YSaC, Vol. 1762: Fifteen miles on the Sparky canal
Are you named Sal? Then we’ve got a snake for you!
Snake for sall.!!!
Hello I am selling my boa because I’m wanting to add more room for my ball python collection my snake is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a 7ft male “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ” and Very Nice he has never struck or hissed at me or anyone else he was a class pet to show how gentle and nice he is.!!! Can come with a 75g or 30g tank. You can reach by texting ###-###-####
“With offers or trades ”
He eats every two weeks, like, a camp! A whole camp! Not just the kids, but the cabins, the canoes, and even those stupid plastic braided lanyard things! Sadly, he does not appear to eat extraneous quotation marks.
Thanks for the post, Julie!
* breeding snakes*
With apologies to Benny Hill.
That’s is “one of the worst extraneous uses” of quotation marks I’ve seen! Kudos!?
Hello I am selling my quotation mark because I’m wanting to add more room for my exclamation-point collection my quotation mark is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a Times Roman “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ”
Snake for “sall”.!!!
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Hello I am “selling” my boa because I’m wanting to “add” more room for my”ball” python
collection my “snake” is in very “good” health and eat every two weeks like a “camp”.!!!! He is
a 7ft “male” “he is a proven “breeder” that’s is one of his “hatchlings”” and Very “Nice” he has never “struck” or “hissed” at me or anyone else he was a “class” pet to show how “gentle” and “nice” he is.!!! “!!!” can “come” with a 75g or 30g tank. You can “reach” by “texting” ###-###-####
“with offers or trades”
there…”fixed” it for you.
Sorry, Sparky, I don’t have any extra weeks available, edible or not.
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
Looks very dangerous.
You go first.
Be glad it wasn’t Snakes On A Plane. SLJ can only be in two places at once.
Ok, let’s take a picture of him on my bed with one of his kids.
Ok, now let’s take a picture of him on your bed.
Ooh, Sexy. Let me take another.
OK!!! so where did his kid go??? I don’t want to think about it…..
OH!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!!! (or the reptility…whatever)
This one time, at snake camp…
I don’t understand why any guy would need more than his original snake. I mean as long as it’s healthy and you let it out once in a while to get exercise…
Okay, go ahead and say it.
Corner
that is is
that’s is is
that is is is
that’s is is is
that is is is is
that’s’s’s’s a snake.
…..eat every two weeks…..like a horse?…..yes,….I’d like a horse…..
So, is the snake icky?
That’s what she said!”
I remember reading Blueberries For Sal in elementary school. This was a horrible sequel.
That’s is Very Nice, but he’s not a proven breeder unless he can come with a lady snake.
I think the “g” in “75g” or “30g” stands for “gal snakes” when they’re “tanked”.
With my feelings toward snakes, a 1 gal tanked is more than enough.
A 30 gallon tank is way too small for a 7 foot snake, and a 75 gallon tank is marginal. However, since this snake apparently spends all his time in bed breeding, I assume the tanks are for warfare.
Maybe he grew up in one, in which case they’re tanks for the memories.
Somebody get these mother buffing snakes off my mother buffing keybaord!
C””J, Ducky, outta the pool! Hope no one mistakes you for prunes. Punchity Punch Punch!
A day late and a snake short.
Good Morning, Herpetoligists!
Better Call Sall!
It’s on the bed!?!?!?!?! EWWWWWW!!!!
(Yes, this requires all the exclamation points. I get exclaim-y when I get squick-y)
*shiver*
That is all.