And now, it’s time to play the exciting new game show, “Boat or Grill?”
boat or….. grill NEW in box – $25 (ne metro)
Um. That’s a grill.
Not really all that exciting a game show, now that you mention it.
And if you think that’s bad, wait till you try the home game.
Thanks for playing, sd!
Wow, Spark’ fell pver before I could . . .
And its maiden name was Metro?
Something tells me that “Kegyayque” was a regular keg not too long before Sparky posted this.
$1!
Boat! Boat Boat! Boat!
When I was shopping on Craigslist,
I asked ol’ Sparky
Which will it be?
Is it it a boat, or
Is it a grill?
Here’s what he said to me.
Que será, será.
Whatever will be, will be
The plain fact’s not ours to see.
Que será, será.
$25, please.
Is there a *checks notes* nojazzhere here? I have a Punchity Punch Punch for you! No, don’t thank me. Just stop bleeding on the carpet, please.
Good Morning, Captain Boator-Grill!
We all need….
someone, we can bleed on….
and if you try sometime
you just might find
(you just might find)
you get what you bleed……etc.
No thank you, Windy
Row, row, row your grill
Gently through the park,
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a spark
y.
We are the Sparks who say, “Ne”
We shall say “Ne” to you… if you do not appease us.
Well what is it you want?
We want…..a BOAT or GRILL !!!!
Hammy….is that from Monty Pylon and the Holy Grill?
Don’t they use the Holy Kegger-ade of Sparksalot in that one?
Yes NJ, it came right before Lifeboat of Brian.
I’M ON A BOAT!
No, no you’re not Sparky.
YES I AM, THIS IS MY REALITY AND IF I SAY I’M ON A BOAT, THEN DAMMIT, I’M ON A BOAT!
Okay, if you say so, you may want to consider going ashore in a minute.
*tosses match onto boat grill*
OUCH. OUCH. OUCH!!
Told you.
Replay value is disappointingly low on that home version.
I think “KegyayQue” might be a foreign translation for Kayak. Also on he box, it says “Propane Grill”. According to the box, it is a model. You need to put it together. If you follow the directions for the KegyayQue, you get a boat. If you follow the directions for Propane Grill, you get a Grill. Sparky just wanted the glue. So if you get this, you’ll have to go down to your local hobby store and get a new tube.
See? Everything can make sense if…Brraaaiiiinnnnnssss!
If it’s a he box, does that make it a hermaphrodite? Hope LL saves me a seat in that hand basket.
Bummer, I missed the “t” on my proofread. I usually have problems with my “o” key.
Yes, folks. You can build your own ark, and barbecue the animals you save!
Gotta go, the handbasket has a reserved seat for me.
Peter Griffin: Ooh, we’ll take the box. The box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we wanted one of those.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought of that scene.
The last time I tried to grill, it was supposed to be on a three hour tour.
We had an office pool on whether it would be a boat or a grill. I won that part, but I was a week off on the delivery date.
Row, row, row your grill
gently down the stream
Barely, barely, barely, barely,
Propane burns so clean.
On seventeen hundred and fifty one
I bought a grill ’cause I had none.
I invited the neighbors to have some fun.
They boated me off the island.
On seventeen hundred and forty nine.
I got a motor that worked just fine.
The motor and grill they did combine.
Then boated me off the island.
On seventeen hundred and forty six
My motor home I could not fix.
My neighbors laughed, that bunch of hicks.
They boated me off the island.
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