YSaC, Vol. 1719: e. e. cummings sells a trailer

2014 June 20

Brand New Enclosed Cargo Hauler 32′

dump trailer hydraulic parts
life two did try!
haulmark trailer fenders

been stop who write?
32 3 car trailers for sale
must world know right read just home learn since be.

stop is can these had. used big tex dump trailers

by under most. 458, utility trailer axles suppliers so try went no! in like came.
gooseneck livestock trailers 82 268

let’s sell a trailer suddenly without thinking
under honest tags,
a Sparky
does.the brain of cleverly-crinkling
-seller pursues the angry dream
of the trailer. By midnight,
a moron
scratches the skin of the industry leading pricing options

for the post.

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 June 20

    Wow. Such write. Very nonsense. Wow.

    Adores: 12
  2. 2014 June 20


    It’s way too early for this…

    Adores: 7
  3. 2014 June 20
    meeshybee permalink

    It’s like autocorrect vomited all Sparky’s words all over the post.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2014 June 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    The down he for to was bind was and willing a.
    He this sawing fiddle it the upon stump boy tell.
    I didn’t, but fiddle and care a make with.
    You pretty boy, the due a gold soul think than.
    Boy name’s it a. I’ll bet regret the ever.

    You your play hard broke Georgia devil cards.
    You get fiddle gold you devil soul.

    Opened case said this and from as up.
    And the his it evil a demons and something.
    When finished well good, but in right let you done.

    The boys devil’s house rising in pan.
    Dough your no.

    The his he he’d he golden the Johnny’s
    Said come if want again told you a, the ever.

    He on run the the the chicken bread.
    They’re dough your no.

    Okay, so I seem to have started stuttering on that last bit, but that was every third word.
    It looks like Sparky did something like that.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 June 20
      One Moving Violation permalink

      dump trailer hydraulic parts
      life two did try!
      haulmark trailer fenders

      [If you’ve] been [to Arizona,] stop [whining about] who [you should] write [about, okay]?
      32 [paragraphs with] 3 [sentences about] car [hitches for] trailers [made just] for [your big] sale
      [You] must [understand, the] world [does not] know [what is] right. [You must] read [out loud] just [once from] home. [You must] learn [from experience] since [it’s to] be [done].

      [Don’t] stop [thinking this] is [over. We] can [never overestimate] these [cars we] had. [If we] used [axles from] big [mobile homes,] tex [would not] dump [on our] trailers [anymore.]

      [So,] by [now you’re] under [funded by] most [standards]. [With] 458 [tires, our] utility [hitches and] trailer [frames and] axles[, our biggest] suppliers [totally suck] so [when they] try [towing and] went [psycho, say] no! [Then maybe] in [2036 they’ll] like [how it] came [about].
      [Our] gooseneck[, chicken flavored] livestock [raised in] trailers [have grown] 82 [pounds heavier,] 268 [weeks longer,]
      166 [cats agree],

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 June 20
        One Moving Violation permalink

        Well, that didn’t go so well.

        Adores: 1
  5. 2014 June 20
    Yancy permalink

    This is what happens when a Boggle addict writes marketing material.

    Adores: 1
  6. 2014 June 20

    parts life

    I think he’s quoting Shakespeare!

    Parting is such sweet sorry, flights of angles dump hydraulics!

    Much Ado About Sparky, Act III, scene 82 268 166,

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 June 20
      CapnMac permalink

      T’were I musing upon this imposed-ed
      Would more like Shookpear supposed-ed
      Be, ere the unknown bard not a spambot be.

      Adores: 3
  7. 2014 June 20
    HamCan permalink

    Well, now we know what Yoda is doing after that he “retired” from being a Jedi master…

    “Trailer you need, buy you must.”

    Adores: 5
  8. 2014 June 20
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Life two did try!
    but fail!
    On life 3 now
    if fail again
    game over.

    Adores: 3
  9. 2014 June 20
    CapnMac permalink

    These ads are specifically why I do not spend much time going through the For Sale area on CL. This business of the title listing [specific thing] for [price] only to read the ad body text to find that [many things] are for ‘sell’ at [vague or random prices].

    If I’m buying a two-axle trailer, I want to know specifics about a single given trailer. Like if it was previously owned/impounded/stolen/repo-ed or the like. Whether it’s been in a flood or fire or such; whether one (or more) insurance companies have it listed as “totaled” or not. Y’know, those minor details about buying things requiring state registration before operation on public roads.

    But, maybe, that’s just me.



    Adores: 2
  10. 2014 June 20
    Ralph permalink

    …pity poor flesh

    and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
    fine specimen of hypermagical

    ultraomnipotence. We doctors know

    a hopeless case if — listen: there’s a hell
    of a good craigslist ad next door; let’s go

    Adores: 2
  11. 2014 June 20
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    On the upside, Sherlock now has incontrovertible evidence that Moriarty indeed faked his own death, along with precise details regarding where he is hiding out.

    Adores: 6
  12. 2014 June 21
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Sparky went a-listin’, life two did try, uh huh
    Sparky went a-listin’, life two did try,
    By under most, been stop who write?
    Uh huh

    Adores: 1
  13. 2014 June 22

    C””J, Brer, and One, You put the FUN in Disfunctional! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Time of Day, All the Usual Suspects!

    Adores: 0

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