YSaC, Vol. 1737: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

2014 August 1
by dan


My carpet is rippling. Need a skilled carpeter
to smooth out my wall-carpet for Caricature Party

I will perform my service for carpet repair.

If you or your loved one needs a
party entertainment idea? Consider me
to entertain your guests at the next
luau or local party. Been doing this for over
30 years.

You know who was awesome? Abraham Lincoln.
You know who else was awesome? Batman.
So what could be more awesome than Bat-Lincoln! Just shine the signal of a stovepipe hat on the sky, and Bat-Lincoln will swoop in and, er, I don’t know – free the slaves or something. But awesome!

Thanks for the post, Lisa!

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 August 1
    CapnMac permalink

    “Ab’ram Lincoln Penguin, Joker, Riddler, ry al Killer”?

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  2. 2014 August 1

    Another Jefferson Davis as King Tut? This is the worst party ever.

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  3. 2014 August 1

    I am in fact pleased to read this blog posts which
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    I finally found a good use for spam! 8)

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 August 1
      Brer Fox permalink

      Bubba: original spam, jalapeno spam, spam light, pepper spam, bacon spam…

      Adores: 2
  4. 2014 August 1
    One Moving Violation permalink

    My carpet is rippling.

    You should see a doctor about that. And soon.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2014 August 1
    meeshybee permalink

    “Wall-carpet” is code for “padded cell”.

    Adores: 8
  6. 2014 August 1
    HamCan permalink

    smooth out my wall-carpet

    Sparky, I too prefer my “wall carpet” brazillian.

    Adores: 3
  7. 2014 August 1

    Dear Sparky

    Thank you for your generous offer. Sadly, we do not live in a barter economy. We have bills to pay.

    Nice try, though.

    Adores: 1
  8. 2014 August 1
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    So my luau has to be a distance event? Damn.

    And let’s not give Oliver Stone ideas… next thing you know, he’ll team up with Zack Snyder for a re-imagining of Lincoln in which John Wilkes Booth was actually The Joker, Ann Rutledge as Catwoman (she didn’t really die of typhoid, that was a cover), Stephen A. Douglas as The Riddler, and Dred Scott as Robin.

    Actually, on second thought, I’d watch the hell out of that movie. Carry on.

    Adores: 3
  9. 2014 August 1
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    I’ve heard the Bat-Lincoln bedroom-cave has ceiling-to-ceiling wall-carpet. Helps to muffle the noise of all those wild caricature parties.

    Adores: 2
  10. 2014 August 1
    James permalink

    Time to put this one in the bag… Carpet bag… bagger… My comment is a bunch of bull moose…

    This is a gerrymander… reminder…. that my above comment is not very clever.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2014 August 1
    Ralph permalink

    If Sparky’s carpet is rippling I assume it is infested with Carpet Pythons. A carpeter won’t help, but a wagondick might, if he can find the right rhythm to charm them.

    I have no idea whether this will be enough for a caricature party, since I’ve never been to one, or what this has to do with Lincbat. Wasn’t he in the Demoblican Party?

    I assume Sparky is trying to barter because he lost his money. I saw some fish tossing around what may have been his wallet yesterday; it’s the first time I’ve seen carp-to-carp walleting.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 August 1
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Really. Has anybody ever voted for a candidate in the Caricature Party?

      Adores: 1
  12. 2014 August 2
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    And I quote:

    Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Be anything you want, unless you can Bat Lincoln. Then always be Bat Lincoln.

    Adores: 0

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