YSaC, Vol. 1776: Cool, Cool… um?

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In honor of post number 1776, let’s pay tribute to America with this gem, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the Declaration of Independence in any way.

cooler – $10 – $1500



thermos cooler metal body at outside

Yep. Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

(Thanks for the post, JH!)

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16 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1776: Cool, Cool… um?”

  1. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Man, the Thermos™ company can make vacuum-body containers in any shape now-a-days.

  2. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    My esp suggests that there is a soon-to-be wasband is about to have a very bad day . . .

  3. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar

    Sparky tries to sell his self-propelled cooler at a time of hyperinflation. There’s a dystopian comedy in there somewhere, but I need more coffee to figure out the rest.

  4. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    That cooler is called light blew.

  5. meeshybee Avatar
    meeshybee

    Sparky just really likes halloween. Even puts his thermos in a costume. Really went all out, too.

  6. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    Does the level of how much cooler I get depend on how much I pay you?

  7. Keeps Cold D Cold and Hot D Hot Avatar
    Keeps Cold D Cold and Hot D Hot

    One truck of coffee, then I’ll go
    Just thought I’d post an ad to let you know
    That I’m selling you this cooler
    For 10-1500 doolers
    One truck of coffee, then I’ll go

  8. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    Hey, that’s the same shape as my bee hive!

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Imagine Sparkie’s embarrassment when sees the picture he posted with his ad to sell his truck…

      Truck or treat, indeed.

  9. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Is it really cooler? I’ll bet you $10 – $1500 it’s not cooler than this.

    1. Supreme Ruler Avatar
      Supreme Ruler

      Cool, cooler, coolest! If it wasn’t for my hatred of Dodge products I’d lust for that.

  10. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    [mostly off topic] There is a flyer in the shanty where I work for a raffle for 1½ cords of wood. Apparently this town is raising money for a $2 pavillion and museum.[/mostly off topic]

    So,
    How much is that cooler in the picture?
    The one with the metal outside.
    How much is that cooler in the picture?
    I think I’ll use it for my ride.

  11. Ninja Chow Avatar
    Ninja Chow

    Pretty sure that the cooler is dressed in his Halloween costume. Maybe that’s what the price range is, $10 sans costume $1500 in “full metal body at outside” costume.
    Or maybe the cooler is a Transformer.

  12. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    It would be even cooler if Sparky were also selling the inside of the thermos truck along with the full metal jacket, but at that price (or those prices), I’m guessing the glass is shattered.

  13. Keeps Cold D Cold and Hot D Hot Avatar
    Keeps Cold D Cold and Hot D Hot

    Well, you’re in luck, as [corey.truck] that’s clearly a Chevy. [/corey.truck]

  14. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    O/T
    Well, I pushed a deer down onto the road last night, so I got a 3 day suspension. Which is Okay, because I would have only been able to work on one of those days anyway. Usually the only days off I get is when I don’t have any hours to work.

    Yes, the deer is fine. She trotted out onto the road, I hit her about 4 mph, she got back up and trotted off the road. I think she flipped me off though. I only found 1 doe hair on the grill. (of the vehicle, not the BBQ)

    So, I should have time to comment on today’s post after I take a pee test and finish filling out 2 accident reports. Ugh! I hate paperwork.

    (spam, spam, spam)

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