YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal
2014 November 21
$$===FREE HEART EGG/PANCAKE RINGS
* 2 Piece set
* Stay cool knock down handle
* FDA approved
* Heat resistant to 500F/260C
* Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs
Just to be clear – this is a heart:
To be fair, it is not shaped like this:
♥
However, it also not shaped like a seal, an armadillo, or the state of Michigan. In addition, of the two things in the set, there appear to be three of them.
Thanks for the post, Stephanie!
Cat math and seal semiotics in one ad. I’m impressed.
Seal Semiotics is my Modern English cover band.
No! It’s the name of my Musicology 406 Class: Analytical Semiotic Theory of the Seal Discography.
It’s only two objects — the giant seal has bitten off the Upper Peninsula.
I fixed it.
If only I could find seal, armadillo and mitten shaped COOKIE CUTTERS……if anyone comes across some please let me know. Thanks.
I (HEART) cookies!!!!
I was going to say that. How can people not recognize cookie cutters?
You both beat me to it, and I would love that seal cookie cutter.
But no baby seal cookies….that would be cruel.
I ♥ Ѡ aside.
It’s a trap! Beware the spinosaurus!
Only one item has this handle. If a person had a heart shaped like a mitten, I think their cardiologist would be set for life.
Ah, Heart Like a Mitten. I listened the hell out of that Jewel album all through college. Good times.
When I was a kid, I had inter-mittens.
Are pancake rings the new candy necklace?
Pancake rings? I don’t know about YOUR pancakes, but mine never had fingers or ears.
I used to work in a shop in Solvang where busty Scandinavian women would juggle pancakes in an area visible through windows. The tourists would stop and stare. The men would drool, and the women would say, “Oh for heaven’s sakes, let’s get some breakfast.”
Imagine if they had these shapes, instead of the round ball-shapes.
C””J, out of the box! The Cap’n and noJazzy have tickets, and you know what that means. Punchity Punch Punch!
Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
Good Evening, Cutters!
All I can say is WTF. You should have used the wtf tag.
All the hearts I drew in grammar school were lopsided. Not quite as lopsided as the mitten cookie cutter, the thumb would be a bit more swollen. Like when I accidentally slammed my thumb in the lid of my coffin. ♥
AAAAHHHH! *sob*
*casts eyes toward Windrose*
Mama Windy!
*tries to pour premium bird seed in cup holder through tear soaked eyes*
Oh no, not again.
I feel like a bowl of petunias.
Well, OMV, if you feel like a bowl of petunias, go ahead and EAT a bowl of petunias….nobody’s stopping you, for crissake!!!!!
There, there, One. It’s all better. Mmmm, this is good seed!
I have often said and I must say yet again “the only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits”. Mistaking a mitt for a heart shape, mistaking cookie cutters for egg/pancake rings once again proves the genius of my statement.
Of course, the stupidity of it is that I keep on saying it, hoping that some of the stupid might read it and think “Oh, this applies to me. I should shut up now.” Yeh, right 🙁
The ad poster could be my mother-in-law, who once bought “Christmas cookie cutters at at great price” as a present for one of our nieces…. MiL was not happy at our guffaws and pointings-out they were Star of David, shofar, and dreidel shapes. Sister-in-law (gift recipient’s mother) later showed us a Santa cookie creatively patched together from those molds.
I would have liked to see that! Awesome SiL!