybody loses.
I read that as, “Roll nude in caps.”
I wondered if that was like skinny dipping in alphabet soup?
Don’t you mean “ROLL NUDE IN CAPS.”?
Hmm, paper caps; black-powder percussion caps; or rifle/pistol primer caps . . .
Nope. the inquiring mind Does Not Want to Know (unless clubs for blunt-force-trauma correction of Spark’ are offered).
The Hilton lady seen his dong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Hilton staff said it’s one inch long
Oh, de doo-da day
Goin’ to run all night
Goin’ to run all day
I bet my money that Bob failed showin’ bag
Somebody bet he would stay
Oh, along came Billy with super glue, of course
Doo-da, doo-da
Some to the key hole and they double crossed,
Oh, de doo-da day
Goin’ to run all night
Goin’ to run all day
I bet my money on high bail price tag
Somebody bet on the jail stay
Why does Gary have trouble meeting women?
a. He wants to be naked when they first see him.
b. He has a lot of juvenile buddies.
c. He doesn’t mind paying for an evening with a woman.
d. All of the above.
What is Elebenty-Four, Alex?
What is Toronto?
The Lone Ranger’s side kick in Canada?
e. The misogynistic tattoo on his sagging beer belly.
Hammy, because you are such a special part of YSaC, here’s a full frontal Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Hot L Baltimore!
*Makes a squeaky toy sound*
*PECIL, PECIL, PECIL*
Planned spontaneity is silly. Especially when its hastily planned. Is it just me, or does this appear to be a transparent scheme to implicate his nakedness in a hotel room and desk clerk? Act like a professional for once. If there’s one thing questionable women don’t like, it’s waffling. Either go all in with your buddies basically paying for an evening kind of lady, or talk them down to $125 and forget about the room. Your margin increases with less overhead if you just strip in the second floor hallway. Not that hard. Sheesh, it’s like you slept through hooker acquisition/prurient bartering in Junior college.
Holy hell, is that the real Corey?! Can I have an autograph?
The “real” minty corey used a lower-case “c”.
Fake Corey.
Ah, poo.
That’s a different one; a better, non-asshat Corey.
Yeah, I like him. Can we keep him?
Have you read his blog? How could we not keep him?
He has a blog? Where have I been? Oh, right… under that rock.
Uhh. If you are gonna trek over the the portrait of a life in free fall and not snark…Then we’ll have problems SJ. Apart from that, I’ll have a slight commenter crush. But including that…Problems!