YSaC, Vol. 1777: He’s not husky, he’s big boned.

2014 November 3

Large Dog Crate

Large doge crate, as new. $100.00 or best offer

Bought this a few months ago and it has never been used.

Fits a fully grown husky

So… this is a dog crate, right? And to use it, you put a dog into it, right? That’s how you use a dog crate, last time I checked. And this one has never been used – as in, no one has ever put a dog into it. Like that dog there. In the crate. Using the crate, as it were.

Sigh. So Craiglist. Much suck. Wow.

Thanks for the post, Michael!

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 November 3

    Wait until you see the photos for “For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.”

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 November 3
    CapnMac permalink

    Ah, sse, it’s never used by a “full grown husky.” Pay no attention to the Labrador retriever . . .

    Adores: 2
  3. 2014 November 3
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    So crate! Much new! Used never! Doge is model now. Very international. Much handsome.

    Adores: 8
  4. 2014 November 3

    Since coming to live with me, my crazy dog has taken to randomly ruining CL postings…

    ….case in point…

    (tits aside, this dog is a near doppleganger for my feral rescue)

    Adores: 4
  5. 2014 November 3
    Ralph permalink

    That’s a Siberian Husky. It won’t fit an American Husky.

    Adores: 3
  6. 2014 November 3
    Edmund permalink

    Buy crate, get animatronic husky free!

    Adores: 3
  7. 2014 November 3

    That’s just a picture of a dog in the crate. Three different pictures of the same dog in the same crate. Because with the picture in there, it’s too heavy to turn the crate. Sigh. This just ain’t gonna work, Sparky.

    Adores: 2
  8. 2014 November 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Bought this a few months ago and it has never been used…

    as a doggie potty.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 November 3
    HamCan permalink

    Fits a fully grown husky

    Darn, I’m more Big and Tall…

    Adores: 6
  10. 2014 November 3
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    It’s a good thing Sparky provided pic #3. I’d forgotten what pic #1 looked like.

    Adores: 7
  11. 2014 November 3
    Ninja Chow permalink

    Tell you what Sparky, I’ll take the not-really-a-husky-dog off your hands so you can take new pictures to convince craig’s listers that this crate has never been used for dogs or doges. No, don’t worry about paying me, I’ll take him for free. You’re welcome. 🙂
    [aside] I doubt the ninja would fit in the crate even if she would be willing to go in. She’s what I like to refer to as “big boned” or “festively plump” or a little “husky”. [aside]

    Adores: 2
  12. 2014 November 3
    capnmac permalink

    Now, in some fairness, there were a number of people wanted to put Venetian leaders in crates, lithe or husky.

    But, Spark’ I’m pretty sure there are laws about boxing up Italianate potentates, so the permits and excises are going to run you more than a c-note.

    Oh, and Spark’, that ain’t no Dalmatian.

    Adores: 1
  13. 2014 November 3
    D never be|en used DM permalink

    Large doge crate, as new.

    Oh, is this some kind of performance art thing? I love it! Let’s see how else we can interpret it.

    Large dog, as absent.

    Compelling, if unconvincing.

    Lawnmower, as recently used.


    Sparky, as successful Craigslister.

    C’mon, man.

    Adores: 1
  14. 2014 November 3

    *realizes what day and time it is* Uh, I know there’s something I am supposed to do today. . . what was it. . . ? Oh, that!

    kelli, M2N2, Dave, and your little ferrets too! Punchity Punch Punch!

    If only someone sold something on Craigslist that would help me remember what day it is!

    Good Evening, Doge of Venice!

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