YSaC, Vol. 1760: Magic Bust
2014 September 24
kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer – $250
They r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she’s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks
So you’re selling your girlfriend’s mom? Is that legal? Also, I’m not sure sawing a washer is really good for it. Or is this some sort of magic trick? Wait, I think I’ve seen that one: You push the washer/dryer together, put your girlfriend’s mom in so she’s sticking out of both sides, and then saw it in half. Yeah, that was pretty good. Not as good as making the Statue of Liberty disappear while it was inside a refrigerator, but waay better than escaping from the dishwasher while handcuffed.
Thanks for the magic, sd!
Someone’s been reading too much ee cummings.
…either that or Schultzy and bob cummings…..
Sparky’s girlfriend’s mom’s house is small on top, much bigger on the first floor, and small again in the basement. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
Rather than a mouse hunt, you’re looking at Anne Elk hunt.
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William Shatner sells a washer/dryer set…
…or a girlfriend
…or a girlfriend’s mom
…or girlfriend’s mom got got
And all because the house is small.
Good thing all of those ones are spelled with lower case letters so I don’t have to deny anything.
No no you guys you’re missing the point the poster has to sell his girlfriend & mother BECAUSE she (?) IS More Room(MR). She(?) is spatiality itself, She (?) is forever MR: as always, if and, because. To sidetrack a little bit; I have discovered that I am invulnerable to both Cause and Effect AND all ethical and moral dilemmas!
So how was everybodys weekends… That was several days ago?
I put your proposed formula,
f(x) = D(1) + W(1)
lim 0 ⌠ S + GF + Gf(M)
lim ∞ ⌡ house
to the catulator, but ran out of treats, salmon and otherwise, which renders the thing as insolvable as Foucault’s 3rd Theory of kibbles.
I wanna be matched with an elite! I think I’d rather be matched with an elite dryer, though.
What did a top on in the bottom one saw?
a) Black and white and red all over
b) The higher the fewer
c) girl Friends mom
d) (Llama) nun of the above
Girlfriend’s mom is small on top,
E-I-E-I-O.
The bottom ones are up for grabs,
E-I-E-I-O.
Hammy, Walkies! Good doggie! Punchity Punch Punch!
I’ll have to remember that one.
Good Afternoon, Lauderators!
I will not make the gay sex joke. I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.I will not make the gay sex joke.
Which gay sex joke is that, kelli?
I wonder if the tranny is good in that washer?
Hammy….wouldn’t that depend on how badly soiled the tranny is?