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YSaC, Vol. 1760: Magic Bust

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kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer – $250


They r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she’s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks

So you’re selling your girlfriend’s mom? Is that legal? Also, I’m not sure sawing a washer is really good for it. Or is this some sort of magic trick? Wait, I think I’ve seen that one: You push the washer/dryer together, put your girlfriend’s mom in so she’s sticking out of both sides, and then saw it in half. Yeah, that was pretty good. Not as good as making the Statue of Liberty disappear while it was inside a refrigerator, but waay better than escaping from the dishwasher while handcuffed.

Thanks for the magic, sd!

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18 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1760: Magic Bust”

  1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    Someone’s been reading too much ee cummings.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      …either that or Schultzy and bob cummings…..

  2. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    Sparky’s girlfriend’s mom’s house is small on top, much bigger on the first floor, and small again in the basement. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      Rather than a mouse hunt, you’re looking at Anne Elk hunt.

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        brackets miss brackets

      2. Anne [Miss] Elke Avatar
        Anne [Miss] Elke

        [koff[Ahem[koff,koff]

  3. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar
    C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J

    William Shatner sells a washer/dryer set…

    …or a girlfriend

    …or a girlfriend’s mom

    …or girlfriend’s mom got got

    And all because the house is small.

  4. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Good thing all of those ones are spelled with lower case letters so I don’t have to deny anything.

  5. James Avatar
    James

    No no you guys you’re missing the point the poster has to sell his girlfriend & mother BECAUSE she (?) IS More Room(MR). She(?) is spatiality itself, She (?) is forever MR: as always, if and, because. To sidetrack a little bit; I have discovered that I am invulnerable to both Cause and Effect AND all ethical and moral dilemmas!

    So how was everybodys weekends… That was several days ago?

    1. CapnMac Avatar
      CapnMac

      I put your proposed formula,

      f(x) = D(1) + W(1)
      lim 0 ⌠ S + GF + Gf(M)
      lim ∞ ⌡ house

      to the catulator, but ran out of treats, salmon and otherwise, which renders the thing as insolvable as Foucault’s 3rd Theory of kibbles.

  6. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    I wanna be matched with an elite! I think I’d rather be matched with an elite dryer, though.

  7. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    What did a top on in the bottom one saw?

    a) Black and white and red all over

    b) The higher the fewer

    c) girl Friends mom

    d) (Llama) nun of the above

  8. camille Avatar
    camille

    Girlfriend’s mom is small on top,
    E-I-E-I-O.
    The bottom ones are up for grabs,
    E-I-E-I-O.

  9. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Hammy, Walkies! Good doggie! Punchity Punch Punch!

    I’ll have to remember that one.

    Good Afternoon, Lauderators!

  10. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    I will not make the gay sex joke. I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Which gay sex joke is that, kelli?

      1. HamCan Avatar
        HamCan

        I wonder if the tranny is good in that washer?

        1. bratty innocence Avatar
          bratty innocence

          Hammy….wouldn’t that depend on how badly soiled the tranny is?

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