YSaC, Vol. 1761: It Hertz So Good

2014 September 26

Last week was Mackenzie week, but this week it’s SD week. Thanks to SD for supplying all three of this week’s posts! Sadly, Mackenzie crashed the backhoe, but you’re welcome to come pet the official YSaC sea urchin, “Pointy.”

[Zip Code] – $150

i am selling this Samsung Galaxy note 2 with charger unlocked pain is missing scream scratch

Pain is missing? I think we know who can help with that! (The screaming will probably also be covered.)

Also, it’s worth noting that the entire title of this post was the zip code where the phone was offered for sale. No mention, for example, of the actual type of item being sold.

Thanks for the week, SD!

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 September 26

    Wow! I hit the trifecta! ‘scuse me — gonna go buy a lottery ticket. 🙂

    Adores: 2
  2. 2014 September 26

    I broke my cell phone, so I will now write goth poetry as an elegy for it. The title will be just the ZIP code to show the futility of all of the details of life.

    Adores: 4
  3. 2014 September 26
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Was this in the SMBD section? Methinks sparky is looking for a dominatrix.

    Adores: 2
  4. 2014 September 26
    camille permalink

    Silly Sparky. No one’s going to pay $150 for a zip code. The Post Office will give you one for free.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 September 26
      bratty innocence permalink

      But you’ll have to share that zip code with a LOT of people……that’s a BIGGGGGG “Friends List!!!”……

      “Scream Scratch” is my “House of Pain” tribute band…..want to hear a sample?…..AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      You’re welcome….

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 September 26
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        I now have the temptation to resample every hip-hop song that uses a needle scratch and replace it with a Wilhelm scream.

        Adores: 3
  5. 2014 September 26

    No, no, pain is not missing. Go ahead, touch that screen anywhere.

    *waits until hearing the inevitable*

    See? Told you so.

    Adores: 7
  6. 2014 September 26
    meeshybee permalink

    Sparky: “Too bad this pain is missing the scream scratch. Hmm. Duct tape fixes everything! But all I have left is this cling wrap from my sammich. Oh well, guess it’ll have to do. While I’m at it, I’ll just sell this entire zip code. I’m sure the city won’t mind.”

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 September 26

    I’m just gonna go ahead and make a wild guess that for this price that zip code is not 90210.

    Adores: 5
  8. 2014 September 26
    James permalink

    Hwæt! (I say that to get everyone’s attention):

    Judging by the phone’s condition Sparky must have not liked Words With Friends! Ok admittedly, that was a lame joke on my part.

    Adores: 2
  9. 2014 September 26
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Missing Scream is the name of my folk AC/DC cover band.

    Adores: 1
  10. 2014 September 26
    Windrose permalink

    I think I saw that movie, Galaxy Quest!

    Adores: 0
  11. 2014 September 26
    Windrose permalink

    kelli, dave, ferrets, pack up your things, you’re outta the box. punchity punch punch!

    don’t want anyone to say we have capital punishment here.

    good morning, lower cases.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2014 September 26
    kelli permalink

    If the pain is missing, I am willing to let them have mine.

    Adores: 4
  13. 2014 September 26
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Recursive Reflectoporn is my New Pornographers cover band.

    Adores: 1
  14. 2014 September 26
    CapnMac permalink

    Since pain is bread in French, I tried to find a pun in rayures de l’écran buy I could not leaven any levity there, c’est un code postal vide, I fear.

    Adores: 2
  15. 2014 September 26
    Ralph permalink

    Pain is missing? Can you fear me now?

    Adores: 2
  16. 2014 September 26
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I liked the Originals, The Galaxy IV – Cell Wars, Galaxy V – Contracts Strike Back, and Galaxy VI – Return of Customer Service. It’s too bad they refurbished those because now the Apps look fake. The Samsung Galaxy model 1 – The Phantom Minutes was the precursor to this item, Samsung Galaxy 2 – Attack of the Phones. Of course you well know the Galaxy 3 was What’s Up With This?
    Anyway, to put it in a nutcase, Motorola was LG’s father, but was AT&T before he turned to the dark side and a whole bunch of flip phones were used as cannon fodder…And those two droids? They never died!

    Adores: 7
  17. 2014 September 27
    tigprincess permalink

    I have the pain with my phone provider, may i swap it for your Zip Code?

    Adores: 1
  18. 2014 September 27
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Samsung blues, selling it on craigslist.
    Samsung blues, scream is scratched, he is pissed.
    A missing pain, unlocked again.
    And a charger to boot.
    He’s so insane, it hurts my brain.
    That’s way too much loot.

    Samsung blues, Sparky wants to insist.
    Samsung blues, an offer you can’t resist.
    A Galaxy, a two not three.
    And in plastic it’s wrapped.
    It’s T-Mobile, can’t you see there is a fee.
    It will have you trapped.

    I thin I’m losing my mine, Quicksdraw.

    Adores: 1

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