YSaC, Vol. 1714: The Aventure of the Eww Carbuncle

2014 June 9

Outsider art mocking Shannon Doherty

condition: like new

Unsigned art (a collaborative piece made by two friends of mine) circa 1990. Made from form core and paper and is in very good condition. Holes in the corners for tacking to a wall. Measures 22″ x 17″.

Text reads, “carbuncle: a painful local purulent inflammation of the skin and discharge of pus and usu. necrosis and sloughing of dead tissue”

Typically, I’m home on weekends and week days around 6pm. Take a look at the map and let me know when you want to come by.

Imma go with “Never” on that question. Seriously – is it time to mock Shannon Doherty already? I’m not done mocking Peter DeLuise yet.

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 June 9

    I had no idea it was so easy to make art that includes social commentary. Whitney Biennial 2016, here I come.

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    • 2014 June 9
      zero.nada.none. permalink


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  2. 2014 June 9
    HamCan permalink

    Sorry Sparky, I’m on the Auntkins diet and trying to limit my carbuncle intake.

    Adores: 6
  3. 2014 June 9

    *grabs pen and notebook*

    Lemmesee here…there’s Miley Cyrus, all the Kardashians, Beyonce’s sister, and now Shannon?

    I’m sorry Sparky, there’s simply no time in my schedule for any more mocking until possibly 2020.

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  4. 2014 June 9
    Windrose permalink

    Shannon D’Oherty. Fixed it.

    Adores: 8
    • 2014 June 9
      nojazzhere permalink

      (a collaborative piece made by two friends of mine)…one of them provided the materials, the other provided the weed……

      …and all great art comes with holes pre-punched in the corners for tacking to a wall….

      …”condition, like, new”….totally.

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  5. 2014 June 9

    Does anyone else think Mondays start way too early? Well, Ralph, camille, and Hammy, hold up your cards so I can punch them for you. 8) Right in front of your face, please. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Hope that doesn’t leave a mark.

    Good Morning, Sloughing Dead Tissue!

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  6. 2014 June 9
    Yancy permalink

    Dear Sparky,
    It’s great you finally grew out of your emo stage and moved out of mom’s basement. The artwork you had up may have once had value, but nobody wants it now. The emos of this day and age want artwork disparaging people like Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Kaley Cuoco. What you have to offer missed its marketability at least a decade ago.

    your modern emos.

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    • 2014 June 9
      SilvaNoir permalink

      I honestly can’t think of why anyone would want this “art project” even back in the 90s when the was still on TV.

      Adores: 1
  7. 2014 June 9
    meeshybee permalink

    Apparently Sparky is too Hipster to actually sell this… ahem, artwork. He just wants like-minded hipsters to come hang out and mock with him.

    Forever alone.

    Adores: 1
  8. 2014 June 10
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Just what I need! I’ll just use my trusty glue stick to paste Justin Beiber over Shannon, and viola! Art!

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    • 2014 June 10
      nojazzhere permalink

      And in the words of the immortal Bard…..(Alice Cooper, not Shakespeare)

      …”SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER !!!!”…..

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  9. 2014 June 10
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Who is Shannon Doherty? I’m not interested enough to google her.

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    • 2014 June 10
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Okay, googled her. The only thing I watched in her filmography and television career was Secret of NHIM. So I guess the high point in her career is doing the voice of Teresa.

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      • 2014 June 11
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        Charmed was a good show.

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        • 2014 June 11
          nojazzhere permalink

          “Cheers was a good show”…there, m2n2…fixed it for you.

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  10. 2014 June 11
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    At least DeLuise’s follow-up show had a talking dolphin.

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