YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal

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$$===FREE HEART EGG/PANCAKE RINGS


* 2 Piece set
* Stay cool knock down handle
* FDA approved
* Heat resistant to 500F/260C
* Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs

Just to be clear – this is a heart:

To be fair, it is not shaped like this:

However, it also not shaped like a seal, an armadillo, or the state of Michigan. In addition, of the two things in the set, there appear to be three of them.

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

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25 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal”

  1. Dave and Cat Snake Tribe Avatar

    Cat math and seal semiotics in one ad. I’m impressed.

    1. Irregular Fractal Avatar
      Irregular Fractal

      Seal Semiotics is my Modern English cover band.

      1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
        MissMommyNiceNice

        No! It’s the name of my Musicology 406 Class: Analytical Semiotic Theory of the Seal Discography.

  2. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    It’s only two objects — the giant seal has bitten off the Upper Peninsula.

    I fixed it.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      If only I could find seal, armadillo and mitten shaped COOKIE CUTTERS……if anyone comes across some please let me know. Thanks.

      I (HEART) cookies!!!!

      1. camille Avatar
        camille

        I was going to say that. How can people not recognize cookie cutters?

      2. Ninja Chow Avatar
        Ninja Chow

        You both beat me to it, and I would love that seal cookie cutter.

        1. nojazzhere Avatar
          nojazzhere

          But no baby seal cookies….that would be cruel.

      3. One Moving Violation Avatar
        One Moving Violation

        I (HEART) cookies!!!!

        I ♥ Ѡ aside.

  3. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    It’s a trap! Beware the spinosaurus!

  4. Yancy Avatar
    Yancy

    Stay cool knock down handle

    Only one item has this handle. If a person had a heart shaped like a mitten, I think their cardiologist would be set for life.

    1. Irregular Fractal Avatar
      Irregular Fractal

      Ah, Heart Like a Mitten. I listened the hell out of that Jewel album all through college. Good times.

      1. One Moving Violation Avatar
        One Moving Violation

        When I was a kid, I had inter-mittens.

  5. SilvaNoir Avatar
    SilvaNoir

    Are pancake rings the new candy necklace?

    1. Brer Fox Avatar
      Brer Fox

      Pancake rings? I don’t know about YOUR pancakes, but mine never had fingers or ears.

  6. Windrose Avatar

    I used to work in a shop in Solvang where busty Scandinavian women would juggle pancakes in an area visible through windows. The tourists would stop and stare. The men would drool, and the women would say, “Oh for heaven’s sakes, let’s get some breakfast.”

    Imagine if they had these shapes, instead of the round ball-shapes.

  7. Windrose Avatar

    C””J, out of the box! The Cap’n and noJazzy have tickets, and you know what that means. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more!

    Good Evening, Cutters!

  8. Not-a-[censored] Lion Avatar
    Not-a-[censored] Lion

    All I can say is WTF. You should have used the wtf tag.

  9. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    All the hearts I drew in grammar school were lopsided. Not quite as lopsided as the mitten cookie cutter, the thumb would be a bit more swollen. Like when I accidentally slammed my thumb in the lid of my coffin. ♥

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      AAAAHHHH! *sob*

      *casts eyes toward Windrose*

      Mama Windy!

      *tries to pour premium bird seed in cup holder through tear soaked eyes*

      Oh no, not again.

      I feel like a bowl of petunias.

      1. nojazzhere Avatar
        nojazzhere

        Well, OMV, if you feel like a bowl of petunias, go ahead and EAT a bowl of petunias….nobody’s stopping you, for crissake!!!!!

      2. Windrose Avatar

        There, there, One. It’s all better. Mmmm, this is good seed!

  10. Grumpy Grammy Avatar
    Grumpy Grammy

    I have often said and I must say yet again “the only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits”. Mistaking a mitt for a heart shape, mistaking cookie cutters for egg/pancake rings once again proves the genius of my statement.

    Of course, the stupidity of it is that I keep on saying it, hoping that some of the stupid might read it and think “Oh, this applies to me. I should shut up now.” Yeh, right 🙁

  11. Al Tou Familjer Avatar
    Al Tou Familjer

    The ad poster could be my mother-in-law, who once bought “Christmas cookie cutters at at great price” as a present for one of our nieces…. MiL was not happy at our guffaws and pointings-out they were Star of David, shofar, and dreidel shapes. Sister-in-law (gift recipient’s mother) later showed us a Santa cookie creatively patched together from those molds.

    1. Windrose Avatar

      I would have liked to see that! Awesome SiL!

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